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gryps @autocastratrix.bsky.social · Dec 13
harvey
A tabby cat staring at the camera A tabby cat looking up and to the right A tabby cat looking to the right A tabby cat looking to the left
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grayathena.bsky.social
I hate it when my family argues about politics at Thanksgiving. My Independent Dad is yelling at my Covenanter cousin for allying with the king while my Fifth Monarchist uncle keeps making cryptic pronouncements about the Book of Daniel, and here I am, a Leveller.
November 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
R/shrooms Husband did a large dose of shrooms. Became convinced he was Italian chef in a past life. Proceeded to make spaghetti.. Experience/Tripping Quick background: we live with my mom. My side is very heavily Italian. My mom grew up in Italy. My husband is best described as a southerner (family all in Alabama for 200+ years). He is not a good cook at all. He once burnt ramen. He's been going through a tough time. His dad died 2 months ago. He wanted to do a large dose. His wording was he wanted to take a large dose and follow the advice alot of people give for a heroic dose(dark room, alone, everything turned off, etc). He took 12g of shrooms.. proceeded to go extremely catatonic, spaced out, etc. When he came out of it the next day, He seemed very at peace and declared that he realized he was an Italian chef in a past life.. me and my mom were both very amused because he has never been a good cook. He proceeded to say that he was gonna make spaghetti for dinner and he'd make the sauce from scratch. Me and my mom didn't say anything but a "ah... ok..". He cooked it that night. We were expecting a disaster. Especially because we watched him just wing it. He didn't look up any instructions or measure anything. He said that he couldn't remember specifics but making it felt like "muscle memory". This motherfucker made the best sauce l've ever tasted. My mom was rattled and said it was the best she's ever tasted and it was far superior to hers(and that's not something she'd ever easily admit). She even called it "perfect". Every single person who tasted it was amazed by it. The main question going through my mind right now is "what the fuck?".
October 18, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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nancycomics.bsky.social
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 23,1944
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- ERNIE BUSHMILLER HAS ONLY FINISHED THE FIRST PANEL AND NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE UPSET … NANCY: I WISH HE'D FINISH THIS STRIP SO WE CAN GO OUT AND PLAY SLUGGO: HE ATE TOO MUCH TOIKEY AND HE FELL ASLEEP P2-SLUGGO STEPS OUT, BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL… SLUGGO: WELL... I'M GONNA FINISH IT MYSELF P3- SLUGGO HAS DRAWN NANCY AND HIMSELF WAVING TO THE READERS AND SAYING TOGETHER .. HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYBODY
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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tallfroguy.bsky.social
”That’s right. I’ve killed women and children. Killed just about everything that walks or crawled at one time or another.”
Crude drawing of cowboy kermit levelling a shotgun at the viewer like the finale of Unforgiven (1992)
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 AM
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videosyncrasy.bsky.social
Badass
November 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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miamidsa.org
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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gw-scp.bsky.social
IT'S ALIVE: scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-golem-of...
November 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
The Far Side Cow Tools cartoon with the cow standing behind her table of crude tools, except there is a grey and white silhouette of Garfield standing on the table as if he has been cut out from the image exposing the digital canvas behind. Caption reads, "cow tools minus Garfield."
November 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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mecha-tho.bsky.social
Four Murasame from Zeta Gundam saying "I'll always love you, but I become a different person when I pilot the bicycle." A bicycle is visible behind her.
November 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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standplaatskrk.pl
A Nine Inch Nails shirt with NIN rendered as N64 logos.
October 25, 2024 at 6:39 PM
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nora.zone
who is following you dorks that you feel the need to repeatedly post that mtg is not on the side of the angels. it feels like spending a lot of time telling people not to eat hams they find on the ground
November 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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vaporlight.bsky.social
anyway i made a quiz in case you wanna find out what kinda weapon you should main

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lgbt weapon preference quiz
take this quiz to find out what your preferred Weapon is. if you are gay
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November 22, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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karaonza.bsky.social
flames, on the side of her face (clue, 1985)
November 19, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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jkass99.bsky.social
Lmao
November 19, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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gifs-bot.bsky.social
MISC/IMPETUSL.GIF
November 19, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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scientits.bsky.social
Pronouncing Popeyes as Pope Yes and nobody can stop me
November 18, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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ruralindexing.bsky.social
Masonic lodge
Fremont, NC
November 18, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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thatericalper.com
November 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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jonbois.bsky.social
whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
america's mayor
nymag and strange.victory Instagram post. Zohran Mamdani smiles incredulously to someone off camera while standing on a sidewalk next to a cartoon cow holding a lump-with-handle cow tool. Caption reads, "2:32 P.M. at a stop near a Lower East Side polling site: "I ran into the cow from cow tools, which I was just so excited about," he says. "I'm a huge fan, and I was quite starstruck."
November 17, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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killjamesbond.bsky.social
It’s transgender awareness week, so if you weren’t already aware, you are transgender
November 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
autocastratrix.bsky.social
what the fuck is that rag flying above the sacred banner of my people
two flags flying above Logan Square in chicago: the american flag and the bisexual flag
November 16, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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adactivity.bsky.social
Remember: All art is political art
September 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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mattielubchansky.com
i know everyone is making their little jokes like "haha it's me and my 3 girlfriends" or whatever but they're lying for comedy. i want you to know it's actually going to be me, the other two hosts of @nogodsnomayors.com, and one lucky contest winner
them.us Them @them.us · 13d
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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willow.meangirls.online
"trump sucked dick" no he didn't stop giving him valor he didn't even try to steal
November 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM