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Audrey Bloody Hepburn

@audreyb.bsky.social

760 followers 340 following 300 posts

~pat slut~ FSSW in Western Sydney Stay in touch -> https://linktr.ee/hollygoh

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Audrey Bloody Hepburn @audreyb.bsky.social · 1d

What y'all sound like

An Australian raven.

Quoth the raven "fuck, Fark, faaaarque"

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Audrey Bloody Hepburn @audreyb.bsky.social · 1d

Shockingly, no points! Even on the day I was surprised that I beat the tow truck.

Audrey Bloody Hepburn @audreyb.bsky.social · 2d

Where are my parking fine daddies? Hot girls should be able to park in clearways for free lmaaaooo

I was parked in a bus lane on Parramatta Rd 💀

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Audrey Bloody Hepburn @audreyb.bsky.social · 3d

Yass, if anything this is a good thing because if the moon ever dies and they replace her with a clone I will know

Audrey Bloody Hepburn @audreyb.bsky.social · 3d

Follow up question: do you get astigmatism of the moon? I recently noticed I get astigmatism of the street lights but not astigmatism of the moon

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Audrey Bloody Hepburn @audreyb.bsky.social · 4d

Who up suffering from astigmatism?

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Audrey Bloody Hepburn @audreyb.bsky.social · 5d

Hips: big
Attitude: bigger

A selfie in front of a mirrored wardrobe, in a black bodysuit and leopard print fluffy slippers

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Audrey Bloody Hepburn @audreyb.bsky.social · 8d

What if we kissed at kennards storage

My bountiful ass and one sumptuous round hip beckon suggestively to your wanton hands through a skin tight black tshirt dress. In the background is an orange roller door with 'E12' above it

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CAMERON WILSON @cameronwilson.bsky.social · 9d

last week, I wrote about how the rushed/bizarre teen social media ban policy process could lead to bad outcomes for Australians.

One scenario? Platforms forced to check users ages leak private data. Anyway, there's now a leak of some Discord user's passports

www.crikey.com.au/2025/09/30/a...

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Audrey Bloody Hepburn @audreyb.bsky.social · 11d

A green image of a kitten mid meow and text that reads "I eat pussy and microplastics"

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Audrey Bloody Hepburn @audreyb.bsky.social · 13d

On October 3rd he asked me what day it was

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Audrey Bloody Hepburn @audreyb.bsky.social · 16d

Fucking legend

Working Class History @workingclasshistory.com · 16d

#OtD 29 Sep 1943 11-year-old partisan Gennaro Capuozzo was killed in action fighting against German Nazi forces in Naples as he threw handgrenades at German tanks. Part of a successful four-day uprising against Nazi occupation. Learn more in our podcast: workingclasshistory.com/podcast/e77-...