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Anna. An astronaut on earth. Astrologer, avid reader, historian.
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December 1, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Rewatching the 2000s Miss Marples and the 3rd season is particularly bad writing, I think they could have dumped the writers and kept Geraldine McEwan. I do like Julia McKenzie (except she gets too soft) but the scripts vastly improved when she came on. However, Joan Hickson is still the best Marple
December 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Never seen anything like this is my god damn life
November 29, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Reading letters from the Princess Liselotte of Palantine, the German sister-in-law of Louis XIV, and it's wild because she had this super informal writing style that almost sounds like modern texts

Like at one point she goes "wish to god my son didn't love holding chunks of bread like a peasant"
November 28, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Disgusting, I'm stuck in Turkey trot traffic while I'm trying to eat pastries and drink coffee with my friend! It's Spinster Thanksgiving 😤
November 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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If you’re in the market for any astrological services, letting you know I am booking for December ☺️

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November 27, 2025 at 4:17 AM
It would be insane to walk to the store for one thing right now, but yet...
November 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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every thanksgiving, me and my family eat thanksgiving dinner
November 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Running fun errands and taking the bus 10/10 day off
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Someone told me that I never do anything I don't want to and I had never felt more seen
What is the best compliment you ever received? Putting aside whether or not you believed it.
November 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Growing up we did holidays at my godparents house, and for Christmas my godmother's doctor gave her goose or venison he hunted! Sometimes I think I'm not country and then I remember things like this
it fascinates me how most everyone in the U.S. does turkey for Thanksgiving, but we are all over the map as to what we eat for Christmas (as is proper for a hugely diverse nation).

I come from a Christmas prime rib roast family, myself.
I also use the bacon method. Although turkey is Christmas dinner where I come from.
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I know there's something wrong with me, bc after two months off of sugar (and many other things), I just want Turkish delight. I don't need most sweets, but give me the gelatinous, rose flavored sugar
November 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
My 20 something colleague told me his multiple thanksgiving dinner strategy, and I'm so happy for him
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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It's flu SZN, people
November 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I am acutely feeling all the ways that the tech industry has dismantled customer service. I think AI is the last step in that. I need people who can understand complex systems with me, in order to correct things. If you don't have a dedicated person to understand an account, you can't do that
November 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I promise you my office is open next week, if you have something that won't be resolved by tomorrow, just wait.
November 24, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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something i'll note is that if nuzzi ran catch-and-kill ops for rfk jr and lizza knew this prior to him being appointed as HHS, and instead of telling anyone, he decided to save it for his substack long after rfk jr had made communicable disease into federal policy, that's completely fucked
November 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Mamdani turned his haters into waiters at the table of success
November 22, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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The power of a good switch
November 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
So your saying the people long for Graham technique floor work
I wrote this piece because I only learned about pelvic floors a few years ago, despite having had one all my life. And then it turned out to be where I store all my issues. And then that turned out to be true for a lot of people www.wired.com/story/the-pe...
The Pelvic Floor Is a Problem
Everyone’s suddenly obsessed with the pelvic floor—physical therapists, MAHA influencers, me. Could this deeply misunderstood body part really be the seat of so much modern dysfunction?
www.wired.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I've become a steel cut oats truther, I'm so sorry. I make a big pot on Sunday and then reheat every morning
November 21, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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So, I won a National Book Award.
November 20, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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just woke up from a vivid dream about a new Christmas movie called Merry Leechmas in which a family’s country home is overtaken by a fast-multiplying population of leeches, dividing the family between those who seek to exterminate the leeches and those who wish to live in harmony with them
November 20, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 2:24 AM