Dee 🐝
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Dee; super casual tarot, astrology, antizionist Judaism, free Palestine; Leo☀️ Aries 🌙 Virgo ⬆️ Mercury 🦀
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SOMEONE SOMEWHERE GIVE ME AN UPDATE ON SOMETHING
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the year is 2030. a doctor solemnly informs you that you have plastic in your testicles bc millions of people persuaded by celebrity marketing bought synthetic pubic hairs that were eventually consumed by fish that you ate
The Daily Beast writes: "Kim Kardashian's brand SKIMS has sold out its synthetic pubic hair thongs and is now accumulating a waitlist for the product." Their tweet is accompanied by a link to a post with the story.
i swear to god if i get a rejection from grad school on top of everything else, i may run onto the highway naked
we all want to deliver good news and see the beauty in things. sometimes that can inspire someone already in a tough time. but sometimes that's not what's being asked of you.
and most importantly: be honest with your clients. Don't fearmonger them or make them feel hopeless, but be clear: "this is going to be a tough time. here's where your resources are. here's when it might ease up"
"a benefic is involved, so it MUST be good" FALSE

"it's a trine, it'll be easy" WRONG

if it were that simple, this wouldn't be such a robust and nuanced field.
if there's anything I can impart on you about astrology, it's that "significant" does not always mean "good" or "easy" or "fun"

a transit can be significant. and very shitty.

so if you find a big moment in a client's chart, use your skills to determine the quality of the moment
my lesson for you all is that sometimes a Month of Destiny happens but your destiny sucks ass
if this was venus in Libra, can't wait to see what venus in Scorpio brings 😒
man it's early but im handling this layoff better than the one 8 yrs ago even tho the consequences are worse
thanks!

I was laid off in 2017 too but I had more cushion bc i was living with my parents still. Now I'm a solo homeowner. So. much less runway. lot more fear. ಠ_ಠ
sent some emails and messages, some friends called, posted my linkedin LFW post

tomorrow I will call the recruiters I spoke to earlier this year to tell them "actuallyyyyyyy contracts are greaaaaaaaat" and do some financial math to see how far severance and unemployment bennies will take me
for those watching at home, the 0'00 Libra entry was them offering to let me keep the equipment I have. Which i will. And I might sell some of it.
got laid off lol
the pay part of my annual review is today and venus is STILL at 29'59 when it starts. but she moves into libra (my L2!) 4 minutes in. Maybe there is hope yet for my finances?
the pay part of my annual review is today and venus is STILL at 29'59 when it starts. but she moves into libra (my L2!) 4 minutes in. Maybe there is hope yet for my finances?
lipstick on a pig

we don't need mockups

just make it better

no need for QA

we'll fix it later

can we add AI?

...due to business requirements

sketch update broke it
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
no offense to the people living on the neptune-uranus line. it's fuckshit to me, not you
i was born on my mars line and grew up on my Saturn line. now i live on my sun line and asking me to go back to the saturn line or go to some fuckshit location like the neptune-uranus conjunct line is not fun to me
proudly
Aries: If you had a chance to do it all over again, you’d make the same fucked up choices.
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Leo: Instead of fixating on your own flaws, turn that magnifying glass onto other people. Use sunlight to incinerate them like the disgusting insects they are.
bird trapped in airport
sorry for so many selfies this week but i just discovered hotel bathroom lighting
i've seen exactly 15 mins of golden girls and i think we need a show like this again