exactlyyyyy

I gave my mom what I thought was a soup-themed bath bomb some years back, but it was actually soup. She had to call my dad in to get her out of the greasy tub.

10 more temp job applications that i'm not even logging because I'm never gonna even get a rejection on these

also discovered a delightful new cake I can easily bake that would be great with so many different fruits and nuts. I did it with cranberries and walnuts, but it could work with pears and strawberries and idk rhubarb or even blueberries. anything with tang + a crunch element.

i don't have the guts to do stand-up comedy but

1) I totally get that desire

2) I'd kill

squeaky wheel gets the grease! and it's squeaky because it's a small pest of some kind!

pest 🤝

transformation is my most behated word, thank you

I think I maybe have to start deliberately writing out what day it is every morning because I'm starting to lose track very badly

no thank you

oh nooooo!