Dear Ashley…
asj519.bsky.social
Dear Ashley…
@asj519.bsky.social
💕💚Elle Woods, Esq. ⚖️💚💕✨UF alum #gogators 🐊✨🎓MPA, JD, LLM ✨MUA 💄✨🇯🇲 ✨IG: asj.519 ✨ NYC-MIA-ATL-DC
Over 500 items bought to make 200 gift sets for the kiddies. Don’t ask me about no more philanthropy for the rest of 2025 🤗

Thank you to everyone who supported!
December 18, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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If you’re in the south Atlanta metro (SWATS, South Fulton, College Park, East Point, Fairburn, Union City, or Riverdale) and need your house cleaned, get at me! I’ll leave your home sparkling and I don’t break pockets.
December 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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My entire parenting philosophy is based on the idea I have *temporary* responsibility over another human being who will remember and judge *everything* I did with that responsibility.
December 8, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Let’s keep the momentum going!
Ok guys I need your help. Each month my sorority provides non-perishable food to 200 kids & their families across 3 schools who are on SNAP. In Dec., we also send the kids home w/ gifts for Xmas. Help our chapter out by purchasing a gift from the list 🫶🏾

tinyurl.com/peoholiday2
PEO GenerationNext HoHoHo Holiday Toy Drive | Amazon Gift List
tinyurl.com
December 5, 2025 at 11:03 PM
The deadline for gift purchases is next Saturday! Help us out!
Ok guys I need your help. Each month my sorority provides non-perishable food to 200 kids & their families across 3 schools who are on SNAP. In Dec., we also send the kids home w/ gifts for Xmas. Help our chapter out by purchasing a gift from the list 🫶🏾

tinyurl.com/peoholiday2
PEO GenerationNext HoHoHo Holiday Toy Drive | Amazon Gift List
tinyurl.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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I hate peach flavored anything.
December 3, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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i think this is the first time i’ve seen the “even though they lost they actually won” headline construction used for democrats
Despite loss, Democrats overperformed in bright red Tennessee House race
Aftyn Behn is on pace to significantly outperform Vice President Kamala Harris in the Nashville area district Tuesday night.
www.politico.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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I recently saw a clip of Todd signing that prenup and her attorneys having him on camera swearing by it. And that man decided hes still going to fight it. Sir if you dont go sit tf down somewhere smh
December 1, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Stop playing on her name!
Megan Thee Stallion shares her courtroom looks following defamation civil lawsuit win:

“💰👩🏽‍⚖️”
December 1, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Eve body fights the prenup. Most don’t succeed.
December 1, 2025 at 11:10 PM
It’s so hard being the Beyoncé of the family. ESP when you like to be left alone in family environments. Ppl love chat. I gotta hide to recenter.
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Marjorie Taylor Greene never got “the joke that MAGA is about anything more than manipulation”—her failure to do so may be her one service to the nation, @davidfrum.bsky.social argues.
Marjorie Taylor Greene Came So Close to Getting the Joke
What the Georgia representative learned in Washington
bit.ly
November 22, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Half of the MAGA-world grifters were immediately exposed as foreigners by their location, but yeah, let's call it "for an unknown reason" 😂
November 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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THERE IS NO COOKOUT!

STOP INVITING PEOPLE!
November 22, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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A worm would starve to death if her brain was food
November 20, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Ok guys I need your help. Each month my sorority provides non-perishable food to 200 kids & their families across 3 schools who are on SNAP. In Dec., we also send the kids home w/ gifts for Xmas. Help our chapter out by purchasing a gift from the list 🫶🏾

tinyurl.com/peoholiday2
PEO GenerationNext HoHoHo Holiday Toy Drive | Amazon Gift List
tinyurl.com
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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The Massachusetts judge who faced federal obstruction charges for helping a defendant evade ICE at her courthouse will receive only a public reprimand because she didn’t know about the plan to escape out the back door.
Massachusetts Judge Reprimanded in High-Profile ICE Evasion Case
The Massachusetts judge who faced federal obstruction charges for helping a defendant evade ICE at her courthouse will receive only a public reprimand because she didn’t know about the plan to escape out the back door.
bit.ly
November 9, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Ok guys I need your help. Each month my sorority provides non-perishable food to 200 kids & their families across 3 schools who are on SNAP. In Dec., we also send the kids home w/ gifts for Xmas. Help our chapter out by purchasing a gift from the list 🫶🏾

tinyurl.com/peoholiday2
PEO GenerationNext HoHoHo Holiday Toy Drive | Amazon Gift List
tinyurl.com
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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“He’s having a seizure and they’re trying to rip the baby out of her hands”
November 7, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Opinion: Companies and investors in the institutional single-family rental sector should carefully monitor this trend and take proactive compliance steps now to mitigate risk.
Single-Family Rental Investors Are a Growing Enforcement Target
Opinion: Companies and investors in the institutional single-family rental sector should carefully monitor this trend and take proactive compliance steps now to mitigate risk.
bit.ly
November 7, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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“This case, ladies and gentleman of the jury, is about a sandwich.”

Closing arguments from the defense in the DC sandwich guy case are now underway.
November 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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McCormick me down
Birds that have risen above their Bird past love Del Frisco’s
November 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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What if it has sharp cheddar?
A ballistic vest meant to stop a bullet “is definitely going to keep you safe from a sandwich thrown at you," Sean Dunn's defense attorney argued.
November 5, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Six Flags America officially closes after 50 years of operation
Six Flags America Officially Closes After 50 Years of Operation
The Six Flags America and Hurricane Harbor amusement parks in Bowie, Md., have officially closed its gates for good. The company welcomed guests for one last time on Sunday, Nov. 2.
people.com
November 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Lord. Is this the Gen Z edition? Lol
New cast. New drama. New shift. #VanderpumpRules #VPR
November 3, 2025 at 7:43 PM