Arlington GOP Pitchbot
@arlingtongop.bsky.social
The mother fucking Ronald mother fucking Reagan party, of mother fucking Arlington mother fucking Virginia 🇺🇸
Appeal to heaven
November 22, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Appeal to heaven
Imagine having such a horrible, (stupid & just plain weird) take 🤡
November 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Imagine having such a horrible, (stupid & just plain weird) take 🤡
One of the requirements to get into heaven is to reject every single policy stance Dick Cheney ever had.. EVERY single one
November 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
One of the requirements to get into heaven is to reject every single policy stance Dick Cheney ever had.. EVERY single one
Is it just me, or is Bondi starting to look a little rough?
November 20, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Is it just me, or is Bondi starting to look a little rough?
Appeal to heaven
November 19, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Appeal to heaven
WV is off its fucking rocker 🙄 bruh, VA has no claim to the Potomac, TF you think So. MD coming up off the river 🤡
November 19, 2025 at 1:08 PM
WV is off its fucking rocker 🙄 bruh, VA has no claim to the Potomac, TF you think So. MD coming up off the river 🤡
Check & mate you dumb bitch
November 18, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Check & mate you dumb bitch
We defeated Twitter 🎉
November 18, 2025 at 12:04 PM
We defeated Twitter 🎉
It’s so… beautiful 🤩
November 16, 2025 at 5:01 PM
It’s so… beautiful 🤩
Bargain imho
Audrey Clement signs $10/lb - collectibles - by owner - sale - craigslist
Bargain rate! Dont trust anyone else with your ‘used Audrey Clement Campaign sign’ needs! Only $10 per pound!! Xmas is coming up. Grandmas birthday. Bar mitzvah!!
washingtondc.craigslist.org
November 16, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Bargain imho
Let the Coloradoazation of the Commonwealth begin 🎉
virginia is for democrats with a map of the state
ALT: virginia is for democrats with a map of the state
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Let the Coloradoazation of the Commonwealth begin 🎉
Post election maga tears are the best 🫶
Loudoun GOP vs the Arlington GOP on who is more unappealing ☠️ kek
Loudoun GOP vs the Arlington GOP on who is more unappealing ☠️ kek
November 16, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Post election maga tears are the best 🫶
Loudoun GOP vs the Arlington GOP on who is more unappealing ☠️ kek
Loudoun GOP vs the Arlington GOP on who is more unappealing ☠️ kek
That episode of Family Guy where Bill Clinton bangs everyone.. kinda evergreen
November 16, 2025 at 12:19 PM
That episode of Family Guy where Bill Clinton bangs everyone.. kinda evergreen
It’s always 2 dumb bitches telling each other “Exactlyyyyyy”
November 15, 2025 at 2:03 PM
It’s always 2 dumb bitches telling each other “Exactlyyyyyy”
I think Spanberger should devote all her time to taking Nick Frietas’ guns.. for the lulz
November 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I think Spanberger should devote all her time to taking Nick Frietas’ guns.. for the lulz
In shifting places like Arlington, VA to the left, I’d like to take at least a little bit of credit… I mean, just incredible incompetence on display… 🤷♂️
Now let our chairman-an unmarried, childless, adult male- do what he does best… dox teachers
Now let our chairman-an unmarried, childless, adult male- do what he does best… dox teachers
Fun facts
Abigail Spanberger got biggest win for a Dem in Virginia Governor election since 1961
Ghazala Hashmi got biggest win for Dem in Virginia Lt. Governor election since 1965
Virginia Dems won most seats in Virginia House of Delegates since 1987
Abigail Spanberger got biggest win for a Dem in Virginia Governor election since 1961
Ghazala Hashmi got biggest win for Dem in Virginia Lt. Governor election since 1965
Virginia Dems won most seats in Virginia House of Delegates since 1987
November 6, 2025 at 3:16 PM
In shifting places like Arlington, VA to the left, I’d like to take at least a little bit of credit… I mean, just incredible incompetence on display… 🤷♂️
Now let our chairman-an unmarried, childless, adult male- do what he does best… dox teachers
Now let our chairman-an unmarried, childless, adult male- do what he does best… dox teachers
Thoughts and prayers?! 🤷♂️
The post from the Arlington GOP criticized the school because it "refused to lower its flag to half-mast, for either the observance of the anniversary of 9/11 or the political assassination of Charlie Kirk."
November 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Thoughts and prayers?! 🤷♂️
East PG County out here running its mouth
I’m sorry Virginia, but if DC is going to have to watch your incessant political ads, we’re going to need to take Arlington and Alexandria back
November 4, 2025 at 12:35 PM
East PG County out here running its mouth
Today is the big day everyone! Be Sure To 🗳️
Because instead of losing by 85 points, we’re shooting to lose by 80 points 💪
#ArlingtonVA
#Virginia
Because instead of losing by 85 points, we’re shooting to lose by 80 points 💪
#ArlingtonVA
#Virginia
November 4, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Today is the big day everyone! Be Sure To 🗳️
Because instead of losing by 85 points, we’re shooting to lose by 80 points 💪
#ArlingtonVA
#Virginia
Because instead of losing by 85 points, we’re shooting to lose by 80 points 💪
#ArlingtonVA
#Virginia
Final mail was added in VA-11 Special Election
Takes Walkinshaw above 75% and total votes above 150K
Still provisionals left mainly same-day registration
Probably Dem leaning so don’t anticipate much more change
Early voting starts again this Friday for state elections
Takes Walkinshaw above 75% and total votes above 150K
Still provisionals left mainly same-day registration
Probably Dem leaning so don’t anticipate much more change
Early voting starts again this Friday for state elections
September 14, 2025 at 4:56 PM
🤬 THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
WHY CANT WE TALK ABOUT THR RACIST SIGN LADY MORE, NEED THIS GRIFT TO KEEP ON GOING TIL NOVEMBER
#electionsmatter
WHY CANT WE TALK ABOUT THR RACIST SIGN LADY MORE, NEED THIS GRIFT TO KEEP ON GOING TIL NOVEMBER
#electionsmatter
September 5, 2025 at 1:46 PM
🤬 THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
WHY CANT WE TALK ABOUT THR RACIST SIGN LADY MORE, NEED THIS GRIFT TO KEEP ON GOING TIL NOVEMBER
#electionsmatter
WHY CANT WE TALK ABOUT THR RACIST SIGN LADY MORE, NEED THIS GRIFT TO KEEP ON GOING TIL NOVEMBER
#electionsmatter
Reposted by Arlington GOP Pitchbot
I’m looking at you @arlingtondems.bsky.social 👀
Finna use that $20m (the committee somehow ‘raised’ last year 🤔) to fund A MASSIVE INVESTIGATION!!!
Finna use that $20m (the committee somehow ‘raised’ last year 🤔) to fund A MASSIVE INVESTIGATION!!!
April 29, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I’m looking at you @arlingtondems.bsky.social 👀
Finna use that $20m (the committee somehow ‘raised’ last year 🤔) to fund A MASSIVE INVESTIGATION!!!
Finna use that $20m (the committee somehow ‘raised’ last year 🤔) to fund A MASSIVE INVESTIGATION!!!