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Aris
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Twitter refugee. Very talented at data analytics. Sadly, that talent mostly gets utilized analyzing Fantasy Premier League. Follow for lots of visualizations and infographics that are sure to help you screw up your FPL squad.
💥💥 #FPL GW12 RECAP 💥💥

👉🏽 47 pts
🌎 🟢 221k ↗️ up from 258k

Tiny green arrow. Used 3 FTs, none of which worked out well. Don't feel good about United players after that atrocious showing at OT vs Everton. Could FH, but more likely to save it for GW16. For now, need to find my Gab replacement.
November 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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[bursts in panting covered in Sharpie]
November 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Feeling bad for my friends who are United supporters. That was one of the most embarressing performances I've seen in the past 10+ years.
November 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
⚽ ⚽ FPL GW12 LINEUP ⚽ ⚽

🔄 Used 3/3 Woltemade, Paqueta, Enzo -> Thiago, Boomo, Anderson
🧢 🤖
🏦 £0.1 ITB
🌎 258k OR

A case study in idiocy. Went early on FTs instead of waiting til end of IB. Would have done Gabs+Paqueta -> Richards+Cunha if I had patience. At some point I'll learn. Maybe. 💀
November 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
🚨🚨 Clean Sheet Odds GW12

🥇 Arsenal (vs TOT) 48%
🥈 Chelsea (at BUR) 45%
🥉 Liverpool (vs NFO), Bournemouth (vs WHU) 40.5%

Others: Fulham (vs SUN) & United (vs EVE) 38%, Palace (at WOL) 37%, Villa (at LEE) 32.5%, Brighton (vs BRE) 32%

GW11 Recap: 1) Arsenal ❌ 2) Chelsea ✅ 3) Everton ✅
November 20, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Genuinely need feedback/advice with this decision.

🅰️ Mbeumo + Elliott Anderson
🅱️ Bruno + Dewsbury-Hall

I like Anderson over KDH but also prefer Bruno to Boomo. Boomo has 6 GW left before AFCON beckons. Bruno has pens, but hasn't shown much of anything this season playing as deep as he has. ❓🤷‍♂️❔
💥💥 #FPL GW11 RECAP 💥💥

👉🏽 53 pts
🌎 🟢 258k ↗️ up from 453k

Not all green arrows are equal. Decent rank gain but BB chip was a fail (as always). Most annoying chip thankfully binned.

3 FT & I'm likely to use 'em all. Woltemade+Paqueta+Enzo to Thiago+ either Mbeumo+E.Anderson or Bruno+KDH. Thoughts?
November 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
💥💥 #FPL GW11 RECAP 💥💥

👉🏽 53 pts
🌎 🟢 258k ↗️ up from 453k

Not all green arrows are equal. Decent rank gain but BB chip was a fail (as always). Most annoying chip thankfully binned.

3 FT & I'm likely to use 'em all. Woltemade+Paqueta+Enzo to Thiago+ either Mbeumo+E.Anderson or Bruno+KDH. Thoughts?
November 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Saka cappers feasting rn.
November 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Let's play a game on who has the most futility. Winner is whoever has the most players in their lineup that are ONE defcon short of bonus? I'll start. Two, Rodon on 9, Paqueta on 11.
November 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
The psychosis around defcon is insane. Especially when your player is 1 off & the match is in extra time (or your player is 1 off & gets subbed off). I don't know about you, but I'd take ASSMAN over DEFCON any day. People are viably doing 5 ITB formations in #FPL. What are we even doing here?!?
November 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
In case there was any confusion, Dubravka is not a good goalkeeper. Not good at all.
November 8, 2025 at 4:48 PM
FFS, Paquata off with 11 DEFCON
November 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
⚽ ⚽ FPL GW11 LINEUP ⚽ ⚽

🔄 Rolling! Used 0/2
🧢 🤖
🏦 £0.3 ITB
🌎 453k OR

BB is active. Happy to get rid of it tbh. Will let me downgrade one fwd or mid slot and give me some budget for either Bruno or Salah in coming weeks. Will be happy with 12+ from BB.
November 8, 2025 at 7:00 AM
🚨🚨 Clean Sheet Odds GW11

🥇 Arsenal (at SUN) 51%
🥈 Chelsea (vs WOL) 47%
🥉 Everton (vs FUL) 38%

Others: West Ham (vs BUR) 35.5%, Forest (vs LEE) 34%, Villa (vs BOU) 33.5%

GW10 Recap: 1) Arsenal ✅ 2) Fulham ✅ 3) City ❌ & Newcastle ❌
November 7, 2025 at 7:56 PM
💥💥 #FPL GW10 RECAP 💥💥

👉🏽 77 pts
🌎 🟢 453k ↗️ up from 511k

Tiny green arrow to climb back into the top 500k. Again, first bench slot hauls. Likely to BB GW11 & considering the psychotic move of Woltemade -> JP (after JP -> Mateta last week). Someone needs to study if #FPL gives you brain damage.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Haaland with 13 goals in 10 league matches. Absolute dominance. Pep may want others to step up considering that City's 2nd leading scorer is a defender for Burnley.
November 3, 2025 at 1:28 PM
This is the list of most sold players this GW.

So of course Joao Pedro, Reijnders, Salah, Kudus & Gyokeres will haul this week.

I don't make the rules, that's just how it is.
November 1, 2025 at 12:08 PM
⚽ ⚽ FPL GW10 LINEUP ⚽ ⚽

🔄 Used 1/2: JP -> Mateta
🧢 🤖
🏦 £0.3 ITB
🌎 511k OR

Need to build back momentum after brutal red arrow in GW9. Rank fell from 291k to 511k. Used 1/2 FT to kick JP to the curb & get Mateta. Want Mbeumo on the team, but will wait 'til GW12 when United fixtures get juicy.
October 31, 2025 at 5:37 PM
🚨🚨 Clean Sheet % GW10

🥇 Arsenal (vs BUR) 53%
🥈 Fulham (at WOL) 43%
🥉 City (at BOU) & Newcastle (vs WHU) 39%

Others: Liverpool (at AVL) & Brighton (at LEE) 36%, Palace (at BRE) 35.5%, Everton (vs SUN) 33.5%

GW9 Recap: 1) Arsenal ✅ & Chelsea ❌ 2) Wolves ❌ & Newcastle ❌ 3) Leeds ❌ & Bournemouth ✅
October 30, 2025 at 9:36 PM
💥💥 #FPL GW8 RECAP 💥💥

👉🏽 76 pts
🌎 🟢 291k ↗️ up from 454k

Pleased w/ WC team even though my plan B (BB instead of using WC) would've been a 92 pter. Last WC decision was Rodon vs Mukiele and that did not go well (for now). JP a dud but he stays for the SUN (h), tot (a), WOL (h), bur (a) fixture run.
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
🚨🚨 Clean Sheet Probability GW8

🥇 City (vs EVE) 47%
🥈 Arsenal (at FUL) 45%
🥉 Sunderland (vs WOL) 36%

Others: Leeds (at BUR) 34%, Spurs (vs AVL) Liverpool (vs MUN) Palace (vs BOU) & Chelsea (at NFO) 31.5%

GW7 Recap: 1) Arsenal ✅ 2) Villa ❌ 3) United ✅
October 17, 2025 at 8:53 PM
💥💥 #FPL GW7 RECAP 💥💥

👉🏽 72 pts
🌎 🟢454k ↗️ up from 483k

Was saving my recap to fill the long gap in content during IB. Probably waited too long. Tiny green arrow. Tragic since GW started with hauls from Semenyo & Kudus but got almost nothing else from the squad. WC active & I'll post drafts shortly.
October 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I would urge FPLers to use their FTs (and take hits, it's a great time for -4 or -8) as soon as possible during the IB. No meaningful matches, so no injury risks.

This unbiased advice has nothing to do with the fact that it would greatly benefit me to get a few more price rises ASAP whilst on WC. 🙏🏽
October 8, 2025 at 2:50 PM
3/12 played thus far. I have Semenyo and Kudus. Pretty much guarantees that I'll get absolutely nothing else from any of my other players. Sorry fellow Haaland/JP/Foden/Bruno/Reijnders owners.
October 4, 2025 at 1:33 PM