bwsplitta
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FPL
Louisville, Kentucky. Yup Kentucky.
Louisville, Kentucky. Yup Kentucky.
First the Fat Boys break up and now this…
🚨 Gabriel has hobbled off for Brazil 😅
Not great given a congested #fpl schedule to come, and Arteta being as bad as - if not worse than - Howe when it comes to truthfulness in press conferences.
See what develops ig. Given it's Spurs next he only misses it if it's a proper injury you'd think (?)
Not great given a congested #fpl schedule to come, and Arteta being as bad as - if not worse than - Howe when it comes to truthfulness in press conferences.
See what develops ig. Given it's Spurs next he only misses it if it's a proper injury you'd think (?)
November 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
First the Fat Boys break up and now this…
If Estève's price goes down in 16 minutes, I'm gonna post all the cuss words I know in 17 minutes.
November 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
If Estève's price goes down in 16 minutes, I'm gonna post all the cuss words I know in 17 minutes.
I saved my WC this long assuming Salah and at least one other Liverpool asset would feel "necessary".
Now I imagine this is how I'd feel in my last year of med school realizing that I just want to be a poet.
Nothing but regret, confusion, and loans to be repaid with no prospects for cash flow.
Now I imagine this is how I'd feel in my last year of med school realizing that I just want to be a poet.
Nothing but regret, confusion, and loans to be repaid with no prospects for cash flow.
Have looked at Salah for the upcoming good fixtures for Liverpool (only one I’m interested in) but it just doesn’t work with Haaland. Not overly worried about it but still there is fear
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November 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I saved my WC this long assuming Salah and at least one other Liverpool asset would feel "necessary".
Now I imagine this is how I'd feel in my last year of med school realizing that I just want to be a poet.
Nothing but regret, confusion, and loans to be repaid with no prospects for cash flow.
Now I imagine this is how I'd feel in my last year of med school realizing that I just want to be a poet.
Nothing but regret, confusion, and loans to be repaid with no prospects for cash flow.
I might have exact funds to do Reijnders and Evanilson to Doku and Thiago.
Knee Jerkin' FC
Knee Jerkin' FC
November 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I might have exact funds to do Reijnders and Evanilson to Doku and Thiago.
Knee Jerkin' FC
Knee Jerkin' FC
Mateta, Sarr, Semenyo, Senesi, and Pope all playing today and I think the best thing that's happened for me is Pope getting hooked early to avoid losing another point when he invariably concedes that pen?
Sarr gets unlimited chances and Semenyo takes a pen. Nah, those aren't results.
Sarr gets unlimited chances and Semenyo takes a pen. Nah, those aren't results.
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November 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Mateta, Sarr, Semenyo, Senesi, and Pope all playing today and I think the best thing that's happened for me is Pope getting hooked early to avoid losing another point when he invariably concedes that pen?
Sarr gets unlimited chances and Semenyo takes a pen. Nah, those aren't results.
Sarr gets unlimited chances and Semenyo takes a pen. Nah, those aren't results.
I'm vs #1 in my HU league today and he used BB.
He's got 31 w/ 7 to play. I'm on 20 w/6. But he capped Bowen and I'm on Haaland.
I did the math (I didn't) and if 🤖 gets 4 goals, Pope/Senesi clean, and Sarr braces I'll pull the upset.
I think pizza piss is the phrase y'all use?
#pieceiknow #fpl
He's got 31 w/ 7 to play. I'm on 20 w/6. But he capped Bowen and I'm on Haaland.
I did the math (I didn't) and if 🤖 gets 4 goals, Pope/Senesi clean, and Sarr braces I'll pull the upset.
I think pizza piss is the phrase y'all use?
#pieceiknow #fpl
November 9, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I'm vs #1 in my HU league today and he used BB.
He's got 31 w/ 7 to play. I'm on 20 w/6. But he capped Bowen and I'm on Haaland.
I did the math (I didn't) and if 🤖 gets 4 goals, Pope/Senesi clean, and Sarr braces I'll pull the upset.
I think pizza piss is the phrase y'all use?
#pieceiknow #fpl
He's got 31 w/ 7 to play. I'm on 20 w/6. But he capped Bowen and I'm on Haaland.
I did the math (I didn't) and if 🤖 gets 4 goals, Pope/Senesi clean, and Sarr braces I'll pull the upset.
I think pizza piss is the phrase y'all use?
#pieceiknow #fpl
Brutal for us to get a draw but hats off to Sunderland. They've got a lot of talent and fight hard. I don't envy anyone having to go into their house.
Now we shake this off and get back to what we do.
Now we shake this off and get back to what we do.
November 8, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Brutal for us to get a draw but hats off to Sunderland. They've got a lot of talent and fight hard. I don't envy anyone having to go into their house.
Now we shake this off and get back to what we do.
Now we shake this off and get back to what we do.
Trossard BANG!
November 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Trossard BANG!
Pleeeeease at least toss me a bone and let Andersen get DC
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November 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Pleeeeease at least toss me a bone and let Andersen get DC
Feeling very indecisive about this benching decision at the last minute which is annoying as hell.
I know it's going to piss me off if Evanilson finally gets points after all these weeks but is on my bench.
But oh well.
I know it's going to piss me off if Evanilson finally gets points after all these weeks but is on my bench.
But oh well.
November 8, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Feeling very indecisive about this benching decision at the last minute which is annoying as hell.
I know it's going to piss me off if Evanilson finally gets points after all these weeks but is on my bench.
But oh well.
I know it's going to piss me off if Evanilson finally gets points after all these weeks but is on my bench.
But oh well.
I got a little high for #Bugonia and obviously that's always going to be the rightest choice. Unless it's not.
Go check it out. Good stuff.
I recommend bringing the right snacks.
I had a ass-pocket of double burger and dark chocolate almonds.
The dusted kind not coated.
Wish they'd been coated.
Go check it out. Good stuff.
I recommend bringing the right snacks.
I had a ass-pocket of double burger and dark chocolate almonds.
The dusted kind not coated.
Wish they'd been coated.
November 7, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I got a little high for #Bugonia and obviously that's always going to be the rightest choice. Unless it's not.
Go check it out. Good stuff.
I recommend bringing the right snacks.
I had a ass-pocket of double burger and dark chocolate almonds.
The dusted kind not coated.
Wish they'd been coated.
Go check it out. Good stuff.
I recommend bringing the right snacks.
I had a ass-pocket of double burger and dark chocolate almonds.
The dusted kind not coated.
Wish they'd been coated.
Nothing personal but I hope João Pedro hurts all y'all so terribly.
Obvs he'll most likely damage me instead, and not just as karmic payback for this petty display of ill will.
I would have said this whether I owned him or not. And it would be just as true either way.
#fpl #cansuckit #justjokes
Obvs he'll most likely damage me instead, and not just as karmic payback for this petty display of ill will.
I would have said this whether I owned him or not. And it would be just as true either way.
#fpl #cansuckit #justjokes
November 6, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Nothing personal but I hope João Pedro hurts all y'all so terribly.
Obvs he'll most likely damage me instead, and not just as karmic payback for this petty display of ill will.
I would have said this whether I owned him or not. And it would be just as true either way.
#fpl #cansuckit #justjokes
Obvs he'll most likely damage me instead, and not just as karmic payback for this petty display of ill will.
I would have said this whether I owned him or not. And it would be just as true either way.
#fpl #cansuckit #justjokes
Reijnders and Evanilson are still issues but will probably WC in 12 or 13, so I'd like to try to roll this week.
So I'm thinking bench them both and play a 442 with Andersen and Senesi.
Not in love with it, though.
1FT, 0.1m itb
Any better ideas?
So I'm thinking bench them both and play a 442 with Andersen and Senesi.
Not in love with it, though.
1FT, 0.1m itb
Any better ideas?
November 6, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Reijnders and Evanilson are still issues but will probably WC in 12 or 13, so I'd like to try to roll this week.
So I'm thinking bench them both and play a 442 with Andersen and Senesi.
Not in love with it, though.
1FT, 0.1m itb
Any better ideas?
So I'm thinking bench them both and play a 442 with Andersen and Senesi.
Not in love with it, though.
1FT, 0.1m itb
Any better ideas?
This one was chock-full of useful bits. Check it out, folks!
November 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
This one was chock-full of useful bits. Check it out, folks!
80 pts and a decent green. Didn't quite wipe out all of the red from last week but if I can get another one like it, I'll be back where I was in GW7 before my life fell apart... I mean before my FPL team fell apart.
Melodrama FC.
Melodrama FC.
November 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
80 pts and a decent green. Didn't quite wipe out all of the red from last week but if I can get another one like it, I'll be back where I was in GW7 before my life fell apart... I mean before my FPL team fell apart.
Melodrama FC.
Melodrama FC.
Ndiaye off with a knock is brutal for him and also for Everton in this game.
But not as brutal as it is for my attempted comeback in FPL this week 🫠
But not as brutal as it is for my attempted comeback in FPL this week 🫠
November 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Ndiaye off with a knock is brutal for him and also for Everton in this game.
But not as brutal as it is for my attempted comeback in FPL this week 🫠
But not as brutal as it is for my attempted comeback in FPL this week 🫠
November 3, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Just add Pope to my list of missteps this season. Pretty aggravating.
If it wasn’t for issues I’d have no skill at all 🤣
If it wasn’t for issues I’d have no skill at all 🤣
November 2, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Just add Pope to my list of missteps this season. Pretty aggravating.
If it wasn’t for issues I’d have no skill at all 🤣
If it wasn’t for issues I’d have no skill at all 🤣
Hmm looks like a bad week to have a decent week
November 1, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Hmm looks like a bad week to have a decent week
If there's any justice in this game, Andersen will not only start but he'll score between 13 and 17 pts like those other twats 🙃
#nojustice #nopeace #formyfpl
#nojustice #nopeace #formyfpl
November 1, 2025 at 11:48 AM
If there's any justice in this game, Andersen will not only start but he'll score between 13 and 17 pts like those other twats 🙃
#nojustice #nopeace #formyfpl
#nojustice #nopeace #formyfpl
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Sorry for not posting much FPL stuff on here.
Here's my latest FPL schedule spreadsheet.
We don't know when the EFL Cup QF between Arsenal & Palace will be played, but it doesn't look like it'll cause a Blank GW
Here's my latest FPL schedule spreadsheet.
We don't know when the EFL Cup QF between Arsenal & Palace will be played, but it doesn't look like it'll cause a Blank GW
October 31, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Sorry for not posting much FPL stuff on here.
Here's my latest FPL schedule spreadsheet.
We don't know when the EFL Cup QF between Arsenal & Palace will be played, but it doesn't look like it'll cause a Blank GW
Here's my latest FPL schedule spreadsheet.
We don't know when the EFL Cup QF between Arsenal & Palace will be played, but it doesn't look like it'll cause a Blank GW
My (F)P(L)TSD is showing.
I'm utterly convinced Pedro will outscore Mateta this week since I made the transfer. Like so convinced that I'm considering creating an account with a sportsbook to place a bet.
Laziness will probably stop me.
I'm utterly convinced Pedro will outscore Mateta this week since I made the transfer. Like so convinced that I'm considering creating an account with a sportsbook to place a bet.
Laziness will probably stop me.
October 31, 2025 at 12:31 PM
My (F)P(L)TSD is showing.
I'm utterly convinced Pedro will outscore Mateta this week since I made the transfer. Like so convinced that I'm considering creating an account with a sportsbook to place a bet.
Laziness will probably stop me.
I'm utterly convinced Pedro will outscore Mateta this week since I made the transfer. Like so convinced that I'm considering creating an account with a sportsbook to place a bet.
Laziness will probably stop me.
The other day I asked a friend who has lived in London for about 30 years if it was common to say the word "pronunciation" like "pronounce-iation" bc I've heard multiple CCs say it this way.
She said she honestly wasn't sure.
ChatGPT says nah.
Does #FPL have its own colloquialisms?
She said she honestly wasn't sure.
ChatGPT says nah.
Does #FPL have its own colloquialisms?
October 31, 2025 at 11:10 AM
The other day I asked a friend who has lived in London for about 30 years if it was common to say the word "pronunciation" like "pronounce-iation" bc I've heard multiple CCs say it this way.
She said she honestly wasn't sure.
ChatGPT says nah.
Does #FPL have its own colloquialisms?
She said she honestly wasn't sure.
ChatGPT says nah.
Does #FPL have its own colloquialisms?
Would love to turn the tide this week after 2 frustrating reds, so I'm hoping to get some inspiration from Sam w/ my coffee this morning.
Expecting more red as I have multiple probs and the biggest TV struggle in my illustrious 2.25 yr fpl career.
The world is burning so this is just distraction tho
Expecting more red as I have multiple probs and the biggest TV struggle in my illustrious 2.25 yr fpl career.
The world is burning so this is just distraction tho
🍿 NEW FPL VIDEO
🔓 My GW10 Team Selection
🚨 Blank & Double Gameweek News Explained
Watch here: youtu.be/TCE1Eef7FLc
🔓 My GW10 Team Selection
🚨 Blank & Double Gameweek News Explained
Watch here: youtu.be/TCE1Eef7FLc
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October 30, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Would love to turn the tide this week after 2 frustrating reds, so I'm hoping to get some inspiration from Sam w/ my coffee this morning.
Expecting more red as I have multiple probs and the biggest TV struggle in my illustrious 2.25 yr fpl career.
The world is burning so this is just distraction tho
Expecting more red as I have multiple probs and the biggest TV struggle in my illustrious 2.25 yr fpl career.
The world is burning so this is just distraction tho