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Ariana Serpentine
@arianaserpentine.bsky.social
Polytheist mystic, spirit-worker, star magic-doer, heretical practitioner of hieratic arts, Buddhist, liberationist, author of Sacred Gender, trans and queer, she/her, fond of cats, noodles, tea, and girls. Mercurial Girl, 🌞♍️🌝♉️⬆️♊️
Ariana-coded characters
November 30, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I just want to inform you that the worst people you know are doing the things you also want to do. This should be an encouragement for you to do them because a) you can do them better and b) you don’t suck.
November 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
When I refer to the planets astrologically I use “it” because we traditionally use that pronoun for inanimate things. I don’t consider the planets to be the same as the gods the planets are named for (because there are a great many spirits and gods assigned to the planets) but more like a subset.
November 29, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Both Saturn and Mercury have gone direct now; Jupiter is going to continue its backwards tread until March.
November 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Lambchop was the first memetic hazard SCP.
The Song That Doesn’t End is like a horror story. “Some people started singing it, /not knowing what it was/ and they’ll continue singing it forever just because”. They didn’t know. They had no idea. They just started singing and now they’re doomed to sing forever.
November 29, 2025 at 1:06 PM
The Song That Doesn’t End is like a horror story. “Some people started singing it, /not knowing what it was/ and they’ll continue singing it forever just because”. They didn’t know. They had no idea. They just started singing and now they’re doomed to sing forever.
November 29, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I think religion and spirituality are really neat but also I am violently allergic to sanctimoniousness and one-true-wayism. Womp womp.
November 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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we have to go back. to warn them.
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:

Tori Amos
DEVO
Peter Murphy
Voltaire
VNV Nation
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:

Rush
King Crimson
Prince
Leonard Cohen
The Legendary Pink Dots
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:

Prince
Silversun Pickups
Paul McCartney
The Beaches
The Rural Alberta Advantage
November 28, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I’m kinda sad that the internet forgot about Wolfenoot, it was such a wholesome holiday.
November 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I literally sleep on a Saturn talisman that is enchanted for occult knowledge, among other things.

All of my dreams since Saturn has been back in Pisces have had something to do with the ocean.
November 28, 2025 at 12:18 AM
“It is to you indeed that Persephone gave the high office throughout broad Tartaros to lead the way for the everlasting souls of men…” from the Orphic Hymn to Chthonic Hermes, Athanassakis and Woolkow translation
November 27, 2025 at 2:41 AM
As a god associated with knowledge, it’s very easy to do devotion to Hermes. Just devote some study time to him, keep him in mind in your motivations. Whether it’s math, science, art, language, or magic, Hermes is a patron!
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Another Queers For Mercury monthly rite complete!
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
When I die I’m going to haunt the shit out of the people who they/them me when they know those aren’t my pronouns (not hard to find or know if you know me).
November 26, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Transition team but for trans people. Like when you come out you get a team to help you through the next few years.
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 AM
All I know about Star Wars is that after being on the internet and hearing people talk about it I have lost all interest or nostalgia I had in it. The fandom ruined it for me, I just feel vaguely nauseated when I see it discussed anymore.
November 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Every year, as turkey feast day approaches, I am reminded of someone I heard about who wanted to throw a frozen turkey out of a moving car window at a random intersection, rather than offering a rooster at a crossroads as per the lwas' demand.
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
We’re currently watching DS5, that sci fi show about a space station. It has a dignified yet irascible commander with a second in command with series lesbian vibes and a tough, no-nonsense security officer. There’s space gods and government intrigue and a big war and even a lounge singer.
November 24, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Because it apparently bears repetition:

You do not make fun of people for things like their weight, height, voice, baldness, ancestry, etc.

Even if they are horrible people. That is not a get out of jail free card.

Pick something else. Preferably in the actions or thoughts zone.
November 22, 2025 at 2:50 PM
This Leonard Cohen quote hit me hard:

“There comes a point, I think, as you get a little older, you feel that nothing represents you. You can see the value of many positions, even positions that are in savage conflict with one another.”
November 22, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Really wish there was a good time for a Mars in Capricorn talisman but the Sun is making it a crispy critter almost the entire time it’s there.
November 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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we gotta bring back wizard murals on vans, that would do a lot to heal american culture
November 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Buddhists title things like “A Short Practice for X” and then it’s like 30 pages long
November 21, 2025 at 2:44 AM