Aquaglide
@aquaglide.bsky.social
ADHD brain go brrrrrrrr, possible NSFW
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
Felt something pop along my ribs and now it hurts to move
December 4, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Felt something pop along my ribs and now it hurts to move
Remembering when Shannon Sharpe, without hesitation, named Will Cain when he did Truth or Dab when asked if there was a sports media personality he couldn't stand.
Will Cain is a whole bitch who got wrecked in sports and had to go shake ass for racists for money
Fox News' Will Cain: "I’m sure there are very honorable law-abiding upstanding citizens and contributors from the Somali community here in the United States, BUT..."
He goes on to say "we aren’t going to pretend here that all cultures are of equal value or the same."
He goes on to say "we aren’t going to pretend here that all cultures are of equal value or the same."
December 3, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Remembering when Shannon Sharpe, without hesitation, named Will Cain when he did Truth or Dab when asked if there was a sports media personality he couldn't stand.
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Will Cain is a whole bitch who got wrecked in sports and had to go shake ass for racists for money
Fox News' Will Cain: "I’m sure there are very honorable law-abiding upstanding citizens and contributors from the Somali community here in the United States, BUT..."
He goes on to say "we aren’t going to pretend here that all cultures are of equal value or the same."
He goes on to say "we aren’t going to pretend here that all cultures are of equal value or the same."
December 3, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Will Cain is a whole bitch who got wrecked in sports and had to go shake ass for racists for money
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BODACIOUS IGNATIUS
December 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
BODACIOUS IGNATIUS
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The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
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An Onion print membership remains $75 for Cyber Monday. A year's worth of papers to your real-life mailbox.
Arguably too many people sign up just for the ads. Here are some that were posted to Bluesky this year by members.
Sign up now. Use it as wrapping paper:
membership.theonion.com
Arguably too many people sign up just for the ads. Here are some that were posted to Bluesky this year by members.
Sign up now. Use it as wrapping paper:
membership.theonion.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:38 PM
An Onion print membership remains $75 for Cyber Monday. A year's worth of papers to your real-life mailbox.
Arguably too many people sign up just for the ads. Here are some that were posted to Bluesky this year by members.
Sign up now. Use it as wrapping paper:
membership.theonion.com
Arguably too many people sign up just for the ads. Here are some that were posted to Bluesky this year by members.
Sign up now. Use it as wrapping paper:
membership.theonion.com
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Brandon Weeden ass throw
November 30, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Brandon Weeden ass throw
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top notch mascottin'
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
top notch mascottin'
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that cyberconnect2 interview was onto something
November 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
that cyberconnect2 interview was onto something
Opening at work on Black Friday
November 28, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Opening at work on Black Friday
AI Coke ad with worse looking birds than fucking Birdemic
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
AI Coke ad with worse looking birds than fucking Birdemic
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Dying at the first time Swedish Chef sees Big Bird
December 25, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Dying at the first time Swedish Chef sees Big Bird
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Thanksgiving means the Cowboys play means I need to port over my tradition of sharing this deleted tweet from 2014
November 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Thanksgiving means the Cowboys play means I need to port over my tradition of sharing this deleted tweet from 2014
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I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
Still don't like that it took any online play to get the gen 6 starter stones but only taking 3 battles to reach Rank S is a good low bar I guess?
November 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Still don't like that it took any online play to get the gen 6 starter stones but only taking 3 battles to reach Rank S is a good low bar I guess?
The real question is did Henry father Flat Fuck
November 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
The real question is did Henry father Flat Fuck
Man it’s almost like not knowing what the other team is gonna do makes a difference.
Today’s NFL newsletter is about how it’s increasingly clear that JJ McCarthy is not only the worst QB in the NFL right now, but putting up some of the worst stats of any QB to play in the NFL in recent years, despite entering a near-ideal situation for a young QB sports.beehiiv.com/p/jj-mccarth...
JJ McCarthy is the worst
The Vikings need to move on from their 2024 10th overall pick ASAP. PLUS, Jameis Winston makes one of the greatest QB catches ever, the Raiders pin their problems on Chip Kelly, and more!
sports.beehiiv.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Man it’s almost like not knowing what the other team is gonna do makes a difference.
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Welcome to Fart City
November 22, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Welcome to Fart City
It's even more unhinged than DBZA help
November 20, 2025 at 3:15 AM
It's even more unhinged than DBZA help