Elle Collins
@anotherelle.bsky.social
I’m not a mountain man; I’m a fucking mountain, man.
They/Them
They/Them
A thing I still probably think about more than I should is the free pass CM Punk was widely given for rank hypocrisy, on the basis of pro-wrestling being a famously craven and hypocritical business, as if Punk hadn’t been the one building his brand for LITERAL DECADES on calling out that hypocrisy.
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
A thing I still probably think about more than I should is the free pass CM Punk was widely given for rank hypocrisy, on the basis of pro-wrestling being a famously craven and hypocritical business, as if Punk hadn’t been the one building his brand for LITERAL DECADES on calling out that hypocrisy.
Jacob Elordi is the best Frankenstein Monster since Karloff.
November 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Jacob Elordi is the best Frankenstein Monster since Karloff.
The Left already talking about “Well obviously Zohran can never run for President, but actually there are political advantages to that…” while the Right is over there like “Our guy could do a third term, sure! Who’d stop us? Nobody.”
November 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The Left already talking about “Well obviously Zohran can never run for President, but actually there are political advantages to that…” while the Right is over there like “Our guy could do a third term, sure! Who’d stop us? Nobody.”
When the locals do notice there’s a vampire on the loose, the only weapon they’re going to show up with (being rural Americans) is a bunch of guns. Dracula, as you know, scoffs at bullets.
Pitch: Dracula buys a farm in a rural US state. He’s always depicted moving to the city, but why wouldn’t he want a big house and estate, like he had in Transylvania? Plus it will take a bit for people to notice that the ladies who knock on his door to invite him to their churches keep disappearing.
November 1, 2025 at 2:25 AM
When the locals do notice there’s a vampire on the loose, the only weapon they’re going to show up with (being rural Americans) is a bunch of guns. Dracula, as you know, scoffs at bullets.
Pitch: Dracula buys a farm in a rural US state. He’s always depicted moving to the city, but why wouldn’t he want a big house and estate, like he had in Transylvania? Plus it will take a bit for people to notice that the ladies who knock on his door to invite him to their churches keep disappearing.
November 1, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Pitch: Dracula buys a farm in a rural US state. He’s always depicted moving to the city, but why wouldn’t he want a big house and estate, like he had in Transylvania? Plus it will take a bit for people to notice that the ladies who knock on his door to invite him to their churches keep disappearing.
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Happy Halloween, gang!
October 31, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Happy Halloween, gang!
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for those in the back
this is bullshit
this is not happening
do not fall for liberal hopegrifts and wishcasting
The Satanic Temple can take your money, but it cannot feed you or protect you or save you
this is not happening
do not fall for liberal hopegrifts and wishcasting
The Satanic Temple can take your money, but it cannot feed you or protect you or save you
October 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
for those in the back
I’m pretty sure King understands that how David Drayton describes Ollie is exactly how clueless straight boomers describe lightly closeted gay men—“bachelor, nice house, flashy jewelry, afraid of women”—but even if King himself is the clueless straight boomer, I’m still pretty sure Ollie’s gay.
Listening the The Mist (not for the first time) on Audible today, seemed appropriate as I am doomed to spend the day before Halloween driving around in the rain.
Thinking about how Ollie Meeks is one of my early favorite gay characters in horror, despite his queerness being somewhat subtextual.
Thinking about how Ollie Meeks is one of my early favorite gay characters in horror, despite his queerness being somewhat subtextual.
October 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I’m pretty sure King understands that how David Drayton describes Ollie is exactly how clueless straight boomers describe lightly closeted gay men—“bachelor, nice house, flashy jewelry, afraid of women”—but even if King himself is the clueless straight boomer, I’m still pretty sure Ollie’s gay.
Listening the The Mist (not for the first time) on Audible today, seemed appropriate as I am doomed to spend the day before Halloween driving around in the rain.
Thinking about how Ollie Meeks is one of my early favorite gay characters in horror, despite his queerness being somewhat subtextual.
Thinking about how Ollie Meeks is one of my early favorite gay characters in horror, despite his queerness being somewhat subtextual.
October 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Listening the The Mist (not for the first time) on Audible today, seemed appropriate as I am doomed to spend the day before Halloween driving around in the rain.
Thinking about how Ollie Meeks is one of my early favorite gay characters in horror, despite his queerness being somewhat subtextual.
Thinking about how Ollie Meeks is one of my early favorite gay characters in horror, despite his queerness being somewhat subtextual.
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Florence Henderson did THE LOVE BOAT, THE MUPPET SHOW, and THE PAUL LYNDE HALLOWEEN SPECIAL in the same year. It's what we call the '70s Guest Star Triple Crown. #Heistoween
October 30, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Florence Henderson did THE LOVE BOAT, THE MUPPET SHOW, and THE PAUL LYNDE HALLOWEEN SPECIAL in the same year. It's what we call the '70s Guest Star Triple Crown. #Heistoween
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Prometheus, or, The Classical Frankenstein
October 28, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Prometheus, or, The Classical Frankenstein
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1673
October 13, 2025 at 7:20 AM
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1673
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October Comes to Puppetland, day 17! Dixie the taxi driver! #PlayhouseTober #Drawtober
October 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
October Comes to Puppetland, day 17! Dixie the taxi driver! #PlayhouseTober #Drawtober
“She’s bratty and egotistical, but in a cool way, like a Princess Nokia song.” — me describing my cat
October 16, 2025 at 4:08 PM
“She’s bratty and egotistical, but in a cool way, like a Princess Nokia song.” — me describing my cat
Me to my wife in FYE: “Hey look at this $25 Disney Star Wars action figure with a perfect recreation of Bill Burr’s face on it. That’s definitely a dude at a point in his career where he can’t turn down a good offer.”
October 11, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Me to my wife in FYE: “Hey look at this $25 Disney Star Wars action figure with a perfect recreation of Bill Burr’s face on it. That’s definitely a dude at a point in his career where he can’t turn down a good offer.”
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Today is the birthday of actor Kirk Alyn, born John Feggo Jr. (Oct. 8, 1910-March 14, 1999), who played two DC Comics heroes in movie serials of the 1940s & 50s, Superman and Blackhawk.
October 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Today is the birthday of actor Kirk Alyn, born John Feggo Jr. (Oct. 8, 1910-March 14, 1999), who played two DC Comics heroes in movie serials of the 1940s & 50s, Superman and Blackhawk.
I'm finally watching The Witch from Mercury, which I definitely would have watched sooner if I'd realized it was pretty much Revolutionary Girl Utena but with Gundams instead of swords.
October 9, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I'm finally watching The Witch from Mercury, which I definitely would have watched sooner if I'd realized it was pretty much Revolutionary Girl Utena but with Gundams instead of swords.
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I assembled a list of short films you can watch right now for free this Halloween. Scary, strange, surreal, and sometimes funny, this list includes live action, stop motion, and animated films from around the world and from filmmakers you've never heard of before
Some Strange Things You Should Watch for Halloween
20 short weird, scary, funny, and surreal films you can watch right now.
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October 8, 2025 at 10:37 AM
I assembled a list of short films you can watch right now for free this Halloween. Scary, strange, surreal, and sometimes funny, this list includes live action, stop motion, and animated films from around the world and from filmmakers you've never heard of before
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One of these women has spent a lifetime selflessly funding a reading program widely available to any child who wants it, while the other one is an author of several books for children who did not do that.
Dolly Parton has been a good person all her life. She does so many kind things for people. Compare that to someone like JK Rowling who wakes up every day and decides to be an absolute asshole.
October 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
One of these women has spent a lifetime selflessly funding a reading program widely available to any child who wants it, while the other one is an author of several books for children who did not do that.
I met @abrissverlierer.bsky.social on Twitter and they were the Best Man at my wedding.
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
October 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I met @abrissverlierer.bsky.social on Twitter and they were the Best Man at my wedding.
I also covered the story when a plane full of wrestlers was held hostage on the tarmac by the Saudis because of some undisclosed conflict between SA and Vince McMahon. How many comedians do you think heard that charming anecdote?
I covered pro wrestling online from 2017 to 2020. I was frankly a loud voice in that field against WWE going to Saudi Arabia.
I’m sorry to now inform the comedy community that in 5 years big comedians almost certainly will still be going and fans will have given up on caring.
It sucks, I agree.
I’m sorry to now inform the comedy community that in 5 years big comedians almost certainly will still be going and fans will have given up on caring.
It sucks, I agree.
October 8, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I also covered the story when a plane full of wrestlers was held hostage on the tarmac by the Saudis because of some undisclosed conflict between SA and Vince McMahon. How many comedians do you think heard that charming anecdote?
I covered pro wrestling online from 2017 to 2020. I was frankly a loud voice in that field against WWE going to Saudi Arabia.
I’m sorry to now inform the comedy community that in 5 years big comedians almost certainly will still be going and fans will have given up on caring.
It sucks, I agree.
I’m sorry to now inform the comedy community that in 5 years big comedians almost certainly will still be going and fans will have given up on caring.
It sucks, I agree.
October 8, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I covered pro wrestling online from 2017 to 2020. I was frankly a loud voice in that field against WWE going to Saudi Arabia.
I’m sorry to now inform the comedy community that in 5 years big comedians almost certainly will still be going and fans will have given up on caring.
It sucks, I agree.
I’m sorry to now inform the comedy community that in 5 years big comedians almost certainly will still be going and fans will have given up on caring.
It sucks, I agree.
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Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.
buff.ly
October 8, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.