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Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼

@angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social

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Who couldn’t use a little terror in the garden? ☠️ Building gardens for 27 years 🌴 Lived through a civil war, escaped a totalitarian theocracy, can’t believe I’m living through this shit again 🐑💨 She/her/dude Ally to 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 BLM

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Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 24d

I really do try to follow back and I apologize for not following through. I click follow, look at that person’s profile and 30 min later I’m down a rabbit hole of their posts and then the next thing you know it’s 4am.

Forgive me.

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Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 29m

No she hasn’t. She’s playing every side

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 31m

Oh least favorite son, nobody called you sir

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 33m

Is that handsome boy Oman in red her lesbanese lover?

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 34m

Neck vagina et bald pussy

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 40m

She’s playing every angle she can get. The end.

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 41m

I had Antifa’s baby.

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 43m

Did y’all bake birthday cakes with buttercream?

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 45m

I had Antifa’s baby.

#Antifa #DHS #LoveChild #VanceIsAPutz #$50KBrownBag #Noem

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 47m

This thread made me miss my mom extra hard. She died 3 months ago. She was a great cook but not a baker so she never made me a cake but she always got me a sheet cake with buttercream frosting and a house made out of cookies with frosting garden.

Go get yourself a birthday cake, enjoy

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 1h

I cut my hair with mom’s sewing shears, threw the hair behind the TV, and when confronted I said it just happened by itself.

We are not the same.

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 1h

My HS history teacher in the 80’s would have us close our textbooks 5 min before the end of class, then teach us real history. She told us you can’t discover a place where ppl have already been building a culture in for 10K+ years, that Chris was a putz, and he died lonely. She was a great teacher

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 1h

Meh. I’d be impressed if the battery was fueled with
Ben-Gay

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 3h

I’ve seen Columbo on 3 continents in 4 languages. If there’s anyone who can bring us world unity and peace it’s him

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 3h

Antifa can change his DNA at will, it’s why he evades capture so masterfully

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 3h

Only way to find out is eat all of it and see the knives fly

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 4h

She’s all tuckered out from guarding the kitchen sink all day

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Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 4h

Girl that is one deep, low sound you’ve mistaken for a singing voice

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 4h

I don’t think Melanoma has a single sexual cell in her body

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 4h

I had Antifa’s baby

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Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 5h

Spend $$$ to look like the blue collar people you wouldn’t accept in your social class

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Nicholas Sideras ☃️ @nicholas.sideras.net · 7h

Biggest fashion W was when the folks at Dant were impressed by my brother’s plain old Dickies and asked what designer they were

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Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 6h

I’m going to be that guy and say there are hundreds of examples of things just like McCarthyism and far worse in the short history of this joint. And I will never, ever know what it’s been like walking around this place being black, brown, and native living the oppression day after day after day

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 6h

Well … yes but also no. We’ve had some deep fuckery done to our own ppl through the 2.5 centuries that would be very tyrannical and oppressive. We’ve done even more to ppl around the world in our race for supremacy, wealth, control of raw materials, and using wars as an investment bank

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 7h

What will NYT learn if we keep consuming their product? It’s not like they were brave in the face of the suit and kept reporting the truth. They kowtowed, they just got lucky this once. They don’t deserve our money

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 7h

They’re too chicken shit for that