Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈⬛🤘🏼
@angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social
Who couldn’t use a little terror in the garden? ☠️ Building gardens for 27 years 🌴 Lived through a civil war, escaped a totalitarian theocracy, can’t believe I’m living through this shit again 🐑💨
She/her/dude
🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈 BLM
She/her/dude
🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈 BLM
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I really do try to follow back and I apologize for not following through. I click follow, look at that person’s profile and 30 min later I’m down a rabbit hole of their posts and then the next thing you know it’s 4am.
Forgive me.
Forgive me.
Bacon pancakes
Making Bacon pancakes
Bacon pancakes that’s what I’m gonna make
Bacon pancaaakesss
#bacon #pancakes
Making Bacon pancakes
Bacon pancakes that’s what I’m gonna make
Bacon pancaaakesss
#bacon #pancakes
Adventure Time - Bacon Pancakes - New York remix
YouTube video by jbat
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November 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The day I was able to finally comparison shop health insurance because they could no longer deny me because I had a UTI twice in one year. When my premium became affordable.
My premium is going up 600% in Jan. I know that sounds like numbers trump likes to make up but it’s for real
My premium is going up 600% in Jan. I know that sounds like numbers trump likes to make up but it’s for real
Walking down memory lane. Remembering when people in authority cheered for Americans being able to receive Health Care.
November 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The day I was able to finally comparison shop health insurance because they could no longer deny me because I had a UTI twice in one year. When my premium became affordable.
My premium is going up 600% in Jan. I know that sounds like numbers trump likes to make up but it’s for real
My premium is going up 600% in Jan. I know that sounds like numbers trump likes to make up but it’s for real
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No one would know Laken Riley's name if she'd been killed by her boyfriend.
Men kill women every day but only the politically-lucrative killings matter to the GOP.
Deport all men.
Men kill women every day but only the politically-lucrative killings matter to the GOP.
Deport all men.
November 28, 2025 at 2:25 PM
No one would know Laken Riley's name if she'd been killed by her boyfriend.
Men kill women every day but only the politically-lucrative killings matter to the GOP.
Deport all men.
Men kill women every day but only the politically-lucrative killings matter to the GOP.
Deport all men.
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The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.
This TG I was thankful that SF clears the fuck out for a week. It’s like the good old days decades ago. More parking, I have a garage but still enjoy it, shorter wait for restaurants & museums, slower pace. Most of all, fewer tech bros. Suddenly everyone is nice, friendly, not entitled
#SF #TechBro
#SF #TechBro
November 28, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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We went out today, it was a fantastic San Francisco restaurant full of customers.
Remember when everything was closed on TG? I miss that. I was having this amazing meal & really enjoying my friends but still wished the staff could have a day off (paid) & be with their friends and fam or just rest
Remember when everything was closed on TG? I miss that. I was having this amazing meal & really enjoying my friends but still wished the staff could have a day off (paid) & be with their friends and fam or just rest
November 28, 2025 at 10:28 AM
We went out today, it was a fantastic San Francisco restaurant full of customers.
Remember when everything was closed on TG? I miss that. I was having this amazing meal & really enjoying my friends but still wished the staff could have a day off (paid) & be with their friends and fam or just rest
Remember when everything was closed on TG? I miss that. I was having this amazing meal & really enjoying my friends but still wished the staff could have a day off (paid) & be with their friends and fam or just rest
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Homeland Security doesn’t grasp the fact that the first Thanksgiving was about making “room at the table” for European “invaders.”
November 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Homeland Security doesn’t grasp the fact that the first Thanksgiving was about making “room at the table” for European “invaders.”
JD Vance: multiculturalism is bad.
DeeeLite: Fuck you
DeeeLite: Fuck you
Deee-Lite’s SUPA DJ DMITRY is here to celebrate the RSD Black Friday release of The Very Best Of Deee-Lite, and share tales of the group’s funkadelic encounters with Bootsy Collins, Q-Tip, and the JB horns.
The Record Store Day Podcast,
Wherever you get your podcasts or:
bit.ly/RSDPODCAST
The Record Store Day Podcast,
Wherever you get your podcasts or:
bit.ly/RSDPODCAST
November 27, 2025 at 8:27 PM
JD Vance: multiculturalism is bad.
DeeeLite: Fuck you
DeeeLite: Fuck you
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This is the first Thanksgiving for Sophie & Colin Hortman without their parents, Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and Mark Hortman who were assassinated along with the family dog in an act of political murder. National guards troops were not deployed to the state in response.
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This is the first Thanksgiving for Sophie & Colin Hortman without their parents, Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and Mark Hortman who were assassinated along with the family dog in an act of political murder. National guards troops were not deployed to the state in response.
If you don’t like turkey bc you’ve only had dry, bland turkey, I have empathy for you. Great turkey is out there, you just have to brine, butter, and herb that sucker for amazing turkey. smoked turkey is also amaze.
We’re having prime rib tho because why not? Happy day off work for some ppl day
We’re having prime rib tho because why not? Happy day off work for some ppl day
November 27, 2025 at 7:19 PM
If you don’t like turkey bc you’ve only had dry, bland turkey, I have empathy for you. Great turkey is out there, you just have to brine, butter, and herb that sucker for amazing turkey. smoked turkey is also amaze.
We’re having prime rib tho because why not? Happy day off work for some ppl day
We’re having prime rib tho because why not? Happy day off work for some ppl day
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The same people who were expressing glee at how AI was going to put countless people out of work and render whole professional fields obsolete, are now wringing their hands and exclaiming that we can't let it fail, because to do so would...put lots of people out of work?
November 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
The same people who were expressing glee at how AI was going to put countless people out of work and render whole professional fields obsolete, are now wringing their hands and exclaiming that we can't let it fail, because to do so would...put lots of people out of work?
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can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
Why does Brazil get what we can’t get?
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Why does Brazil get what we can’t get?
Billionaire tax dodger faces zero prison time. If it was you and me we’d be in the gulag
The federal civil complaint against Justice and his wife alleged that they “neglected" notices demanding payments of unpaid federal income taxes and penalties.
GOP Sen. Jim Justice Will Pay $5 Million In Back Taxes To Settle Federal Suit
The federal civil complaint against Justice and his wife alleged that they “neglected" notices demanding payments of unpaid federal income taxes and penalties.
www.forbes.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Billionaire tax dodger faces zero prison time. If it was you and me we’d be in the gulag
This is such a well written and crazy fascinating article.
What were the doomed neighbors doing while the other 2 painstakingly built a wall around them over a pretty long time? Sat & watched? Held captive by the other 2 neighbors tho their manpower was spread thin building the wall?
Humans suck
What were the doomed neighbors doing while the other 2 painstakingly built a wall around them over a pretty long time? Sat & watched? Held captive by the other 2 neighbors tho their manpower was spread thin building the wall?
Humans suck
In 2022, archaeologists at @uni-kiel.de's @neolithicbodies.bsky.social found 34 decapitated skeletons piled in a space the size of a parking spot. In the 3 years since, they’ve found 50 more. The mass grave is evidence for the collapse of the 1st pan-European culture 7,000 years ago. @science.org 🏺💀
Headless bodies hint at why Europe’s first farmers vanished
Wave of mass brutality accompanied the collapse of the first pan-European culture
www.science.org
November 25, 2025 at 7:23 AM
This is such a well written and crazy fascinating article.
What were the doomed neighbors doing while the other 2 painstakingly built a wall around them over a pretty long time? Sat & watched? Held captive by the other 2 neighbors tho their manpower was spread thin building the wall?
Humans suck
What were the doomed neighbors doing while the other 2 painstakingly built a wall around them over a pretty long time? Sat & watched? Held captive by the other 2 neighbors tho their manpower was spread thin building the wall?
Humans suck
Completed one invoice out of 20. *stretches like a cat* yeah - I deserve a treat *eats Halloween candy, ponders a nap, 19 invoices sitting here looking at me*
November 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Completed one invoice out of 20. *stretches like a cat* yeah - I deserve a treat *eats Halloween candy, ponders a nap, 19 invoices sitting here looking at me*
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OMG! Gavin Newsom's social media team is next level. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👇
November 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
OMG! Gavin Newsom's social media team is next level. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👇
Going to see Badger in the dead of winter was always my favorite part!!
Ever enchanted by...
Deep in The Wild Wood
🎨 Chris Dunn
Deep in The Wild Wood
🎨 Chris Dunn
November 24, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Going to see Badger in the dead of winter was always my favorite part!!
You can tell it’s her from the feet
MTG: “I ain’t doing nothin’ now that I’m retired. Except running for president in 2028.”
November 24, 2025 at 6:06 AM
You can tell it’s her from the feet
November 24, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Hey Stephanie.
What.
My head’s getting wet.
Shut up and enjoy the zen, Jeff
What.
My head’s getting wet.
Shut up and enjoy the zen, Jeff
Timeline cleanse—sound on.
Watch these woodpecker nestlings enjoying their first rain days before leaving the nest.
I live in a region where these beauties are common. My dad used to feed them from his deck. He rigged a pulley system that carried a can of suet into the trees.🌲
📸Michael Fogelman
Watch these woodpecker nestlings enjoying their first rain days before leaving the nest.
I live in a region where these beauties are common. My dad used to feed them from his deck. He rigged a pulley system that carried a can of suet into the trees.🌲
📸Michael Fogelman
November 24, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Hey Stephanie.
What.
My head’s getting wet.
Shut up and enjoy the zen, Jeff
What.
My head’s getting wet.
Shut up and enjoy the zen, Jeff
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🏥🚨🏥 Healthcare workers: Patient’s rights are being violated. A lot of people are adverse to standing up to “authority,” but we have codes of ethics - each of our professions do. Rise up! 1/2
November 23, 2025 at 11:43 PM
🏥🚨🏥 Healthcare workers: Patient’s rights are being violated. A lot of people are adverse to standing up to “authority,” but we have codes of ethics - each of our professions do. Rise up! 1/2
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
Look at its cute lil nose
The long-nosed Pinocchio #chameleon is multiple species.
#Biologists have finally solved the century-old #reptilian mystery.
Link for more info and photos: www.popsci.com/environment/...
#Biologists have finally solved the century-old #reptilian mystery.
Link for more info and photos: www.popsci.com/environment/...
November 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Look at its cute lil nose