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Who couldn’t use a little terror in the garden? ☠️ Building gardens for 27 years 🌴 Lived through a civil war, escaped a totalitarian theocracy, can’t believe I’m living through this shit again 🐑💨
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🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈 BLM
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It’s part of our shared culture, for generations
November 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
It’s part of our shared culture, for generations
The equivalent of a note your manager puts up in the break room of the Safeway grocery store threatening shit bc your manager has short man syndrome and looks like Mellisa McCarthy doing her Sean Spicer impersonation
a man in a suit and tie is giving a speech in front of a white house sign
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is giving a speech in front of a white house sign
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
The equivalent of a note your manager puts up in the break room of the Safeway grocery store threatening shit bc your manager has short man syndrome and looks like Mellisa McCarthy doing her Sean Spicer impersonation
I have a friend who is a music producer. Maybe I should have him extend this mashup?
November 28, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I have a friend who is a music producer. Maybe I should have him extend this mashup?
I ain’t buying shit till next week
November 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I ain’t buying shit till next week
I get this mashup in my head all day, wish it was longer
November 28, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I get this mashup in my head all day, wish it was longer
The stable genius who scored a lot of points on his MRI
November 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The stable genius who scored a lot of points on his MRI
We should make trading cards out of these kunts
November 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
We should make trading cards out of these kunts
Britain, France, the US screwed up the Middle East going back 150 years. The US didn’t have Vietnamese refugees until they invaded Vietnam. Didn’t have Iraqi & Afghani refugees until they invaded. Didn’t have Guatemalan or Salvadorian refugees until they sent in mercenaries
November 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Britain, France, the US screwed up the Middle East going back 150 years. The US didn’t have Vietnamese refugees until they invaded Vietnam. Didn’t have Iraqi & Afghani refugees until they invaded. Didn’t have Guatemalan or Salvadorian refugees until they sent in mercenaries
Didn’t whine about how everything is unfair. Didn’t cry about reporters doing their job. Didn’t throw ketchup bottles. Didn’t destroy the White House
November 28, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Didn’t whine about how everything is unfair. Didn’t cry about reporters doing their job. Didn’t throw ketchup bottles. Didn’t destroy the White House
Each time we’ve invaded a place, immigration from that place to the US spikes up. Bc we screwed up the countries so bad ppl had to flee. Same w Britain. Why are there so many Indians and Pakistanis in the UK? Well duh, colonialism. Don’t want immigration, don’t fuck up other countries
November 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Each time we’ve invaded a place, immigration from that place to the US spikes up. Bc we screwed up the countries so bad ppl had to flee. Same w Britain. Why are there so many Indians and Pakistanis in the UK? Well duh, colonialism. Don’t want immigration, don’t fuck up other countries
“Feh
This you call a son? I found better sons in the slightly irregular isle in the basement of Gimbals.”
Is what his parents are saying everyday.
This you call a son? I found better sons in the slightly irregular isle in the basement of Gimbals.”
Is what his parents are saying everyday.
November 28, 2025 at 4:15 PM
“Feh
This you call a son? I found better sons in the slightly irregular isle in the basement of Gimbals.”
Is what his parents are saying everyday.
This you call a son? I found better sons in the slightly irregular isle in the basement of Gimbals.”
Is what his parents are saying everyday.
Wouldn’t it be more clear if the headline said Domestic cats haven’t been around as long as we thought in Europe? Because that’s what the article keeps talking about, Europe, but the headline makes it sound like it’s globally.
Eurocentrism is a hell of a drug
Eurocentrism is a hell of a drug
November 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Wouldn’t it be more clear if the headline said Domestic cats haven’t been around as long as we thought in Europe? Because that’s what the article keeps talking about, Europe, but the headline makes it sound like it’s globally.
Eurocentrism is a hell of a drug
Eurocentrism is a hell of a drug
One wife, one husband, two kids from the same parents. That’s pretty biblical.
No cheating on 1st wife w 2nd wife, no cheating on 2nd wife with 3rd wife, no cheating on 3rd wife with a porn star. No 5 kids from 3 women. No convictions for rape. No pedo charges.
No cheating on 1st wife w 2nd wife, no cheating on 2nd wife with 3rd wife, no cheating on 3rd wife with a porn star. No 5 kids from 3 women. No convictions for rape. No pedo charges.
November 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
One wife, one husband, two kids from the same parents. That’s pretty biblical.
No cheating on 1st wife w 2nd wife, no cheating on 2nd wife with 3rd wife, no cheating on 3rd wife with a porn star. No 5 kids from 3 women. No convictions for rape. No pedo charges.
No cheating on 1st wife w 2nd wife, no cheating on 2nd wife with 3rd wife, no cheating on 3rd wife with a porn star. No 5 kids from 3 women. No convictions for rape. No pedo charges.
Taco and Kirk were shot by white dudes. Where’s the collective punishment at?
November 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Taco and Kirk were shot by white dudes. Where’s the collective punishment at?
Let’s not draft anyone into the military. No one
November 28, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Let’s not draft anyone into the military. No one
They were obviously being sarcastic
November 28, 2025 at 3:42 PM
They were obviously being sarcastic
Yes, that’s patriarchy. Patriarchy says women and children first
November 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Yes, that’s patriarchy. Patriarchy says women and children first
You should make that clear because it definitely doesn’t read that way.
I’m advocating no one, of any gender or class of race, to be used by the military industrial complex
I’m advocating no one, of any gender or class of race, to be used by the military industrial complex
November 28, 2025 at 3:37 PM
You should make that clear because it definitely doesn’t read that way.
I’m advocating no one, of any gender or class of race, to be used by the military industrial complex
I’m advocating no one, of any gender or class of race, to be used by the military industrial complex
So males are biologically wired for violence
But it’s women’s fault that males do violence
You can’t have both, pick one and go with it
But it’s women’s fault that males do violence
You can’t have both, pick one and go with it
November 28, 2025 at 3:33 PM
So males are biologically wired for violence
But it’s women’s fault that males do violence
You can’t have both, pick one and go with it
But it’s women’s fault that males do violence
You can’t have both, pick one and go with it
Not sending anyone to war is the point you’re so close to getting. We don’t want any of our kids to go to war for the profit of a few corporations. We don’t want boys to go. We don’t want girls to go
November 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Not sending anyone to war is the point you’re so close to getting. We don’t want any of our kids to go to war for the profit of a few corporations. We don’t want boys to go. We don’t want girls to go
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No one would know Laken Riley's name if she'd been killed by her boyfriend.
Men kill women every day but only the politically-lucrative killings matter to the GOP.
Deport all men.
Men kill women every day but only the politically-lucrative killings matter to the GOP.
Deport all men.
November 28, 2025 at 2:25 PM
No one would know Laken Riley's name if she'd been killed by her boyfriend.
Men kill women every day but only the politically-lucrative killings matter to the GOP.
Deport all men.
Men kill women every day but only the politically-lucrative killings matter to the GOP.
Deport all men.
This is fun.
She faked an anti-maga attack and now has to pay the price for things like wasting police time among others
She faked an anti-maga attack and now has to pay the price for things like wasting police time among others
Former GOP Staffer Who Had ‘TRUMP WHORE’ Written on Stomach Is Charged With Fabricating Anti-MAGA Attack
A former staffer for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-NJ) was indicted on Wednesday for allegedly fabricating a wild story about being physically attacked.
www.mediaite.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
This is fun.
She faked an anti-maga attack and now has to pay the price for things like wasting police time among others
She faked an anti-maga attack and now has to pay the price for things like wasting police time among others