Angie
@angiecantgaf.bsky.social
Doer of things, maker of shit. Autistic as fuck. I do YouTube, fanfiction, and drugs. Elaborate shitposter. I hate people born after 11/25/07; I’m 22
I’m a polarizing freaky bitch who’s really just here to have fun, it ain’t that deep lawl.
He/Him
I’m a polarizing freaky bitch who’s really just here to have fun, it ain’t that deep lawl.
He/Him
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Angie
@angiecantgaf.bsky.social
· Nov 24
I like that we’re getting to a point where our digital footprint doesn’t really matter that much anymore in the context of liberal respectability politics.
The country is run by criminals and rapists, I’m gonna post gross fanfic, thinspo, and stan my favs all on the same account lol.
The country is run by criminals and rapists, I’m gonna post gross fanfic, thinspo, and stan my favs all on the same account lol.
they should make a reverse harem anime involving a dozen mentally unstable bicurious hairy blue collar divorced himbo dads and at the center of it should be one sadistic fucked up girl who’s like exacting revenge bc all the DILFs daughters used to bully her and yeah crunchyroll i’m accepting offers
December 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM
they should make a reverse harem anime involving a dozen mentally unstable bicurious hairy blue collar divorced himbo dads and at the center of it should be one sadistic fucked up girl who’s like exacting revenge bc all the DILFs daughters used to bully her and yeah crunchyroll i’m accepting offers
this headline is what i imagine you’d see flipping through a magazine in the check out line if omegaverse was real
December 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
this headline is what i imagine you’d see flipping through a magazine in the check out line if omegaverse was real
every month i thank God that my period comes because it’s verification that for the last two weeks i just had PMDD and I’m not some psychotic evil monster undeserving of love lmaooo
November 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
every month i thank God that my period comes because it’s verification that for the last two weeks i just had PMDD and I’m not some psychotic evil monster undeserving of love lmaooo
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EZFoil is a fujoshi, pass it on
November 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
EZFoil is a fujoshi, pass it on
i support him getting stuffed like a turkey
November 27, 2025 at 8:56 PM
i support him getting stuffed like a turkey
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Just a reminder during the holiday season
November 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Just a reminder during the holiday season
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“He’s a problematic character” it’s ok he’s hot. “He’s bad representation” it’s ok he’s hot. “He murdered two hundred people and manipulated his husband” it’s ok he’s hot
November 27, 2025 at 12:08 PM
“He’s a problematic character” it’s ok he’s hot. “He’s bad representation” it’s ok he’s hot. “He murdered two hundred people and manipulated his husband” it’s ok he’s hot
wait, you’re telling my autistic ass people have been saying “females” instead of “women”, not in a quirky, whimsy, alien-type way, but as a pussy, misogynistic dogwhistle for “bitches” way?? 😨
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
wait, you’re telling my autistic ass people have been saying “females” instead of “women”, not in a quirky, whimsy, alien-type way, but as a pussy, misogynistic dogwhistle for “bitches” way?? 😨
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it's always penis in vagina but why not vagina in penis
November 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
it's always penis in vagina but why not vagina in penis
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oh yeah, because holidays are approaching, I'll give thee a 30% discount code on my shop items :}
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ko-fi.com/iraqimenace/...
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 AM
oh yeah, because holidays are approaching, I'll give thee a 30% discount code on my shop items :}
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ko-fi.com/iraqimenace/...
Like, who could forget the covid-era jojotwt CLASSICS like those two 30 y/os beefing then cutting themselves over one sending a kakyoin plushie to a moot on discord instead of their twt friend
Or THAT Jotaro stan who would randomly post themselves lactating and started drama w errbody
Good Times.
Or THAT Jotaro stan who would randomly post themselves lactating and started drama w errbody
Good Times.
Guys I hate to break it to ya but Bluesky is genuinely such a shit app. Obviously I’m never going back to twt, but I think we can finally stop pretending and accept that the magic is gone.
November 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Like, who could forget the covid-era jojotwt CLASSICS like those two 30 y/os beefing then cutting themselves over one sending a kakyoin plushie to a moot on discord instead of their twt friend
Or THAT Jotaro stan who would randomly post themselves lactating and started drama w errbody
Good Times.
Or THAT Jotaro stan who would randomly post themselves lactating and started drama w errbody
Good Times.
Guys I hate to break it to ya but Bluesky is genuinely such a shit app. Obviously I’m never going back to twt, but I think we can finally stop pretending and accept that the magic is gone.
November 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Guys I hate to break it to ya but Bluesky is genuinely such a shit app. Obviously I’m never going back to twt, but I think we can finally stop pretending and accept that the magic is gone.
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Im sorry I called you 'spiritually Israeli' when my blood sugar was low
November 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Im sorry I called you 'spiritually Israeli' when my blood sugar was low
Say what you want but I think we could all take a page out of Quagmire’s book. (Specifically how he’s depicted in later seasons)
He’s informed, he cares about his community, he calls liberals out on their bullshit — but he’s still a freak!
You can find balance, respectability politics be damned.
He’s informed, he cares about his community, he calls liberals out on their bullshit — but he’s still a freak!
You can find balance, respectability politics be damned.
November 21, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Say what you want but I think we could all take a page out of Quagmire’s book. (Specifically how he’s depicted in later seasons)
He’s informed, he cares about his community, he calls liberals out on their bullshit — but he’s still a freak!
You can find balance, respectability politics be damned.
He’s informed, he cares about his community, he calls liberals out on their bullshit — but he’s still a freak!
You can find balance, respectability politics be damned.
Azealia Banks, you Zionist pedo apologist cunt, why is your music still so goddamn good and why do so many of your song titles make for great baby names for mothers of the manic/schizophrenic/new age spirituality/obnoxious west coaster ilk
November 19, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Azealia Banks, you Zionist pedo apologist cunt, why is your music still so goddamn good and why do so many of your song titles make for great baby names for mothers of the manic/schizophrenic/new age spirituality/obnoxious west coaster ilk
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is it because they shoot and kill you there with a gun
November 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
is it because they shoot and kill you there with a gun
Snapchat hit me w a CRAZY memory from 2 years ago.
This is what loving and prioritizing yourself looks like. 💗
This is what loving and prioritizing yourself looks like. 💗
November 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Snapchat hit me w a CRAZY memory from 2 years ago.
This is what loving and prioritizing yourself looks like. 💗
This is what loving and prioritizing yourself looks like. 💗
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one william dollars black butler #kuroshitsuji #blackbutler
November 7, 2025 at 1:18 AM
one william dollars black butler #kuroshitsuji #blackbutler
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👋 💥 🍑!!!!!!!
November 6, 2025 at 11:27 PM
👋 💥 🍑!!!!!!!
This but unironically
November 6, 2025 at 6:02 PM
This but unironically
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i'm late this year but here's my first post for #djdweek2025 obsession 🩸💦
#jonadio #diojona #ジョナディオ #ディオジョナ
#jonadio #diojona #ジョナディオ #ディオジョナ
November 2, 2025 at 11:41 PM
i'm late this year but here's my first post for #djdweek2025 obsession 🩸💦
#jonadio #diojona #ジョナディオ #ディオジョナ
#jonadio #diojona #ジョナディオ #ディオジョナ
I just wanna praise the lord (and this Dunkin Donuts employee) for putting a generous layer of vanilla frosting on top of my coffee because they ran out of cold foam. Amen. 😩🙌
October 30, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I just wanna praise the lord (and this Dunkin Donuts employee) for putting a generous layer of vanilla frosting on top of my coffee because they ran out of cold foam. Amen. 😩🙌
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thinking back to web 1.0 and how many graphic designers assumed we all wanted to see what it looked like when peter griffin had sex
October 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
thinking back to web 1.0 and how many graphic designers assumed we all wanted to see what it looked like when peter griffin had sex
mom, come pick me up, they’re writing unironic charlie kirk x dean withers knife play long fics now
October 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
mom, come pick me up, they’re writing unironic charlie kirk x dean withers knife play long fics now