Andy Hemming
@andyhemming.bsky.social
Born to party, forced to work.
Screaming Argonaut. Not fast, occasionally furious.
Apprentice at the College of Nonchalance.
He/Him/Highly favoured
Screaming Argonaut. Not fast, occasionally furious.
Apprentice at the College of Nonchalance.
He/Him/Highly favoured
Pinned
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Refuge isn’t weakness. It’s an investment. And the returns are human, immeasurable, and generational.
Britain once understood that. It can again.
8/8
Britain once understood that. It can again.
8/8
November 15, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Refuge isn’t weakness. It’s an investment. And the returns are human, immeasurable, and generational.
Britain once understood that. It can again.
8/8
Britain once understood that. It can again.
8/8
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truly impressive dedication to the core value of the left: splittism
November 29, 2025 at 2:39 PM
truly impressive dedication to the core value of the left: splittism
Must try harder.
@andyhemming.bsky.social has swears! They've used 367 profanities in their last 5,735 posts.
🥇 "fuck" (75 times)
🥈 "fucking" (66 times)
🥉 "shit" (58 times)
🥇 "fuck" (75 times)
🥈 "fucking" (66 times)
🥉 "shit" (58 times)
November 29, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Must try harder.
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New colouring pages are up in my Kofi Store. "Crumbling Corridor" and "Arcane Passage". :) ko-fi.com/billiambabbl...
November 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
New colouring pages are up in my Kofi Store. "Crumbling Corridor" and "Arcane Passage". :) ko-fi.com/billiambabbl...
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#SaturdayStaircase The Golden Hinde
November 29, 2025 at 8:30 AM
#SaturdayStaircase The Golden Hinde
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Part 20 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg dnd
Chinese Qin Sword with gold openwork handle, 770–476 B.C
Chinese Qin Sword with gold openwork handle, 770–476 B.C
November 13, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Part 20 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg dnd
Chinese Qin Sword with gold openwork handle, 770–476 B.C
Chinese Qin Sword with gold openwork handle, 770–476 B.C
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A late medieval pocket sundial from Freiburg. The portable sundial once contained a small compass in the circular recess, helping to align the sundial along the north–south axis so the correct time could be determined.
📷 @aws-almbarak.bsky.social
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November 28, 2025 at 8:37 AM
A late medieval pocket sundial from Freiburg. The portable sundial once contained a small compass in the circular recess, helping to align the sundial along the north–south axis so the correct time could be determined.
📷 @aws-almbarak.bsky.social
📷 @aws-almbarak.bsky.social
November 29, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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Nigel definitely not meeting the Russian ambassador
November 29, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Nigel definitely not meeting the Russian ambassador
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I started out talking about Dolmenwood like I was still a spry young lad rather than 34, but I started illustrating for these books while I was working at a grocery store hot-bar and now 7 or 8 years, two new pets, two jobs, and one old house later, it's out!
November 29, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I started out talking about Dolmenwood like I was still a spry young lad rather than 34, but I started illustrating for these books while I was working at a grocery store hot-bar and now 7 or 8 years, two new pets, two jobs, and one old house later, it's out!
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this was formalised by the time of Jesus as leqet, shikheha & peah. leqet = anything you drop when harvesting (ever done apple-picking? any that are on the ground or that you drop when picking belong to the poor). shikheha = any you forget to take inside. peah = the corners of each field/orchard.
in 1st century Judea, the corners of every field had to be left for the poor to pick crops for themselves, every seventh year *all* of the crops from fields and vineyards and orchards belonged to the poor, and all debts of all types were cancelled every 50th year.
November 28, 2025 at 12:27 PM
this was formalised by the time of Jesus as leqet, shikheha & peah. leqet = anything you drop when harvesting (ever done apple-picking? any that are on the ground or that you drop when picking belong to the poor). shikheha = any you forget to take inside. peah = the corners of each field/orchard.
The meek have had 2000 years to inherit the earth, our patience is wearing thin, we like can do people…
As Jesus said: “You’re on your own mate, not my problem”
Kemi Badenoch says welfare spending is unchristian
November 28, 2025 at 11:31 AM
The meek have had 2000 years to inherit the earth, our patience is wearing thin, we like can do people…
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As Jesus said: “You’re on your own mate, not my problem”
Kemi Badenoch says welfare spending is unchristian
Kemi Badenoch says welfare spending is unchristian
Kemi Badenoch says welfare spending is unchristian
www.thetimes.com
November 28, 2025 at 11:07 AM
As Jesus said: “You’re on your own mate, not my problem”
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"You seem happier"
Thanks, I deleted all my emails and went to look at birds instead.
Thanks, I deleted all my emails and went to look at birds instead.
November 28, 2025 at 9:34 AM
"You seem happier"
Thanks, I deleted all my emails and went to look at birds instead.
Thanks, I deleted all my emails and went to look at birds instead.
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Aren't we all a bit wonky though?
November 28, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Aren't we all a bit wonky though?
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going back in time to heckle hitler during one of his speeches
November 27, 2025 at 8:44 AM
going back in time to heckle hitler during one of his speeches
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The "don't have an extra kid if you can't afford it" brigade get awfully upset when you suggest they don't stay in their £2m house if they can't afford it, don't they?
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
The "don't have an extra kid if you can't afford it" brigade get awfully upset when you suggest they don't stay in their £2m house if they can't afford it, don't they?
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Ok, so the Traveller 5e news is… well it’s whatever. Not really worth getting too exercised about I’d say about BUT thanks to looking up previous d20 iterations of Traveller my life has been #blessed to discover what may be hands down the single greatest piece of RPG art I’ve ever seen.
November 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Ok, so the Traveller 5e news is… well it’s whatever. Not really worth getting too exercised about I’d say about BUT thanks to looking up previous d20 iterations of Traveller my life has been #blessed to discover what may be hands down the single greatest piece of RPG art I’ve ever seen.
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That moment of realisation - after laughing uncontrollably for 5 minutes at someone sticking their arse through a face hole - that, well into your 6th decade, you're unlikely to grow out of your juvenile sense of humour.
November 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
That moment of realisation - after laughing uncontrollably for 5 minutes at someone sticking their arse through a face hole - that, well into your 6th decade, you're unlikely to grow out of your juvenile sense of humour.
Bought a new record (ing) earlier - Jeff Tweedy (of Wilco) latest offering..
Damn he’s good.
I’ve just bought something I’m going to live in till the new year.
Happy feeling.
youtu.be/GJdpGt35DMY
Damn he’s good.
I’ve just bought something I’m going to live in till the new year.
Happy feeling.
youtu.be/GJdpGt35DMY
Jeff Tweedy "Lou Reed Was My Babysitter" Official Video (Twilight Override)
YouTube video by wilco
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Bought a new record (ing) earlier - Jeff Tweedy (of Wilco) latest offering..
Damn he’s good.
I’ve just bought something I’m going to live in till the new year.
Happy feeling.
youtu.be/GJdpGt35DMY
Damn he’s good.
I’ve just bought something I’m going to live in till the new year.
Happy feeling.
youtu.be/GJdpGt35DMY
Just 39 years languishing in the lead mountain…
November 27, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Just 39 years languishing in the lead mountain…
And people seem to think the BBC isn’t worth it…
Fucking quislings.
Fucking quislings.
This BBC kids tv advert from 1998 is still very impressive and very lovely
November 27, 2025 at 7:46 AM
And people seem to think the BBC isn’t worth it…
Fucking quislings.
Fucking quislings.