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It seems even more unlikely that Wes Streeting will ever be Labour leader or PM now and I think that's worth taking a minute to appreciate
February 4, 2026 at 5:40 PM
It seems even more unlikely that Wes Streeting will ever be Labour leader or PM now and I think that's worth taking a minute to appreciate
Why does absolutely everyone have a rancid cold? Bring back LOCKDOWN
February 1, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Why does absolutely everyone have a rancid cold? Bring back LOCKDOWN
Apple Music auto playing Kylie every single time, regardless of what I’ve just been listening to
February 1, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Apple Music auto playing Kylie every single time, regardless of what I’ve just been listening to
What absolutely devastating news about Catherine O’Hara. I know there was so much more to her than Moira Rose, but god the heart she injected into that role. Perfection.
January 30, 2026 at 6:47 PM
What absolutely devastating news about Catherine O’Hara. I know there was so much more to her than Moira Rose, but god the heart she injected into that role. Perfection.
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Haven’t heard Stephen from the Traitors say the word ‘turret’ in days and I wither inside a little more with each passing hour
January 29, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Haven’t heard Stephen from the Traitors say the word ‘turret’ in days and I wither inside a little more with each passing hour
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I'm sorry, but the reaction to Brianna Ghey being murdered by people she knew offline *because she was transgender* becoming 'we should stop teenagers from being on social media' rather than 'we should deal with the recent horrifying rise of transphobia in the UK' is unbelievably fucking bullshit.
January 28, 2026 at 6:32 PM
I'm sorry, but the reaction to Brianna Ghey being murdered by people she knew offline *because she was transgender* becoming 'we should stop teenagers from being on social media' rather than 'we should deal with the recent horrifying rise of transphobia in the UK' is unbelievably fucking bullshit.
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Reminder that British journalists have a weird fetish for Harry Potter because it's a fantasy world where nobody mentions how fucking weird it is that everybody was privately educated in just five schools
January 27, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Reminder that British journalists have a weird fetish for Harry Potter because it's a fantasy world where nobody mentions how fucking weird it is that everybody was privately educated in just five schools
I’m sorry I just don’t want Nigella to have to be that close to Paul Hollywood for days on end
January 26, 2026 at 5:12 PM
I’m sorry I just don’t want Nigella to have to be that close to Paul Hollywood for days on end
Assuming the musical number at the end of Jane McDonald’s Brazil episode is this and will be switching it off 5 minutes before the end in case I’m wrong.
Alaska Thunderfuck - Come To Brazil [Official]
YouTube video by Alaska Thunderfuck
youtu.be
January 25, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Assuming the musical number at the end of Jane McDonald’s Brazil episode is this and will be switching it off 5 minutes before the end in case I’m wrong.
Booked a holiday as a little treat
January 25, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Booked a holiday as a little treat
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what if the teenagers who steal phones on bikes aren’t doing it for money, they’re just trying to heal society. since an increase in phone theft we all get a 5 minute screen break while walking down a road and i think that’s beautiful
January 24, 2026 at 10:52 AM
what if the teenagers who steal phones on bikes aren’t doing it for money, they’re just trying to heal society. since an increase in phone theft we all get a 5 minute screen break while walking down a road and i think that’s beautiful
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one of the best things ever
January 23, 2026 at 10:08 PM
one of the best things ever
The Traitors Unwrapped reminding me of the 2005 era Doctor Who CGI fire they kept unconvincingly deploying for no reason
January 23, 2026 at 10:00 PM
The Traitors Unwrapped reminding me of the 2005 era Doctor Who CGI fire they kept unconvincingly deploying for no reason
Now that’s what I call TELEVISION
January 23, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Now that’s what I call TELEVISION
Please I beg
Saying ‘fateful’ instead of ‘faithful’ should be an automatic execution. Just a giant anvil drops on your head mid-VT.
January 23, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Please I beg
Saying ‘fateful’ instead of ‘faithful’ should be an automatic execution. Just a giant anvil drops on your head mid-VT.
January 22, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Saying ‘fateful’ instead of ‘faithful’ should be an automatic execution. Just a giant anvil drops on your head mid-VT.
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What a headline, an amazing summary
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu will skip the signing of US President Donald Trump’s “Board of Peace” in Davos after Switzerland confirmed it would enforce the ICC arrest warrant over war crimes in Gaza.
January 22, 2026 at 10:20 AM
What a headline, an amazing summary
I know in the long list of egregious things it is quite low, but American food vloggers pronouncing herbs as ‘erbs. DEATH.
January 21, 2026 at 10:27 PM
I know in the long list of egregious things it is quite low, but American food vloggers pronouncing herbs as ‘erbs. DEATH.
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The Labour Party:
Before we can eat the delicious new loaf of bread, we must finish the horrible stale remnants of the old loaf of bread. Then, once the new loaf is itself grown old, we may start to eat it. And so it continues.
January 21, 2026 at 7:07 PM
The Labour Party:
If I were in a whodunnit I would simply not say “over my dead body” before retiring for the evening
January 20, 2026 at 8:55 PM
If I were in a whodunnit I would simply not say “over my dead body” before retiring for the evening
Kirstie Allsopp is defending trans people again
January 19, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Kirstie Allsopp is defending trans people again
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Happy 11th anniversary of me losing my fucking mind over this QVC clip
January 18, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Happy 11th anniversary of me losing my fucking mind over this QVC clip
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you mean when keir starmer said these ppl have 'legitimate concerns' and went and gave several speeches saying they were right he was failing to address that it's racism?
wow. i wonder how much this study cost. nice work if you can get it ig.
wow. i wonder how much this study cost. nice work if you can get it ig.
Response to 2024 summer riots failed to address root causes and links to racism, report says
Response to 2024 summer riots failed to address root causes and links to racism, report says
Institute of Race Relations says violence in Southport and elsewhere often reduced to ‘mindless’ thuggery
The response to the 2024 riots in England and Northern Ireland failed to address its root causes and delinked the violence from racism, a thinktank has claimed.
A paper by the Institute of Race Relations (IRR) reported that an obfuscation of the causes and consequences of the riots risks legitimising further far-right mobilisation and vigilante violence. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
January 18, 2026 at 1:13 PM
you mean when keir starmer said these ppl have 'legitimate concerns' and went and gave several speeches saying they were right he was failing to address that it's racism?
wow. i wonder how much this study cost. nice work if you can get it ig.
wow. i wonder how much this study cost. nice work if you can get it ig.