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#1 Alejandro Kirk Fan
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Married to @annabeth2112. Sam Montgomery once called me Big Dog and you can too.
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#1 Alejandro Kirk Fan @andrewhateselon.bsky.social · Feb 10
I hope they play All the Small Things
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#1 Alejandro Kirk Fan @andrewhateselon.bsky.social · 1h
Thinking about my son (2 1/2 years old) saying “that’s so fun, great job!” after singing a song.
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#1 Alejandro Kirk Fan @andrewhateselon.bsky.social · 1h
Weird because when I post my thoughts about Mariners fans I’m “ineligible to use the postal service,” whatever.
ryanlcooper.com ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 4h
baseball posting is unambiguously good for Bluesky. not my thing but we desperately need some lighter topics round these parts
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 2h
Should be wearing a Greinke jersey as a show of solidarity between guys who got a 9-figure deal in LA after abandoning the Royals
risingaction.bsky.social Patrick Johnston 🇨🇦 @risingaction.bsky.social · 2h
I’ve got serious constitutional questions now
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#1 Alejandro Kirk Fan @andrewhateselon.bsky.social · 4h
Every action shot of Shohei Ohtani makes it look like he’s ripping an enormous fart.
PFFFFFFFFFFT PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT PFT PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT, PFFFFFFFFFFFFT
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#1 Alejandro Kirk Fan @andrewhateselon.bsky.social · 3h
Ohtani weakly grounding out 😏
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#1 Alejandro Kirk Fan @andrewhateselon.bsky.social · 3h
Yes! Very disrespectful to LeBron James, lifelong Guardians fan.
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#1 Alejandro Kirk Fan @andrewhateselon.bsky.social · 3h
Imagine how great it’s gonna be when they do it tomorrow!
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#1 Alejandro Kirk Fan @andrewhateselon.bsky.social · 3h
Correct, final form
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#1 Alejandro Kirk Fan @andrewhateselon.bsky.social · 3h
Counterpoint: dog has reached final form
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#1 Alejandro Kirk Fan @andrewhateselon.bsky.social · 3h
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#1 Alejandro Kirk Fan @andrewhateselon.bsky.social · 3h
Weird stuff happening in the 7th inning.
a blue jays mascot is standing on a baseball field .
ALT: a blue jays mascot is standing on a baseball field .
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#1 Alejandro Kirk Fan @andrewhateselon.bsky.social · 3h
Gimenez is safe.
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#1 Alejandro Kirk Fan @andrewhateselon.bsky.social · 3h
They stopped the runner at third!

THEY STOPPED THE RUNNER AT THIRD!
a group of people are sitting in a room and laughing .
ALT: a group of people are sitting in a room and laughing .
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#1 Alejandro Kirk Fan @andrewhateselon.bsky.social · 3h
MASON FLUUUUUUUHARTAYYYYYYYYYY
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#1 Alejandro Kirk Fan @andrewhateselon.bsky.social · 3h
👏 TORE JONTO 👏
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#1 Alejandro Kirk Fan @andrewhateselon.bsky.social · 4h
Every action shot of Shohei Ohtani makes it look like he’s ripping an enormous fart.
PFFFFFFFFFFT PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT PFT PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT, PFFFFFFFFFFFFT
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#1 Alejandro Kirk Fan @andrewhateselon.bsky.social · 4h
Game 3: The Jays are gonna WIN let’s GO!

Game 4: This game might be over before 11 pm eastern 😊
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 4h
Trent Dilfer
katieshook.bsky.social Katie Shook @katieshook.bsky.social · 4h
Which coach do you think is most active on LinkedIn?
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#1 Alejandro Kirk Fan @andrewhateselon.bsky.social · 4h
Today’s lucky hat is the blue panel rebrand I bought in 2014 after I saw the light and came home to the Jays. May it bless us all, my friends.
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#1 Alejandro Kirk Fan @andrewhateselon.bsky.social · 4h
Big, if true.
wilnerness.bsky.social Mike Wilner @wilnerness.bsky.social · 4h
Shohei Ohtani will never hit a home run off of Vladimir Guerrero Jr. #Bluejays
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#1 Alejandro Kirk Fan @andrewhateselon.bsky.social · 4h
I enjoy watching Vladimir Guerrero Jr. and am super lucky I get to do it. 😀
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James G @jg093.bsky.social · 4h
Great way to get to the pen
slangsonsports.bsky.social Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 4h
Shohei Ohtani threw 7 pitches in the second inning, his fewest in any frame this year (reg or post)
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#1 Alejandro Kirk Fan @andrewhateselon.bsky.social · 4h
I miss being terrified of Cal Raleigh.
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 5h
we ate a lot of Acadian and British food growing up, and I just assumed that we were poor. Then I got a little older and realized my parents made those foods to celebrate their cultural heritage. Now I realize that our main cultural heritage was being poor.
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#1 Alejandro Kirk Fan @andrewhateselon.bsky.social · 5h
I’m pretty sure Sydney Sweeney is the only 2025 celebrity that the average male boomer isn’t infuriated about.
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