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#1 Alejandro Kirk Fan
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Married to @annabeth2112. Sam Montgomery once called me Big Dog and you can too.
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Thinking about my son (2 1/2 years old) saying “that’s so fun, great job!” after singing a song.
Weird because when I post my thoughts about Mariners fans I’m “ineligible to use the postal service,” whatever.
baseball posting is unambiguously good for Bluesky. not my thing but we desperately need some lighter topics round these parts
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Should be wearing a Greinke jersey as a show of solidarity between guys who got a 9-figure deal in LA after abandoning the Royals
I’ve got serious constitutional questions now
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Every action shot of Shohei Ohtani makes it look like he’s ripping an enormous fart.
Yes! Very disrespectful to LeBron James, lifelong Guardians fan.
Imagine how great it’s gonna be when they do it tomorrow!
Counterpoint: dog has reached final form
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Every action shot of Shohei Ohtani makes it look like he’s ripping an enormous fart.
Game 3: The Jays are gonna WIN let’s GO!

Game 4: This game might be over before 11 pm eastern 😊
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Trent Dilfer
Which coach do you think is most active on LinkedIn?
Today’s lucky hat is the blue panel rebrand I bought in 2014 after I saw the light and came home to the Jays. May it bless us all, my friends.
Big, if true.
Shohei Ohtani will never hit a home run off of Vladimir Guerrero Jr. #Bluejays
I enjoy watching Vladimir Guerrero Jr. and am super lucky I get to do it. 😀
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Great way to get to the pen
Shohei Ohtani threw 7 pitches in the second inning, his fewest in any frame this year (reg or post)
I miss being terrified of Cal Raleigh.
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we ate a lot of Acadian and British food growing up, and I just assumed that we were poor. Then I got a little older and realized my parents made those foods to celebrate their cultural heritage. Now I realize that our main cultural heritage was being poor.
I’m pretty sure Sydney Sweeney is the only 2025 celebrity that the average male boomer isn’t infuriated about.