Alvin Newsome
@alvinsights.bsky.social
Memphian in DFW. Stand up comic. Husband, Dad, Vol 🍊, & ΑΦΑ🤙🏾-MI-FA04. HBO Max Second Chance Stage Season 1. Buy my album: https://smithmusic.ffm.to/662582896824
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Alvin Newsome
@alvinsights.bsky.social
· Jan 10
Haven’t watched #SecondChanceStage yet? What are you waiting for! The entire season is on @StreamOnMax right now for you to watch. Pay close attention to Episode 5. #standupcomedy #explorepage #comedian #foryoupage
That man didn’t immediately DM a OnlyFans model fresh out of the pokey???
a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and says `` i don t believe you '' .
ALT: a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and says `` i don t believe you '' .
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December 13, 2025 at 4:59 AM
That man didn’t immediately DM a OnlyFans model fresh out of the pokey???
This
I don’t get it right all the time but I try to be a good ass Dad…
December 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
This
Listen we all make dumb decisions but this Sherrone Moore situation & ones like it has me baffled by how many of yall be messing with your coworkers. I’m not gone always act like I’ve done everything right in life but that’s always seemed like a bad idea especially if you married
December 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Listen we all make dumb decisions but this Sherrone Moore situation & ones like it has me baffled by how many of yall be messing with your coworkers. I’m not gone always act like I’ve done everything right in life but that’s always seemed like a bad idea especially if you married
Some of the details around this Sherrone Moore firing sound so over the top salacious that I refuse to believe any two people could be that stupid.
December 11, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Some of the details around this Sherrone Moore firing sound so over the top salacious that I refuse to believe any two people could be that stupid.
Try to tell folks you can’t be messing with coworkers when you got something to lose smh. Sherrone Moore is the biggest of dummies here
December 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Try to tell folks you can’t be messing with coworkers when you got something to lose smh. Sherrone Moore is the biggest of dummies here
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That ain’t on “the dems” as much as everyone wants to place blame. Every 10 steps they have made. Was wiped out because people love racism. They love othering. They love being selfish and pointing fingers. That’s the American core values.
December 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
That ain’t on “the dems” as much as everyone wants to place blame. Every 10 steps they have made. Was wiped out because people love racism. They love othering. They love being selfish and pointing fingers. That’s the American core values.
I’m so serious how are these teens willingly listening to that Fuentes guy? He’s the textbook definition of a dork and back in my day we weren’t checking for people who weren’t cool
December 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I’m so serious how are these teens willingly listening to that Fuentes guy? He’s the textbook definition of a dork and back in my day we weren’t checking for people who weren’t cool
Say I’m pandering I don’t care Marlon is stuck on stupid for caping for Diddy. Dude was caught in 4K beating the hell out of a woman. I am never on that tip of masculinity that’s afraid of bad men getting their comeuppance because people might catch me slipping.
December 9, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Say I’m pandering I don’t care Marlon is stuck on stupid for caping for Diddy. Dude was caught in 4K beating the hell out of a woman. I am never on that tip of masculinity that’s afraid of bad men getting their comeuppance because people might catch me slipping.
#TheReckoningNetflix confirms everything that we heard about Diddy. But one thing I don’t like is a lot of yall folks my age getting revisionist history or younger folks opinions about Suge and 50 Cent. Them dudes trash and ain’t heroes
December 9, 2025 at 4:35 AM
#TheReckoningNetflix confirms everything that we heard about Diddy. But one thing I don’t like is a lot of yall folks my age getting revisionist history or younger folks opinions about Suge and 50 Cent. Them dudes trash and ain’t heroes
I would like to think Jasmine Crockett has a fair chance but I live here and know Texas is gonna Texas
December 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I would like to think Jasmine Crockett has a fair chance but I live here and know Texas is gonna Texas
Can’t do that Lamar
December 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Can’t do that Lamar
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Me tonight while thinking about the CFP committee having an impossible job thanks to the insatiable greed that berthed this mega-conference era …
December 7, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Me tonight while thinking about the CFP committee having an impossible job thanks to the insatiable greed that berthed this mega-conference era …
UVA got cute and that’s what happened
December 7, 2025 at 4:58 AM
UVA got cute and that’s what happened
Dook went full Dook
December 7, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Dook went full Dook
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There are never more than four deserving teams.
Shit, there are rarely two deserving teams.
Shit, there are rarely two deserving teams.
The biggest issue we have is that there prob should never have been college football playoffs. Or just left it at 4 teams. But every year pushes this closer and closer to complete chaos. Greedy greedy greedy
December 7, 2025 at 3:21 AM
There are never more than four deserving teams.
Shit, there are rarely two deserving teams.
Shit, there are rarely two deserving teams.
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It’s time to talk to your children about the #1 Indiana FOOTBALL Hoosiers.
December 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
It’s time to talk to your children about the #1 Indiana FOOTBALL Hoosiers.
Fernando giving off Jerry from Chad Powers energy
December 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Fernando giving off Jerry from Chad Powers energy
Is IU gone do it?
December 7, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Is IU gone do it?
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He missed a chip shot?!
December 7, 2025 at 4:04 AM
He missed a chip shot?!
His agent is gonna find out
Is it too late for DeBoer to go to Penn State
December 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM
His agent is gonna find out
Ty Simpson point shaving???
December 6, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Ty Simpson point shaving???
I might be officially washed. Went to the barbershop (not my usual barber) so just got an edge up and they hit me with the enhancements without me asking 🥴😞
December 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I might be officially washed. Went to the barbershop (not my usual barber) so just got an edge up and they hit me with the enhancements without me asking 🥴😞
Folks really let racism concede our country to the twitchiest & weirdest dorks possible
December 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Folks really let racism concede our country to the twitchiest & weirdest dorks possible