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Austin Lutzke
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In 2025 I rode bikes
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In 2025 I rode bikes
YouTube video by Austin Lutzke
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December 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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“These car prices can’t be beaten!”
December 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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My favorite thing about these is the disconnect between what he’s rambling about and the chyron at the bottom.

Trump: “I have beautiful calves. Did you know that? Meaty, muscular calves. They glisten in the light when I oil them up.”

Chyron: “Trump addresses meeting of firefighters’ widows.”
Trump: "The only time anybody could see those planes was when those bomb chutes open up, because it becomes totally un-stealth. You're going in, you go like this. As soon as it goes like this, for some reason the plane is totally visible. Not good. I watched it happening. I watched it go bing bing"
December 17, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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do I think there were some real dummies who legitimately wanted to see themselves as badass revolutionaries and didn't really consider what they were doing beyond that? probably! like 70% of what the FBI does is find people like that and burnish their egos / offer assistance until they cross a line
December 16, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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WATCH: Replica of the Statue of Liberty topples due to strong winds in Guaíba, Brazil
December 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
@travismcenery.bsky.social
these are the holiday decorations for the front desk of my son's new school. I figure you'd appreciate them
December 6, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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I truly enjoyed the collaborative nature of making this video, and you might enjoy that mine is not the only face in it.

This topic is amazing.

youtu.be/_QF6kaOAuYg?...
Spider Cognition: How Tiny Brains Do Mighty Things
YouTube video by Travis McEnery
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November 15, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Ernest Goes to LA Fitness
November 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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The Mars Volta - Deloused In the Tryrelaxium
"We have a great product that really works. Now to find a spokesman and aesthetic that's synonymous with 'feeling and being chill.'"
November 2, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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LAPD on horses charge at and beat guests standing in line to the Short Stop in Echo Park. @shoton35mm.bsky.social
November 2, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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"In Dachau, Hitler's Vision for Relocation Begins to Take Shape"
October 31, 2025 at 12:29 AM
October 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I know they've always done this but it's crazy to see it so clearly
October 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I can relate
i was totally kidding. it's a nightmare. i'm so dysfunctional.
October 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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The funniest thing about this is how legit terrified ICE looks.
wizard frog is insane
October 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Literally nothing short of physical restriction will ever be able to compete against a robot with infinite patience to yes-and their theory that love and thought are the counterparts of energy and mass. The level of entrenchment I'm seeing on forums from heavy chatbot users, words are useless.
September 19, 2025 at 5:40 PM
September 20, 2025 at 4:50 AM
September 20, 2025 at 3:07 AM
@sumsung.bsky.social
This is why I wont buy your things
September 19, 2025 at 8:05 PM
"Turning Point did not work to bring people together; it worked to bring about a country where anyone who wasn’t a white Christian nationalist wasn’t welcome. I won’t celebrate his death, but I’m not obligated to celebrate his life, either."

www.thenation.com/article/poli...
Charlie Kirk’s Legacy Deserves No Mourning
The white Christian nationalist provocateur wasn’t a promoter of civil discourse. He preached hate, bigotry, and division
www.thenation.com
September 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM