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Izzy Slime
@alowlyslime.bsky.social
⭐ Dope as Fuck ⭐ Anti-fartist ⭐ Ultra·Bastard ⭐ Notoriously Huge Fists ⭐ Mario Enjoyer ⭐️ she/her ⭐ 26 ⭐

日本語を習っています 🐥
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November 27, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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His whole body is too cute too!
November 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Chatting with a real one @ufoho.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Hit "like" to be physically assaulted
November 20, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I want to throw a small, timid man around like a ragdoll
November 20, 2025 at 1:51 PM
1 million likes and I post balls
November 20, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Animals that would be cooler if they had titties:

Penguin
Alligator
Panda
Whale
Ostrich
Sloth
Tarantula
Owl
Groundhog
November 20, 2025 at 1:45 PM
This is such a dope ass design
November 17, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Gay Sex !!!!!
November 16, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Shoutsout to titties ☝️☝️☝️
November 16, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Fartonomics
November 16, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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was late night playing fortnite blitz with mott and had no idea what the mortal combat weapon "toasty" effect was when you killed someone so when a little jpg of a man in a purple shirt popped up on my screen I got so scared I started tearing up i thought someone hacked my pc lmaoooo 😭😭😭😭
November 16, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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literally no one:

Bisexual crab flag:
🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷
💜💜🦀💜💜
💙💙💙💙💙
November 16, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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So the streamer Ludwig recently found out that one of his earliest regular viewers, who was trans, passed away and tonight he's doing a charity stream for the Trevor Project. So far he's raised over $46,000 in about 5 hours. www.twitch.tv/ludwig
November 14, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Your bars make me sleepy, I think I'm Joe Biden
Got so many shooters, bitch, there is no hidin
His body, a ditch, now the police won't find em
I walk in too wet you might think I'm Poseidon
November 14, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Gonna start doing a "Destroying a Penny Every Day Until the USA Starts Making Them Again" series
November 13, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Can't believe this is real
November 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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😘
November 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I think that the executives that run video game companies are some of the stupidest, most out of touch people in any industry
So they're going to do this for one, maybe two games. It'll be full speed ahead until it's 6 months from release and the game is falling apart, at which point they'll pay an insane overtime rate for a QA studio to do it last minute which won't be enough.

www.videogameschronicle.com/news/square-...
Square Enix says it wants generative AI to be doing 70% of its QA and debugging by the end of 2027 | VGC
The publisher is researching “Game QA Automation Technology” with the University of Tokyo…
www.videogameschronicle.com
November 6, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Yea, you could say I'm something of a gamer
November 6, 2025 at 7:25 AM
November 2, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick
October 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Bro is beaking the boundaries of things to say and keep fans
He deleted it but hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooly shit
October 29, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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im glad the government posting halo memes is revealing that half the people reporting on it are fine with it
October 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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bro that's crazy I can't believe it
October 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM