@aloraanophis.bsky.social
Weird little autistic genderqueerbo because gender is a fuck. generally ace but attractions are *hand wave*-ish
Bio-Mech pilot
I don't participate in social media Follower/Followed games. Fuck off
Bio-Mech pilot
I don't participate in social media Follower/Followed games. Fuck off
I should probably check to see what Ryan Murphy is working on so I dont get my hopes up right up until his name appears
December 5, 2025 at 6:21 AM
I should probably check to see what Ryan Murphy is working on so I dont get my hopes up right up until his name appears
I'll be honest, I dont think anyone in Wicked has a chance at defying Gravity.
Lute is just gonna fuck 'em up
youtu.be/5eZonu8XsEs?...
Lute is just gonna fuck 'em up
youtu.be/5eZonu8XsEs?...
Gravity - Hazbin Hotel | Prime Video
YouTube video by Prime Video
youtu.be
December 5, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I'll be honest, I dont think anyone in Wicked has a chance at defying Gravity.
Lute is just gonna fuck 'em up
youtu.be/5eZonu8XsEs?...
Lute is just gonna fuck 'em up
youtu.be/5eZonu8XsEs?...
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Since it's officially the holiday season now (the month of December), Happy Folgers unintentional incest commercial month to all who celebrate!
Folgers Coffee Brother & Sister Home For Christmas 2009 Christmas TV Commercial HD
YouTube video by FM1156
youtu.be
December 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Since it's officially the holiday season now (the month of December), Happy Folgers unintentional incest commercial month to all who celebrate!
Considering starting a patreon on the off chance people like my writing and wanna toss me a couple bucks.
I have been hobby writing and poking the results to a friend in DMs, and they enjoy it.
Unedited fresh off the dome posts would be free and open to all, edited/special bits paywalled.
I have been hobby writing and poking the results to a friend in DMs, and they enjoy it.
Unedited fresh off the dome posts would be free and open to all, edited/special bits paywalled.
December 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Considering starting a patreon on the off chance people like my writing and wanna toss me a couple bucks.
I have been hobby writing and poking the results to a friend in DMs, and they enjoy it.
Unedited fresh off the dome posts would be free and open to all, edited/special bits paywalled.
I have been hobby writing and poking the results to a friend in DMs, and they enjoy it.
Unedited fresh off the dome posts would be free and open to all, edited/special bits paywalled.
Okay fine I will watch Plur1bus. All I know is the main character is Queer and an advert made someone check into a hospital to get their psych dosage checked. I wonder what kind of show.......
What the fuck.
What the FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
What the fuck.
What the FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
December 5, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Okay fine I will watch Plur1bus. All I know is the main character is Queer and an advert made someone check into a hospital to get their psych dosage checked. I wonder what kind of show.......
What the fuck.
What the FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
What the fuck.
What the FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
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How to make me go from "indifferent" to "queen shit" in one easy move
December 4, 2025 at 8:58 PM
How to make me go from "indifferent" to "queen shit" in one easy move
Hey.
Galaxy Quest was not made this millennium.
Galaxy Quest was not made this millennium.
December 4, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Hey.
Galaxy Quest was not made this millennium.
Galaxy Quest was not made this millennium.
Oh boy people are posting their Topsify year wrap results.
.......the fuck is this shit? Music?
No, I said Topsify, the app that teaches you to top, dammit.
This is bullshit
.......the fuck is this shit? Music?
No, I said Topsify, the app that teaches you to top, dammit.
This is bullshit
December 3, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Oh boy people are posting their Topsify year wrap results.
.......the fuck is this shit? Music?
No, I said Topsify, the app that teaches you to top, dammit.
This is bullshit
.......the fuck is this shit? Music?
No, I said Topsify, the app that teaches you to top, dammit.
This is bullshit
An organization of dudes who go into doctor's offices with women who want a hysterectomy to go "yeeaaaaah I am the boyfriend/husband. I dont care. Yeet that shit outtake her right now." To short circuit doctoral pushback
December 3, 2025 at 7:59 PM
An organization of dudes who go into doctor's offices with women who want a hysterectomy to go "yeeaaaaah I am the boyfriend/husband. I dont care. Yeet that shit outtake her right now." To short circuit doctoral pushback
You Know, this feels like a primatologist question.
@gutsickgibbon.bsky.social, maybe a video prompt for you lol
youtube.com/shorts/wqi1r...
@gutsickgibbon.bsky.social, maybe a video prompt for you lol
youtube.com/shorts/wqi1r...
Wanna hear my butt hair theories?
YouTube video by Hank Green
youtube.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:22 PM
You Know, this feels like a primatologist question.
@gutsickgibbon.bsky.social, maybe a video prompt for you lol
youtube.com/shorts/wqi1r...
@gutsickgibbon.bsky.social, maybe a video prompt for you lol
youtube.com/shorts/wqi1r...
I am gonna run for office and try to convince only and exactly 69 people to vote for me.
Anything else, Including victory, would be a loss
Anything else, Including victory, would be a loss
December 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I am gonna run for office and try to convince only and exactly 69 people to vote for me.
Anything else, Including victory, would be a loss
Anything else, Including victory, would be a loss
Hey. Hey YOU! yes YOU!
I dont like your girlfriend. I think you need a new one
I dont like your girlfriend. I think you need a new one
December 3, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Hey. Hey YOU! yes YOU!
I dont like your girlfriend. I think you need a new one
I dont like your girlfriend. I think you need a new one
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Rooting for Aftyn Behn in TN-7 tonight!
December 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Rooting for Aftyn Behn in TN-7 tonight!
POV you are about to have sex with me and the concept of virginity comes up and now you have to listen to my hour long lecture about how the concept of virginity has no redeeming virtues and needs to be abolished because it does nothing but let the patriarchy control men and (mostly) women
a cartoon character with a crown on her head is standing next to another character
ALT: a cartoon character with a crown on her head is standing next to another character
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 9:55 PM
POV you are about to have sex with me and the concept of virginity comes up and now you have to listen to my hour long lecture about how the concept of virginity has no redeeming virtues and needs to be abolished because it does nothing but let the patriarchy control men and (mostly) women
Look, I am fine with James Cameron spending his money to make blue furry-adjacent movies.
It's a better thing than most rich people are spending their money on
It's a better thing than most rich people are spending their money on
December 2, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Look, I am fine with James Cameron spending his money to make blue furry-adjacent movies.
It's a better thing than most rich people are spending their money on
It's a better thing than most rich people are spending their money on
I miss the old horny star wars swears.
Nobody talks about Sith saliva or Sith jizz anymore
Nope, not a "sithspawn" or a "sithspit" in sight
Nobody talks about Sith saliva or Sith jizz anymore
Nope, not a "sithspawn" or a "sithspit" in sight
December 1, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I miss the old horny star wars swears.
Nobody talks about Sith saliva or Sith jizz anymore
Nope, not a "sithspawn" or a "sithspit" in sight
Nobody talks about Sith saliva or Sith jizz anymore
Nope, not a "sithspawn" or a "sithspit" in sight
I am beginning to think Senator Kelly would be a mutant supporter.
Brain doesnt know how to process this information
Brain doesnt know how to process this information
December 1, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I am beginning to think Senator Kelly would be a mutant supporter.
Brain doesnt know how to process this information
Brain doesnt know how to process this information
I named my fists Spoon and Fork because they shovel food into my gob
I named my fists Hall and Oates because your face is on my list
I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
December 1, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I named my fists Spoon and Fork because they shovel food into my gob
All hail Saint Piggystine, hero of the Emperor, the Immortal Sister
December 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
All hail Saint Piggystine, hero of the Emperor, the Immortal Sister
I'm sorry, give me a moment.
I grew up on X-Men media and comics
It is hard for me to accept there is a halfway decent Senator Kelly IRL
Bear with me as I rewrite some brain code
I grew up on X-Men media and comics
It is hard for me to accept there is a halfway decent Senator Kelly IRL
Bear with me as I rewrite some brain code
November 30, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I'm sorry, give me a moment.
I grew up on X-Men media and comics
It is hard for me to accept there is a halfway decent Senator Kelly IRL
Bear with me as I rewrite some brain code
I grew up on X-Men media and comics
It is hard for me to accept there is a halfway decent Senator Kelly IRL
Bear with me as I rewrite some brain code
I fundamentally do not trust Pritzker, a billionaire.
But JFC if every other 2028 apparent front-runner just absolutely faveplant before getting close to the bare minimum threshold
This is a blatant failure of Biden, Obama, and other dem leadership to build a wide bench of political successors
But JFC if every other 2028 apparent front-runner just absolutely faveplant before getting close to the bare minimum threshold
This is a blatant failure of Biden, Obama, and other dem leadership to build a wide bench of political successors
November 30, 2025 at 7:50 AM
I fundamentally do not trust Pritzker, a billionaire.
But JFC if every other 2028 apparent front-runner just absolutely faveplant before getting close to the bare minimum threshold
This is a blatant failure of Biden, Obama, and other dem leadership to build a wide bench of political successors
But JFC if every other 2028 apparent front-runner just absolutely faveplant before getting close to the bare minimum threshold
This is a blatant failure of Biden, Obama, and other dem leadership to build a wide bench of political successors
All I want out of life is a gay-ass stage play of Pratchett's Monstrous Regiment, drawing inspiration from Rocky Horror and John Waters.
Everyone is a drag king or queen EXCEPT for Lieutenant Blouse. He needs to be the STRAIGHTEST man alive.
I need Drag Discworld in my life.
Pleeeeeease?
Everyone is a drag king or queen EXCEPT for Lieutenant Blouse. He needs to be the STRAIGHTEST man alive.
I need Drag Discworld in my life.
Pleeeeeease?
November 30, 2025 at 7:12 AM
All I want out of life is a gay-ass stage play of Pratchett's Monstrous Regiment, drawing inspiration from Rocky Horror and John Waters.
Everyone is a drag king or queen EXCEPT for Lieutenant Blouse. He needs to be the STRAIGHTEST man alive.
I need Drag Discworld in my life.
Pleeeeeease?
Everyone is a drag king or queen EXCEPT for Lieutenant Blouse. He needs to be the STRAIGHTEST man alive.
I need Drag Discworld in my life.
Pleeeeeease?
In Toy Story 1, Sid did nothing wrong.
How was he supposed to know his toys were alive?
How was he supposed to know his toys were alive?
November 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM
In Toy Story 1, Sid did nothing wrong.
How was he supposed to know his toys were alive?
How was he supposed to know his toys were alive?