Allula
@allula.bsky.social
24 | scum on main | minecraft enthusiast | robot enjoyer | she/they | can’t enjoy anything in moderation ever
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Allula
@allula.bsky.social
· Apr 1
Here's my 2025 First Quarter Reading List. Ask Me Anything. If nobody asks anything I'm asking myself questions so I can Yap.
I’ve been replaying p5r and reading fanfic for it, which makes me want to write for it, but the amount of background research on tarot I would do for it concerns me.
November 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I’ve been replaying p5r and reading fanfic for it, which makes me want to write for it, but the amount of background research on tarot I would do for it concerns me.
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binghe would be a terrible atticwife bc he needs everyone to know that he’s been atticwifed. oh liu…shishu, did shizun not even think to keep you? 🤭😏 wow
November 15, 2024 at 3:18 AM
binghe would be a terrible atticwife bc he needs everyone to know that he’s been atticwifed. oh liu…shishu, did shizun not even think to keep you? 🤭😏 wow
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They should make glasses that get clean when you clean them
November 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
They should make glasses that get clean when you clean them
My grandmother sent me her orange rolls recipie and I absolutely cannot believe the original suggests raisins. Heinous.
November 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
My grandmother sent me her orange rolls recipie and I absolutely cannot believe the original suggests raisins. Heinous.
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The pinterest mobile update is so ass I’m never opening this again unless it’s on desktop
November 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
The pinterest mobile update is so ass I’m never opening this again unless it’s on desktop
Discord servers when they start: meming and goofing
Discord servers after 5 years: lets all schedule dentist appointments
Discord servers after 5 years: lets all schedule dentist appointments
November 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Discord servers when they start: meming and goofing
Discord servers after 5 years: lets all schedule dentist appointments
Discord servers after 5 years: lets all schedule dentist appointments
Me: I'm gonna do it I'm gonna learn to draw men
also me: but just a couple more ladies....
also me: but just a couple more ladies....
November 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Me: I'm gonna do it I'm gonna learn to draw men
also me: but just a couple more ladies....
also me: but just a couple more ladies....
I will never stop thinking about when a therapist asked me if my roommates made me do the dishes while they did chores outdoors like mowing the lawn. Like it’s 1950.
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I will never stop thinking about when a therapist asked me if my roommates made me do the dishes while they did chores outdoors like mowing the lawn. Like it’s 1950.
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it's astounding to me that pluribus incorporates carol's existence as a lesbian so centrally to its philosophical quandary that it legitimately would not work as a show if carol were a man or attracted to men and i wish more people read the themes around gender/sexuality in pluribus
November 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
it's astounding to me that pluribus incorporates carol's existence as a lesbian so centrally to its philosophical quandary that it legitimately would not work as a show if carol were a man or attracted to men and i wish more people read the themes around gender/sexuality in pluribus
Maybe I should try to learn game development. I bet I could make a great dating simulator.
November 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Maybe I should try to learn game development. I bet I could make a great dating simulator.
I love writing on graph paper. It’s like they made excel in real life.
November 24, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I love writing on graph paper. It’s like they made excel in real life.
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If you could set aside 4 hours and 18 minutes today for my new video, that would be much appreciated.
November 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
If you could set aside 4 hours and 18 minutes today for my new video, that would be much appreciated.
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if you give a man a fish you feed him for a day. if you give a man a rat you satisfy his rat desire.
November 20, 2025 at 1:43 PM
if you give a man a fish you feed him for a day. if you give a man a rat you satisfy his rat desire.
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everything is capybara
October 20, 2025 at 8:49 PM
everything is capybara
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There have been so many cancelled orders at work I haven’t had to cook dinner ANY night I worked
November 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
There have been so many cancelled orders at work I haven’t had to cook dinner ANY night I worked
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Persona 5 third semester is so crazy can you imagine going to therapy and telling your therapist “yeah it just feels like the world would be better without me in it” and your therapist goes 🤔 maybe you’re right!
November 21, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Persona 5 third semester is so crazy can you imagine going to therapy and telling your therapist “yeah it just feels like the world would be better without me in it” and your therapist goes 🤔 maybe you’re right!
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same for any vehicle factory built or modified to have the lights higher than a normal car's. you don't need that shit and everyone's lives are worse for it
November 20, 2025 at 3:47 AM
same for any vehicle factory built or modified to have the lights higher than a normal car's. you don't need that shit and everyone's lives are worse for it
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i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
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Celebrating International Men's Day by Googling “boobs” and punching a hole in the wall
November 19, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Celebrating International Men's Day by Googling “boobs” and punching a hole in the wall
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How's that Golden Age going?
Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays:
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
November 17, 2025 at 10:34 PM
How's that Golden Age going?