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Allison scares the Whits-ney out of you 🎃

@allisonwhitney.bsky.social

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Hopeless transbian romantic. HRT 9/4/2025. “I love God and I know He loves me but the only power I have in this world comes from the other side and I don’t know why that is.” -Nimue Blog: callherallison.blogspot.com Profile photo art: @simzart.bsky

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Allison scares the Whits-ney out of you 🎃 @allisonwhitney.bsky.social · 1d

This is my life rn

A tweet from the handle @drilbot_neo that reads “I don’t wanna be horny anymore. I wanna be a girl. I wanna be a girl with glasses”

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✨ Erinyes ✨ @erinyes.diy · 8h

why would you fuck a robot. go on second life and bang someone who decided to navigate the world as a big titty goth gf, like a well adjusted adult

404 Media @404media.co · 12h

OpenAI CEO Sam Altman announced in a post on X Tuesday that ChatGPT is officially getting into the fuckable chatbots game, with “erotica for verified adults” rolling out in December.

🔗 www.404media.co/chatgpt-erot...

ChatGPT’s Hail Mary: Chatbots You Can Fuck

As recent reports show OpenAI bleeding cash, and on the heels of accusations that ChatGPT caused teens and adults alike to harm themselves and others, CEO Sam Altman announced that you can soon fuck t...

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Allison scares the Whits-ney out of you 🎃 @allisonwhitney.bsky.social · 8h

I really wish I knew more about it. I had to read an art book for a library reading challenge this summer. I selected one on Bauhaus just because it was short and it was some of the best non-fiction I’ve read this year.

Allison scares the Whits-ney out of you 🎃 @allisonwhitney.bsky.social · 8h

@maxread.info

Allison scares the Whits-ney out of you 🎃 @allisonwhitney.bsky.social · 8h

Max Read is the best at giving a critical/clear-eyed perspective on AI, though I like Ed too.

Allison scares the Whits-ney out of you 🎃 @allisonwhitney.bsky.social · 8h

My middle name would be Drusilla if she wasn't partnered with Spike.

Allison scares the Whits-ney out of you 🎃 @allisonwhitney.bsky.social · 8h

Every time Drusilla makes an appearance on BtVS…

a man with a green mask on his face sits at a table

ALT: a man with a green mask on his face sits at a table

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Allison scares the Whits-ney out of you 🎃 @allisonwhitney.bsky.social · 9h

It bums me out that people still fall for it. Can't even really laugh. Folks are sad and lonely. I know they should know it's not actually Ava Addams on the other side but it's not easy.

Allison scares the Whits-ney out of you 🎃 @allisonwhitney.bsky.social · 9h

Many years looking at porn as a red blooded cishet guy have prepared me to flag every single lesbian dating app catfisher I see using the photos of an adult actress.

Allison scares the Whits-ney out of you 🎃 @allisonwhitney.bsky.social · 9h

Baltimore is full of em, the two very obvious ones are Edgar Allan Poe wandering around Fells Point where he fell down drunk before dying of alcohol poisoning and Babe Ruth's ghost banging a ball against the wall in the basement of Cardinal Gibbons (formerly St Marys School for Boys).

Emily "Babe" St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 16h

What’s the best ghost story from your hometown?

Allison scares the Whits-ney out of you 🎃 @allisonwhitney.bsky.social · 10h

As a not-yet-out trans woman, watching it in high school was verboten by parents (Sex) and boys (Women) so I had to sneak it. Kept wondering why I enjoyed the scenes of the girls at brunches and trendy bars more than any of the romance.

Allison scares the Whits-ney out of you 🎃 @allisonwhitney.bsky.social · 10h

a raccoon is riding a small bicycle on a wooden floor .

ALT: a raccoon is riding a small bicycle on a wooden floor .

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Allison scares the Whits-ney out of you 🎃 @allisonwhitney.bsky.social · 10h

Ummm...

what

Allison scares the Whits-ney out of you 🎃 @allisonwhitney.bsky.social · 17h

Yeah she’s had other bad takes. C’est la vie.

There are just better uses of social media for me than pile-ons.

Allison scares the Whits-ney out of you 🎃 @allisonwhitney.bsky.social · 17h

Not gonna dump on the popular trans woman getting backlash for something she posted on X, though I agree it was out-of-pocket.

I’m trying to keep solidarity with my trans sisters and I have appreciated other things she has shared.

Microblogging breaks brains. We’re all gonna have bad takes.

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Justin LaLiberty @jlalibs.com · 17h

The soundtrack for BELLY is superlative in every regard, from curation to bombast, and the highlight is the montage featuring D'Angelo's "Devil's Pie" under it — just uncannily smooth in his delivery and only ever made bangers, just look at his career.

RIP, D'Angelo

D'Angelo - Devil's Pie [Belly]

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Allison scares the Whits-ney out of you 🎃 @allisonwhitney.bsky.social · 17h

Pancreatic cancer too, what an awful way to go. Hope he didn’t suffer at the end.

Allison scares the Whits-ney out of you 🎃 @allisonwhitney.bsky.social · 17h

Beautiful voice. That era of r&b still required an ability to sing and he had talent in abundance. Gone too soon.

The New York Times @nytimes.com · 17h

Breaking News: D’Angelo, the acclaimed neo-soul singer who found fame in the 1990s and 2000s with a sensuous take on R&B, has died at 51. nyti.ms/4qb0wvo

D'angelo singing into a microphone, wearing a large hat. A headline reads: "D'Angelo Acclaimed and Reclusive R&B Innovator Dies at 51." Photo by: Chad Batka for The New York Times.

Allison scares the Whits-ney out of you 🎃 @allisonwhitney.bsky.social · 18h

I think logging off is a big piece of it. It’s cliche but it’s true. I’m on here way too much as is but I have a social and personal life off of the internet and it’s wild to me how many people just don’t.

Allison scares the Whits-ney out of you 🎃 @allisonwhitney.bsky.social · 20h

As one who has withstood the accusation, it’s very much a iykyk kinda thing.

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emily moonlight @threnody.bsky.social · 20h

i’d be more enthusiastic if “we destroyed the outlet & a measure your faith in journalism” wasn’t *also* a huge win & also if i thought any of the assholes would suffer a consequence but a very out-of-gas “lol, lmao even,” i guess.

take your cash & subscribe to worker owned journalism. link below.

karl rove knausgård @uhactually.bsky.social · 1d

Lmao WaPo has fewer than 100K circulation now. It turns out “alienate your liberal subscriber base” is not a good strategy when the Republicans also hate you. www.forbes.com/sites/andyme...

The Washington Post Is Running Out Of Readers Willing To Pay

Once a titan of American journalism, The Washington Post now struggles to reach even 100,000 print subscribers most days.

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Allison scares the Whits-ney out of you 🎃 @allisonwhitney.bsky.social · 20h

Whoever said it was the best piece of media depicting 9/11 was right so I guess I’ll just do what I do now, which is mourn how stupid my country has since become.

Alan Sepinwall @sepinwall.bsky.social · 21h

It's the 14th anniversary of the Sudden Departure. How are you going to commemorate it?

A mother reacts to her baby vanishing in the Sudden Departure in a scene from HBO's "The Leftovers"

Nora Durst's family has just vanished in a scene from HBO's "The Leftovers"

The Guilty Remnant holding up signs saying, "Stop Wasting Your Breath" in a scene from HBO's "The Leftovers"

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Hellvetika @hellvetikaseraph.bsky.social · 1d

This but the view from inside is a colonoscopy.

✨Jane ✨ @caff.bsky.social · 1d

Yes

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Allison scares the Whits-ney out of you 🎃 @allisonwhitney.bsky.social · 1d

Forgive me as I’m sure you probably get this 1-2x a day but that is a hilarious name.

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Allison scares the Whits-ney out of you 🎃 @allisonwhitney.bsky.social · 1d

Btw, Poe was a goth doll. No doubt in my mind. Every story is about hiding something that would cause death if discovered and being dramatic as fuck when someone asks questions.

Allison scares the Whits-ney out of you 🎃 @allisonwhitney.bsky.social · 1d

/me watching a cute actor give an unhinged live performance of The Tell-Tale Heart

…I can fix her.

Allison scares the Whits-ney out of you 🎃 @allisonwhitney.bsky.social · 1d

“Yes sure I always wanted to love women as a woman but that would require transition and surely not I…”