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Gender outlaw. Comedy writer. Funny guy.
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Strawberry sharkcake 🍰🦈 #art
November 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I hear Donald Trump won't be eating any breast or leg from the Thanksgiving turkey this year. He will, however, completely demolish a wing.
November 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Can’t breathe
November 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I hope Linehan is similarly described as a "biological male who identifies as a cunt"
In the span of a hour, they stealth edited the article from trans woman to "biological male who identifies as a woman." The BBC isn't fit for purpose.
It looks like that BBC page has been updated in the last few minutes, so that's no longer the last sentence. I think part of it has been moved to this paragraph in the middle of the article, and the age is no longer mentioned:

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 5:49 AM
A movie that takes place where you're from
November 24, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Can someone quickly reboot the world, it's doing some really weird stuff lately
November 22, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I first interpreted "the shift to 3D" as referring to 3D TVs and the headline became significantly more accurate
Ubisoft boss believes generative AI is as big a revolution for games as the shift to 3D, as tech is embraced company-wide

www.eurogamer.net/ubisoft-boss...
November 22, 2025 at 4:47 PM
In some middle Eastern countries, you're legally required to cha cha-cha cha cha cha cha. That's Käärijä Law for you.
a man is dressed in a green hulk costume and looking at the camera .
Alt: Käärijä singing Cha Cha Cha at eurovision
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 8:22 PM
The costume and make-up team absolutely knocked this out of the park
You showed up. So did we. 🌺

Very Important People season 3 - premiering December 4th, only on @dropout.tv 🫂
November 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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A neat little quiz game: Is a headline homophobia from the 80s-90s or transphobia from the 2010s-2020s? Because it's all the same bullshit, repackaged for the hate du jour

haveigotphobiaforyou.com
Have I Got Phobia For You
Bringing attention to the often harmful practices of our mainstream media. Thankfully the days of vile hostility against gay people are now more or less over, but, reading today’s newspapers, there’s ...
haveigotphobiaforyou.com
November 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Renaming my laptop Donald Trump because it's old, slow and won't let me see any files
November 16, 2025 at 1:30 PM
"Asylum claims across Europe are falling but in the UK they're rising" yes, i wonder what the other European countries have in common that we used to have in common but don't know.
On Monday, Shabana Mahmood will announce an overhaul of the asylum system, here’s why ⬇️
November 16, 2025 at 9:54 AM
My bus home got lost so I had to navigate for the driver 😄

Got us back on route though so I call that a win
November 14, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Here's a fun little message I got on Bluesky. Obviously a scam, but let's (safely) have a little play with it.

First thing of note is that it went into the 'chat requests' part of my DMs. That alone wasn't enough to stave off the momentary "oh crap", but looking at the message, I knew.
November 13, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Why and how the fuck is there a dead wasp in the centre of my bathroom floor
November 13, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Reasons why AI translation is laughable #424: I watched a video in French about "la communauté queer" and the auto-generated subtitles translated it as "the leather community"

Now, I'm not saying it's entirely wrong, but... 😂
November 13, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Samalamadingdong
Lol just dreamt I got murdered via game show. But I didn't, I sneakily survived and in part 2 of Sleep, someone's gonna have a bad day when they realise
November 13, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Lol just dreamt I got murdered via game show. But I didn't, I sneakily survived and in part 2 of Sleep, someone's gonna have a bad day when they realise
November 13, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Imagine explaining this headline to someone in 2005
November 12, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Easy, start the next Bond film with a bunch of necromancers and make Undead James Bond
November 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM