Alex Palombo
@alexpalombo.bsky.social
Bubbly, bittersweet & refreshing, like a good G&T | Union member & staffer | DTDC instructor | Karaoke belter | Foul language enthusiast | Delawarean | She/Her
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Alex Palombo
@alexpalombo.bsky.social
· Nov 19
I don’t have any pet photos to share for fun, mindless, non-political content. But I do have a helluva lot of needlepoint to share if you’re craft-inclined. 🧵
Haven’t gotten around to putting up the tree yet, but the stockings I embroidered for Jeff & I are up and ready.
So, y’know, attempts were made. 🎄
So, y’know, attempts were made. 🎄
November 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Haven’t gotten around to putting up the tree yet, but the stockings I embroidered for Jeff & I are up and ready.
So, y’know, attempts were made. 🎄
So, y’know, attempts were made. 🎄
I haven’t posted a ton of progress pictures on embroidery projects as of late, because I decided to come back to one in particular that I’ve been working on, on and off, for over a year.
It’s going to be a pillow.
Eventually. 😂🧵
It’s going to be a pillow.
Eventually. 😂🧵
November 28, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I haven’t posted a ton of progress pictures on embroidery projects as of late, because I decided to come back to one in particular that I’ve been working on, on and off, for over a year.
It’s going to be a pillow.
Eventually. 😂🧵
It’s going to be a pillow.
Eventually. 😂🧵
I need @netflix.com to make this year's Miss Universe pageant the subject of their next true crime miniseries, ASAP. 📺
Arrest warrants issued for Miss Universe co-owners in latest twist in pageant saga
Raúl Rocha Cantú is under investigation for drug, gun and fuel trafficking while Jakkaphong Jakrajutatip is accused of fraud
www.theguardian.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I need @netflix.com to make this year's Miss Universe pageant the subject of their next true crime miniseries, ASAP. 📺
I forgot to take a photo of the apple cider donut cake before I cut a slice for myself. Whoops. 🍎 #Thanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I forgot to take a photo of the apple cider donut cake before I cut a slice for myself. Whoops. 🍎 #Thanksgiving
I dialed back how much mac and cheese I made this year so it wouldn’t turn into a brick by day 5.
It turned out really deliciously. #Thanksgiving
It turned out really deliciously. #Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I dialed back how much mac and cheese I made this year so it wouldn’t turn into a brick by day 5.
It turned out really deliciously. #Thanksgiving
It turned out really deliciously. #Thanksgiving
Happy #Thanksgiving, AKA the only time of year I allow myself to buy Goldfish crackers so I can make the mac & cheese crust and not feel bad about eating the whole bag in a sitting.
two stuffed animals are playing with a bag of goldfish
ALT: two stuffed animals are playing with a bag of goldfish
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Happy #Thanksgiving, AKA the only time of year I allow myself to buy Goldfish crackers so I can make the mac & cheese crust and not feel bad about eating the whole bag in a sitting.
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We did it joe
November 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
We did it joe
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*whispers* I thought we weren't supposed to talk about Fight Club
Chuck Schumer Faces Pushback From a ‘Fight Club’ of Senate Democrats
www.nytimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
*whispers* I thought we weren't supposed to talk about Fight Club
Reminder to everyone cooking the bird this year to take out your turkey and start defrosting it.
No, really.
No, really.
61 "Turkey"
YouTube video by Brian Baker - Sprint TV Commercials
www.youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Reminder to everyone cooking the bird this year to take out your turkey and start defrosting it.
No, really.
No, really.
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Anyway please enjoy this pumpkin I saw yesterday
November 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Anyway please enjoy this pumpkin I saw yesterday
Do we think that Pope Leo keeps a spare chalice in the freezer to get nice and frosty, just for occasions like this
November 19, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Do we think that Pope Leo keeps a spare chalice in the freezer to get nice and frosty, just for occasions like this
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This is one of the worst, most horrifying exposures we have ever seen. It is hard to overstate how bad the things that people are using tools like for are, and it's insane to pretend like these tools are anything other than nonconsensual porn machines
www.404media.co/ai-porn-secr...
www.404media.co/ai-porn-secr...
Massive Leak Shows Erotic Chatbot Users Turned Women’s Yearbook Pictures Into AI Porn
Chatbot roleplay and image generator platform SecretDesires.ai left cloud storage containers of nearly two million of images and videos exposed, including photos and full names of women from social me...
www.404media.co
November 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM
This is one of the worst, most horrifying exposures we have ever seen. It is hard to overstate how bad the things that people are using tools like for are, and it's insane to pretend like these tools are anything other than nonconsensual porn machines
www.404media.co/ai-porn-secr...
www.404media.co/ai-porn-secr...
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In normaler times, this is front page, above the fold, all caps behavior by an American president
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 5:57 PM
In normaler times, this is front page, above the fold, all caps behavior by an American president
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AI will save society (as long as there’s not a cloudflare outage that day) www.usatoday.com/story/tech/2...
Is X down? Cloudflare outage impacts ChatGPT, Spotify, more websites
Some websites were down as part of an outage with Cloudflare, an internet infrastructure platform.
www.usatoday.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:54 PM
AI will save society (as long as there’s not a cloudflare outage that day) www.usatoday.com/story/tech/2...
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Me and who though
Btw about this from Lizza's reply: Olivia and I lived together for 4+ years (4 b'days, 4 Xmases, 4 anniversaries). That's like $1250 of jewelry per celebration. And her apartment was a writing studio. And I made an f-ton then. What was I supposed to do? Get her a lot of Gift Certificates from Kmart?
November 18, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Me and who though
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🚨 WHY THIS STARBUCKS STRIKE IS DIFFERENT - @kimkelly.bsky.social
Reporting on the ground from the Red Cup Rally in Philly, Kim Kelly breaks down why this strike is so important & how it's different from other collective actions @sbworkersunited.org have taken against Starbucks.
@therealnews.com
Reporting on the ground from the Red Cup Rally in Philly, Kim Kelly breaks down why this strike is so important & how it's different from other collective actions @sbworkersunited.org have taken against Starbucks.
@therealnews.com
November 17, 2025 at 4:14 PM
🚨 WHY THIS STARBUCKS STRIKE IS DIFFERENT - @kimkelly.bsky.social
Reporting on the ground from the Red Cup Rally in Philly, Kim Kelly breaks down why this strike is so important & how it's different from other collective actions @sbworkersunited.org have taken against Starbucks.
@therealnews.com
Reporting on the ground from the Red Cup Rally in Philly, Kim Kelly breaks down why this strike is so important & how it's different from other collective actions @sbworkersunited.org have taken against Starbucks.
@therealnews.com
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Don't do any of this.
November 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Don't do any of this.
Back in my day, the VP just shot a guy
Police officer in critical condition after crash while supporting Vance's motorcade
Two law enforcement vehicles have crashed in Tennessee while supporting a motorcade for Vice President JD Vance, and authorities say a police officer is in critical condition.
apnews.com
November 15, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Back in my day, the VP just shot a guy
I texted Jesus but he responded "heyyyy"
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
People can text with Jesus on a controversial new app. How does it work?
Artificial intelligence app Text With Jesus lets users chat with biblical figures and it is raising debate over faith and technology.
on.nbc10.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I texted Jesus but he responded "heyyyy"
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Somewhere out there someone who’s the best at what they do is terrified that they have imposter syndrome while a bunch of barely literate pedophiles are very calmly running the world
November 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Somewhere out there someone who’s the best at what they do is terrified that they have imposter syndrome while a bunch of barely literate pedophiles are very calmly running the world
November 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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this is the worst night of my life
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
this is the worst night of my life
My friend is throwing herself a conspiracy theory-themed birthday party, and I just got a button maker.
Which conspiracies do I need to add to the batch?
Which conspiracies do I need to add to the batch?
November 12, 2025 at 12:35 AM
My friend is throwing herself a conspiracy theory-themed birthday party, and I just got a button maker.
Which conspiracies do I need to add to the batch?
Which conspiracies do I need to add to the batch?
The yearly tradition of "am I having a stroke or did someone kick the thermostat up"
ahhh the burnt toast smell of turning on your heater for the first time
a doll with blue eyes and a chef 's hat
ALT: a doll with blue eyes and a chef 's hat
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
The yearly tradition of "am I having a stroke or did someone kick the thermostat up"