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Alanná Celeste 💎
@alannag.bsky.social
Artist, Music Maker, Writer, & Champion of Compassion & Authenticity ✨️

2/4 Projector in Human Design
Curious Nerd 🤓
📍Flavortown, OH


Alumna: U of Dayton | Alfred U | IBO
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Ask and you shall receive 👸🏾
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According to a new study, members of Congressional leadership perform 47% better in stock market trades than their rank-and-file peers, thanks to access to nonpublic information.

Today would be a great day to ban ALL elected officials from trading stock, don't you think?
December 5, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Has anyone started a class-action lawsuit against Zillow for perpetuating the "housing crisis" yet?
December 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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And day to day, life's a hard job, you get tired, you lose the pattern. You need distance, interval. The way to see how beautiful the earth is, is to see it as the moon. The way to see how beautiful life is, is from the vantage point of death.
December 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Just realised I made exactly this point not too long ago in a Collimateur debate: if the US wants to become more like other countries, it will lose some of the exceptional advantages that come from being exceptional. I don’t think the people in power are really taking that into consideration. 👇
Car en effet, comme le pointe @rikefranke.bsky.social, quand on décide de cesser d'être la puissance dominante de la planète pour arrêter de se prendre la tête et faire des économies, on sait certainement ce qu'on y gagne — mais visiblement moins ce qu'on y perd.

(en tout cas pour eux)
December 5, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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In other words, there’s no need to panic if the rich don’t get their way.
December 5, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Someone PLEASE give me the best caption for this look my dog is giving me.

Lmaoooo!
December 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Volunteers cleanup the equivalent of the weight of a T-Rex in November with their nearly 950 hours of service to our community. Thank you so much for helping keep Columbus beautiful!
December 5, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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❤️ MELIA needs a quiet adult only home. No dogs. she guards her food & toys. So she needs someone who is experienced to help/ train her. Shes sweet, loving and will be your loyal best friend. Be her hero ❤️🥺❤️

🏠Hempstead Animal Shelter
☎️(516) 785-5220
📍3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
December 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Wild how cities would rather have buildings with boarded up windows left to be empty neglected eyesores by the LLCs that own them instead of thriving small economies and communities.
December 3, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Ask the nerds- I mean teachers in your life questions 💛
while making some tea i remembered a substitute Physics teacher we had at school for a bit who'd end every lesson with a general "do you have any questions?" segment and one person asked why when you forget to boil a kettle you can tell by the sound because hot and cold water sound different
December 4, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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this feels like another iteration of the "what if I give a homeless man money and he buys booze" thing. So then he bought booze, so what, you are not his personal life coach. You did your bit now go live your life.
Balancing "no person with a disability should be denied accommodations" with "it's important to discourage non-disabled people from pretending to be disabled to take advantage of these accommodations" is really difficult and I don't have a great answer for what anyone should do about it.
December 3, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I want to be a smiling ray of sunshine so bad but I live in the USA 😮‍💨
December 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Wild how cities would rather have buildings with boarded up windows left to be empty neglected eyesores by the LLCs that own them instead of thriving small economies and communities.
December 3, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Columbus, your public transportation is a tragedeigh
December 3, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Time to share another Miss Machete Favorite:
Lifeforce (1985)

A space mission stumbles on a strange ship, and the figures on board get brought to Earth. Vampire-like aliens are unleashed on the world.

Energy zombies, naked ladies murdering, Sir Patrick Stewart is there.
Who else loves this movie?
December 3, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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$1005/1400 URGENT! I dont wanna lose my car. Without it I cant care for my Mom, 2 dogs Bella/Chungus. Every post brings me closer, thank you ALL SO MUCH! Please help/share❤️‍🩹 #gfm #black #disabled #mutualaid #BIPOCMA #emergency #blacksky #paypal #cashapp #help
Cashapp: $BookofEli2018
PayPal: BookofEli
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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White People benefit heavily from #MutualAid and we all know why

This is why it's so important that we take Black and Indigenous Mutual Aid Fundings with the most relentless amounts of dedication

Drop your Mutual Aid Link if you're a Non-White looking for some assistance
a group of people holding a heart that says collective care on it
Alt: a group of people holding a heart that says collective care on it
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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2025 has been forcing me to grow by asking for help 😩

I need help raising funds to get my license back so I can make a living wage

gofund.me/16473201
July 25, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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Being annoyed with the body for having needs is so neurodivergent-coded
August 10, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Drop something Green 💚💚
September 12, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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First Snow❄️
November 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Shay's Wed Ness Day #MutualAid thread:

How is it that so many people live off the Government yet the Government decides they don't need us like they thought they did anymore?

We all we got y'all!

#FundSky #HelpSky #HelpFolksLive2025 #HumpDay #DonateAndShare
December 3, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Found the cover of my mix-tape
December 1, 2025 at 8:32 PM