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Alison B

@akbea.bsky.social

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I twist other people's words for money. http://rewritten.uk Anything pre-July 2023 is imported from Twitter; I don't have a time machine. Not that I'd tell you about, anyway.

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Alison B @akbea.bsky.social · Apr 17

TFW you're a British tourist in the EU and the buildings are giving you the disapproving side-eye.

A building on the River Arno in central Florence that looks like a big old grumpy face with a white nose, a red mouth and a green moustache.

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Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 2h

Whenever you think he's nazi'd as hard as any one person can possibly nazi, he just nazis harder.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2h

Stephen Miller: "The scandal is how Democrats & the left scarred the landscape of our country w/grotesque so-called modern art that celebrates ugliness ... very importantly, President Trump is making sure it's in the neo-classical design around which our nation's architecture has long been directed"

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Alison B @akbea.bsky.social · 6h

The word you're looking for is 'unequivocal'. HTH.

The New York Times @nytimes.com · 6h

Though excellent panettone can be transcendent and nearly impossible to stop eating, many versions are just okay. After tasting 15 panettone of various styles, our Wirecutter writer found his unanimous favorite. nyti.ms/3L1V7qn

"The bread hails from Arzignano, Italy, but tastes as fresh and moist as if it had been crafted by a local bakery." - Michael Sullivan on the best panettone

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Alice Campos @ok-sure.bsky.social · 10h

Open the page. Scroll down to the timeline. Go through the timeline.

It’s… shocking

The White House Building

Every president since John Adams has occupied the White House, and the history of this building extends far beyond the construction of its walls. From the Ground Floor Corridor rooms, transformed from...

www.whitehouse.gov

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Alison B @akbea.bsky.social · 1d

Fuckingham Palace.

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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 5d

Roblox

Henry Dyer @direthoughts.com · 5d

sort of curious to know what video games the disgraced royal is playing. is he a big paradox guy or is he just putting 100s of hours into romance visual novels

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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 5d

C'est le mauvais pantalon, Gromit!
Et ils ont mal tourné !

Feathers McGraw ascending the Louvre pyramid on an unconscious Wallace wearing the Wrong Trousers

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Alison B @akbea.bsky.social · 5d

Play That Goes Wrong. Enjoy!

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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 5d

Renowned cryptologist Robert Langdon waited by his phone. Surely, the French authorities would call him, a renowned cryptologist, to solve this mystery he thought in italics.

Louvre museum in Paris closed after robbery, French minister says - live updates

France's Culture Minister Rachida Dati said the incident happened as the museum opened this morning.

www.bbc.co.uk

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Julie Irwin @jdirwinbooks.bsky.social · 6d

New to the middle aisle.

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Full Fact @fullfact.org · 9d

Google has ended its support for Full Fact.

Our fact checks are free to read but not to produce. Support independent, impartial fact checking today: donate.fullfact.org/july-rg-ask?...

Google has ended its support for Full Fact. These are critical times for anyone committed to the fight against misinformation.

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Alison B @akbea.bsky.social · 8d

God, they're like buses, aren't they? You wait for a day and then four turn up one after the other.

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Clay Ranck @clayranck.bsky.social · 10d

Trump playing up his bullet dodging skills at the Charlie Kirk memorial is really beyond parody.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10d

Trump at the Charlie Kirk memorial event: "They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents, and me. But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn't believe it, actually."

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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 10d

Confirmed, the "Gaza peace deal" was the same deal offered to Netanyahu and the US repeatdly, but it was turned down by Israel because they wanted to gift Trump (Israeli asset) a perceived victory at the expense of the Israeli hostages and Gaza population.