A.K. Allen
@akallen.blacksky.app
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Aspiring novelist IT dude Dad Socialist Thought I was gonna make this my alt, but pretty sure this is my main from now on. IYKYK.
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Some people will really piss directly into the wind instead of going to therapy.
White liberals: "Democracy depends on our willingness to debate the issues and listen to opposing viewpoints!"

The opposing viewpoint:
Blacksky discourse on a friday night: "Block those assholes, show me ya bootyhole!"
The gate exists for a REASON.
Who's your favorite Jedi? (Wrong answers only)
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Hi. There is an influx of government sites and I’m gonna use what little clout I have

To say

Don’t bait them.

pay them DUST.

Commit to boosting coverage of what they do, centering the voices of who they target .

In fact start muting folks who over antagonize them
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About to?

Buddy, this is the part of Captain America: The Winter Soldier where you find out SHIELD was HYDRA the whole time.
Bluesky is about to become BlueX isnt it?
Might as well save your breath. They’re in on it.
I assume that 90% of the time when you "finish" a water bottle or a coke there's still like 2 or 3 ounces in the bottle when you throw it out.
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The government heard y'all were talking about bootyholes and rushed right over. Coincidence I think not.
Accept No Substitutes!
Bootyholes, math, kittens, and end of world politics.

✨B L A C K S K Y✨
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They are arriving because of the mass mobilizations and they have figured out that Twitter isn't going to be the main space to monitor activity.
I assume that you are a person with little or no poker face, especially in social situations.
I took 20 seconds to scroll to see if it was as bad as I expected (it was) and then blocked.

So 15 seconds slower than the time I blocker JD Vance.
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white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly

bsky.app/profile/did:...
Bonus points for the fact that we're in low key space race again with an emerging communist superpower that very pointedly DOES NOT hire Nazis. All while actively resegregating the military.

If and when Elon proposes a weaponized Falcon 9 to drop warheads on London, I will fucking die laughing.
You really don't find it itonic, the absolute symmetry of the fact that ONCE AGAIN the only way America can pull off a moon landing is by hiring a Nazi to build a giant rocket?

I mean maybe Musk is just an ASPIRING Nazi, but it's funny as hell that we've managed to come full circle.
What if most straight people weren't actually straight?

What if sexual orientation isn't a binary concept and most straight people are actually bi with a strong hetero leaning?

What if the person they're really trying to prove their straightness to is THEMSELVES?
Being straight isn’t an issue. The issue is the constant need to prove how straight you are. Which tends to veer right into homophobia.

As an Arnold Palmer, I’ve NEVER felt the need to prove that I was Bi. I just am.

It’s almost as if most straight people don’t believe they’re straight! 🤷🏾‍♀️
"The law, in its infinite fairness, prohibits both the rich and the homeless from sleeping under bridges."
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On the topic of masculinity/male gender roles, one of my favorite things to do is to turn it on itself. Like, as a man why are you letting other men dictate your identity? You still looking for validation from dad at your big age? How you a player 2 ass nigga in real life?
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To illustrate what I mean, among many, many examples, this is what the opposite of a tangible, easy to understand policy proposal looks like:
If you didn't tell me this was WSJ, I'd swear it was The Onion.
Feeling dehydrated? This quenched my thirst. www.wsj.com/us-news/zohr...
Your crush is on a MISSION.
It's not like they had your backs the LAST time you did...