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Andrew Jordan
@ajordanxiii.bsky.social
Former creative designer, photographer. Certified master cocksman. 50% caffeine 50% awesome and 100% sarcastic. I enjoy videogames for reasons and I've been called the Temu Pedro Pascal. Sometimes a play pretend for people.
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I know we have all left the bad place but, never forget your roots.
I was given the term Emotional Support European by a couple of friends over the years and today learned that one of my friends has emotional support titties and now I feel like I need to up my game, if they're supporting their friends with that kind of conviction I need to do better for my friends.
November 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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“YEAH”
“WHOA-HO”
“OOH-HOO-HOOO”
“that’s the way to cut a cake”
November 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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In our latest Deep Dive interview, we sit down with original Outlaws level designer Kevin Schmitt to learn more about his work on Outlaws, working at LucasArts in the 90s, approach to level design, advice to new developers, and more! 🤠

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nXI...
Kevin Schmitt on Designing Levels for Outlaws | Deep Dive
YouTube video by Nightdive Studios
www.youtube.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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We're doing something very special today during my stream: raising money for @play.breakthrought1d.org to fight type 1 diabetes, which my little sister Alana lives with!

News, then Fortnite, and for every donation I get, I'll blind eat a piece of leftover Halloween candy.

twitch.tv/alyssamerc
November 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Halo Infinite/Fortnite gameplay now
We're doing something very special today during my stream: raising money for @play.breakthrought1d.org to fight type 1 diabetes, which my little sister Alana lives with!

News, then Fortnite, and for every donation I get, I'll blind eat a piece of leftover Halloween candy.

twitch.tv/alyssamerc
November 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Hey so, today is my last day at Crystal Dynamics apparently. I joined the company in 2018 to work on Marvel's Avengers and it's been the longest (and best) job I've ever had. It now means I'm looking for work, so if you know of any senior writer/narrative designer positions please send them my way.
November 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Vampire Survivors VR is now available in a surprise shadowdrop on Quest, which uses a 3D diorama approach with a resizable board.

Details here: www.uploadvr.com/vampire-surv...
November 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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We are live playing CONTROL!

Tune into our final stream now, on Twitch and YouTube with Principal Writer, Clay Murphy.

Join our stream series Remedy Games now:
💜 https://twitch.tv/remedygames
❤️ https://youtube.com/live/E57mYKdH_5k?feature=share

#RMD30
November 13, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I think the new Steam Machine given its spec etc could be a real winner as it should hopefully be a little cheaper than the more powerful current gen consoles and has the benefit of no payment required for online access to games and the steam library at its disposal.
November 13, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Definitely making more soup later to keep the brain demons quiet.
November 13, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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don't even invite me to the call if you're going to mention ai.
you're just going to ruin my day and i will make sure it's mutual.
November 12, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Cool, still alive I guess.
November 13, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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'... a way to “to support members in proactively designing their growth direction and embarking on new challenges both inside and outside the company amid the era of AI transformation.”'

Jump in the lake, or what remains of it.
November 13, 2025 at 8:27 AM
My friend sent me a game about Dogs in heaven and it has already wrecked me twice. I'm into it.
November 13, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Lower Decks is pretty fun.
November 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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SAG-AFTRA stands in solidarity with the Condé United and NewsGuild of New York union members who were retaliated against for questioning the closure of Teen Vogue.
November 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
In the year of our lord 2025 I actively want a CoD game.

Send me an old priest and a young priest as soon as possible please.
November 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I am not a CoD person, haven't been since playing the original MW(2007) but I dipped into MW3 in the recent trilogy for the zombies mode but that's about it. But the new Endgame mode in BO6 actually looks really fun for quick sessions with friends. How dare you give me fomo for a CoD game, rude.
November 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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I went to meet the 'Rockstar 31', the developers who were suddenly fired from their work on GTA 6 for what the studio has described as gross misconduct.

That's not what the workers call it though. They have another couple of words they prefer to use: union busting.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9nO...
The Rockstar Workers Fired Before They Could Finish GTA 6
YouTube video by People Make Games
www.youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:43 PM
In case you were wondering, yes I did just annihilate my elbow on my bathroom sink while applying moisturizer, thanks for asking.
November 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Five years since its first flight… the Great Ursee stirs once more.

The Falconeer: Revolution Remaster - rebuilt, reimagined, reborn.

Soar through remastered skies, witness the infinite world of Tomas Sala elevated to new heights, and rediscover the beauty of flight.
November 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I'm not a CoD person but this sounds really fun and I hope Dice can muster something similar with the new Red Sec map, that would be fantastic. Maybe someone can make a portal version.
November 12, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Still alive I guess.
November 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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If GenAI was truly “inevitable” and “the future,” you wouldn’t have rich executives putting out statements like this again and again. They know how unpopular it is (even as they’re ignorant of it crumbling around them), and keep trying to browbeat us into accepting it. They won’t succeed.
November 12, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Do yourself a favour and go watch @parallaxstella.bsky.social video about ethical usage of ai with regards to a recently well received game. Far more succinct than all my rants about it honestly. youtu.be/8fVIkOXgd8Y?...
Why AI Voices in Arc Raiders is a Problem
YouTube video by ParallaxStella
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 12:41 PM