Adrian Garro
@adriangarro.bsky.social
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⚾ & 🎶. MLB.com Content Producer/reporter, RockCellarMagazine.com editor/writer, cat dad. Formerly of MLB's Cut4, FOXSports.
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Me: Do you claim any credit (or blame) for the proliferation of artificial intelligence from some lyrics in “It’s All About the Pentiums”?

@alyankovic.bsky.social: I did not. Don’t blame that on me. I get enough confusion because my name looks like AI on the internet.
"Weird Al" Yankovic: Still 'Bigger & Weirder' Than Ever (Interview)
Out on the 'Bigger & Weirder' tour, "Weird Al" Yankovic chats about his biggest tour in years, artificial intelligence, pop culture trends and more.
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An escape room but you only get out if you score more than one (1) run off a Dodgers starter in October
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Ahh yes. October baseball!
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Me when the cats yelp for food seven minutes after dinner is served
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I don't know how they do it, but they've done it again. Horizons/West may be among my favorite things Thrice has done yet (and that's saying a lot). 'Albatross' is it.
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That was a quintessential “this postseason heartbreak will haunt me for decades” game if I were a lifelong Brewers fan
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Baseball!
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Max Muncy's "GIDP" fly ball (404 feet) traveled more than 40 feet farther than Freddie Freeman's home run (362 feet).
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Ahh yes. October baseball!
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One of the things I love about postseason baseball is when the home team is down late in crushing fashion and happy pump-up music blares throughout the somber ballpark. Such a bizarro world circumstance.
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Aw, pretty cool that Josh Naylor’s newborn is already in the ALCS
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Had a wild fever dream about a 15-inning baseball game where fans wore shoes on their heads
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usually takes more than one game to learn that. your wife is a prodigy.
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This is the first baseball game my wife has ever seen and she now believes this is a sport about eternal punishment
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“Mr Rimmington said his diet and lifestyle had improved since the incident a year ago and his advice was ‘Haribo in moderation’.”

15/10, no notes
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I also do not recall the any of The Streak games from the 2002 A’s involving home games at Dodger Stadium
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Dillon Dingler
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*reading a post that’s just a man’s name with no other context* ah this must be about baseball
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One of my favorite embellishments in Moneyball (among many) is I definitely don’t recall huge banners for Jason Isringhausen and Johnny Damon on the concrete walls of the Coliseum
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ADAM AMIN: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
ADAM AMIN: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
ADAM AMIN: oh god yes
AJ PIERZYNSKI: shoulda bunted
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When will my husband return from the Mariner’s game
Oil painting of a woman waiting by the sea
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My current operating theory is that someone must’ve hired an Etsy witch on behalf of the Tigers and they and the Mariners’ Etsy witch are just doing dueling hexes on each other and therefore we are going to be watching this game until the heat death of the universe.
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Mariners fans knew it just had to be like this, there's just no way it would follow *any* other plan.
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Tigers vs. Mariners, Game 5
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Checks in on the baseball
Justin Klugh
@justin_klugh
JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes
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A country singer I’ve never heard if but plays sold-out arenas on the regular