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Lumpy MD @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · 15h

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Lumpy MD @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · 1d

This is the first baseball game my wife has ever seen and she now believes this is a sport about eternal punishment

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Lumpy MD @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · 1d

This is the first baseball game my wife has ever seen and she now believes this is a sport about eternal punishment

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Lumpy MD @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · 3d

Manifesting LVEF <20%, not a candidate for LVAD

Lumpy MD @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · 5d

Some french guy apparently forgot how to use adjectives and decided to call a skin condition "fungus-like fungal growth" and now we all call a cutaneous T cell lymphoma mycosis fungoides.

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · Sep 8

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

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Nathan Edwards @grackle.space · 20d

dudes rock

Tumblr post from every-lemon
Sep 8

so my spouse is part of a weirdly intense but mostly benign men's workout group that meets at like, 5:30am outside every day, even in winter. they do a lot of burpees and lugging cinder blocks up hills and stuff.
they take turns leading the workouts and tomorrow is his turn. I asked what he was planning. he handed me a sheet of William Carlos William poems from a large stack he'd printed.
I said "what" and he explained, helpfully, "it's a William Carlos William themed workout." I asked what inspired it and he said "l've been planning this for months."

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every-lemon
Sep 9
it was a smash hit.
a dozen guys showed up (more than usual). spouse brought a red wheelbarrow and they took turns bringing cinder blocks up the hill with it. then they broke up in teams and did a relay with an "icebox" (cooler filled with 40lbs of ice). at the end he opened the cooler to reveal it was full of beach plum lacroix and all the guys cheered. they drank sparkling water as he read 'approach of winter' out loud.
he was home by 6:30am.

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Lumpy MD @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · 21d

I get 250 mg of adrenochrome every time I tell someone a chronic Lyme transdimensional parasite is actually just a wool fiber.

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Lumpy MD @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · 21d

I do genuinely meet patients who believe that diagnosing prurigo nodularis is a coverup for Morgellon's so it's only a matter of time.

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Lumpy MD @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · 21d

Tradwives, red scare era politics, skyrocketing grocery costs. Jello-o has been playing the long game and their time has come once again.

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Lumpy MD @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · 23d

I mean the right wing media ecosystem is now so comprehensive that most people consuming it have no chance of being exposed to any form of fact checking now. They're aware of lies like fish are aware of water.

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 24d

What a relief that we've spent the past decade wringing our hands about censorious leftist college students

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Lumpy MD @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · 24d

We should have sent every gamergater to a reeducation camp when we had the chance.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 25d

i’m a believer in ineffective altruism. i think that everyone in america should be issued a vga to s-video cable adapter and a bale of hay

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Lumpy MD @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · 27d

It feels just great to be surrounded by people who silently but obviously think I'm a rube for not wanting to do botox and fillers for a living.

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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · Sep 12

My 2yo tried fish sticks before she ever tried chicken nuggets, so she calls chicken nuggets “chicken fish sticks.” Today this food product entered our home and does anyone have contact info for Baudrillard

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Lumpy MD @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · 29d

Did you at least get the yard toilet shipped over?

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Lumpy MD @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · Sep 12

The ending is wild. Just an absolute barn burner. Like reading a Bosch painting.

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Lumpy MD @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · Sep 12

Even better, he's almost certainly named after Joseph Smith's bodyguard who tried to assassinate the Governor of Missouri.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · Sep 10

Glenn Beck’s media outlet The Blaze just gave an interview last month to the person who killed the politicians in Minnesota

Blaze Media
https://www.theblaze.com
Exclusive: Assassination suspect Vance
Boelter tells STUNNING inside ...
Aug 12, 2025 - Vance Luther Boelter told Blaze News he shot at Sen. John Hoffman and his wife only after they laid hands on him and his shooting arm.

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Lumpy MD @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · Sep 9

I need the ending to stretch out over at least 12 songs and 17 costume changes

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Lumpy MD @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · Sep 8

This will provide us all with a collective interest in the textile industry, exactly as Marx intended.

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Lumpy MD @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · Sep 8

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Lumpy MD @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · Sep 8

Showing a jpeg of the blind spot of a lifted Ford Raptor to a confused Robert Moses before pushing him onto the tracks of the LIRR

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Lumpy MD @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · Sep 7

And there are still attendings who I hear whining about the Bell Commission. Hell our medical director openly complained about it at orientation when he was telling us how grateful we should be that we can't have a union.

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