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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦

@acciostickthing.bsky.social

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Y'all know me, I'm a stereotypical white girl. I'll not likely to even read DMs, so...I guess you can waste your time, but I wouldn't.

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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 1h

Dude won't even put a plaque up to honor them.

🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 1h

Why is anyone taking Enten seriously? He just takes the most extreme position and pretends it doesn't contradict what he said just yesterday.

🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 1h

Which church? There's multiple Christian denominations alone.

Nancy's grifting MAGA one? Cause that tracks.

🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 1h

Y'all won't even hang a plaque for them. Literally the least it could do.

🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 1h

Like she doesn't know who she married and stays with.

Your husband literally is killing children Cheryl. You share guilt by enabling him.

🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 2h

Everyone knows having good healthy teeth is a mark of Satan!

🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 17h

The only thing these people are actually good at is whining.

🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 18h

I mean Kellyanne doesn't have friends, so that's not really a brag, more of a sad commentary on her life.

🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 18h

They scheduled giving him a medal for literally nothing, so they're doing one more to pretend like anyone still cares.

🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 18h

"I was smart enough to turn so I survived getting shot at. I guess Charlie was too slow!"

-Trump memorializing Charlie Kirk and for some reason Erika Kirk will be fine with it

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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 18h

It's gonna be lit! Her dancing followed by a dramatic reading of Nancy Mace's newest anti-trans manifesto by the author herself!

We cap it off with Lauren Boebert "Beetlejuicing" her main squeeze Middle Aged Rock live on stage while he plays a song no one will remember!:

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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 18h

Someone that people voted into Congress for some reason.

🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 18h

Okay legitimately that makes me feel gross.

Like the pictures he took with his daughter when she was 14.

🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 18h

Time gave him a completely undeserved glowing cover and he STILL isn't happy because it turns out he's ugly and there's nothing they can do about that.

Putin has to be amazed how easily this idiot can be molded.

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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 18h

Silly. Thinking they'll ever have to answer that question.

Pretty hilarious that he took one of the few wins he's had and squandered it in less than 24 hrs though.

🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 20h

He'll find a new one flimsy as the last (my guess is he can't cause there's a shutdown!)

He REALLY does not want those files out and will put it off as long as he possibly can.

🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 22h

That tracks.

🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 22h

Come on he just had a "TOTALLY NORMAL 2ND SECOND ANNUAL PHYSICAL TO PROVE HE'S SUPER HEALTHY!!"

🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 22h

He just had an "annual" (or the second time) physical.

They probably told him to get his affairs in order and now he's coming to grips with his mortality and the fact that he's DEFINITELY hell bound.

🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 22h

Funnily enough Mike, we already figured that out.

🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 23h

"What's the schedule today?"

"We have an award ceremony for Charlie Kirk."

"What we're still doing that?"

"Yeah we jotted it down when people still cared."

🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 23h

Lil is the one of only ones with a conscience. His is really bothering him, but dammit, he's too deep into it now.

🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 23h

Perverted BFF of Epstein continues to perv.

🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 23h

Can he just go already? It's getting ridiculous that his overtaxed organ that clearly wants to give up refuses to.

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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 23h

Love? Mutual disdain.