Abjurer
@abjurer.bsky.social
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Free Worlds League historian, Deep Rock Galactic certified Engineer and Gunner, MannCo Medic, and retired Dagorhir fighter. He/him 🏴
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I'm finally getting around to actually posting some of my mechs. I still have to work on the bases, but I'm happy with how these turned out.

#battletech #mechwarrior #miniaturepainting
As someone else already pointed out: even AI can't make that dipshit mask up properly.
Midrivers in St Charles County had a good turnout too.
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The only king I'll acknowledge
They've been dealing with a lot of floods lately. Although as someone who lives next to the Missouri river, that's not exactly a deal breaker for me.
I can't even tell anymore. Like, the one girl has a weird open-mouthed look on her face, but I don't know if that's AI being shit, or some 8 year old making a silly face.
Wait, someone made a cover of "The Battle of Evermore"? The manifestation of the "LZ always sings about Lord of the Rings" trope?
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heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god
It took me getting "friendzoned" by a woman who was into D&D, Anime, and a bunch of other stuff I was into for me to realize "well... I guess if I'm friendzoned, at least I get a cool friend out of it."

She was the Best Woman at my wedding 10 years later.
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the US government has arrived on bluesky
Finally: a use case for AI that might actually make society better.
i've just been informed that youtube added AI summaries to video suggestions. doesn't that kind of undermine clickbait, which is bad for their business model?

mr beast: can this guy i trapped in a burning building escape in time to win $

summary: no he died and jimmy donaldson has fled the country
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I take it back. After about half an hour browsing, their followers were almost all accounts with no posts and no replies. Should have saved myself the trouble and just blocked the list.
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I suspect the MAGA government decided to launch all these Bluesky accounts tonight to try to bait people in advance of No Kings.

These people have incurable 4chan brain and this is how they operate.

Block them. Do not engage. Do not give them what they want.
Nah, if I block them, then I can't see their follower list. *Those* I block.
These dorks ran out of ideas in the 19th century.
Christian nationalist podcaster Joshua Haymes says Christians must be willing to defend the institution of slavery because the Bible makes it clear that "it is not inherently evil to own another human being." www.peoplefor.org/rightwingwat...
Ah damn. Its going to take *forever* to get that statue up...
Best case scenario: he only told everyone that he's using ChatGPT just to get the weird techbros hanging around the administration off his back.
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dawg we are gonna lose a war because ChatGPT has this guy mobilizing divisions that don't exist and tasking real troops with holding mountain passes and ports an LLM hallucinated
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There are basically only two positions in the debate about cocaine.
1) I don't want to take cocaine. Cocaine sucks.
2) I will suck literally any part of you for some more cocaine.
I'm now wondering if bodega ferrets are a thing. Probably not: the little bastards would be constantly robbing the place.
No kidding: the Democrats have been trying to be Republican Lite for decades now.
Yeah, Vance, but the last time I saw a bunch of kids talking like that was on 4chan back in 2010. I remember what they grew into.
When a fanatic sees their ideology collapsing, they tend to take their families with them, thinking death is the obviously better path.

I'd like to see the elites take themselves out, but that's only their fate if they're actually caught.
A few years ago, I was tinkering with the OBJ files from MW2 so I could 3D print some minis. And *that's* when I finally noticed that none of the individual parts of the Summoner are attached.

Ahhh, 90s gaming. 😆
Going off the assumption that nobody on Bluesky understands sarcasm even with context, having the word "woke" in your profile might have flagged you. Kinda like how DOGE thought articles about the Enola Gay was some DEI nonsense.