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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 22h

ATTN: the recent wave of new bluesky accounts. if you use the word “illegals” to refer to undocumented people I’m going to hit you with my car

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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 21h

Do you like black cherry?

A photo of a blood-soaked room, with a caption at the bottom that reads, "caption this with the 2nd to last text you sent"

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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 21h

Do you like black cherry?

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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 2d

I love hosting, riiiiiiight up until I announce a party, then it's non-stop stress and feeling bad about myself as less than half respond and half of those are "No"s and all the social anxiety comes out. Then a year later I forget and try again

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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 2d

I love hosting, riiiiiiight up until I announce a party, then it's non-stop stress and feeling bad about myself as less than half respond and half of those are "No"s and all the social anxiety comes out. Then a year later I forget and try again

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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 5d

It's the end of an era folks. I'd like to take a moment to thank Fio for 11.5 excellent years (and 90k miles!) of shenanigans and mostly good times.
And now I'd like to introduce the newest member of the team, Kanuka. She's got a bright future in the shenanigans department.

A black Abarth 500 parked in front of a beach cottage on a sunny day

A red GR Corolla with a red bow on top parked under lights next to a car dealership

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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 5d

It's the end of an era folks. I'd like to take a moment to thank Fio for 11.5 excellent years (and 90k miles!) of shenanigans and mostly good times.
And now I'd like to introduce the newest member of the team, Kanuka. She's got a bright future in the shenanigans department.

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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 7d

Man, I hope yesterday's pavement eater wasn't too concussed to miss that banger of a Giants loss 😂

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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 7d

Man, I hope yesterday's pavement eater wasn't too concussed to miss that banger of a Giants loss 😂

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Get Your Words Out! @gywo.bsky.social · 9d

IT'S HERE! The new, revamped GYWO Year-End Marathon sign ups are open! This year we'll have activities here on Bluesky, on Dreamwidth, and Discord! This is open to EVERYONE, both existing GYWO members and non-members, so invite your friends! getyourwordsout.dreamwidth.org/914471.html

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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 8d

I demand this

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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 8d

I'd like to wish a very
**fuck you**
to whoever set off firecrackers for several minutes straight in my neighborhood (possibly in the cemetery!??) on this, the day of No Kings

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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 8d

I'd like to wish a very
**fuck you**
to whoever set off firecrackers for several minutes straight in my neighborhood (possibly in the cemetery!??) on this, the day of No Kings

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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 9d

Good thing I *like* having my forearm bunny kicked

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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · Nov 24

There is power in disdain

Weird art of a frog riding a snail

Text:

Block hard, block often
LET GOD READ THEIR SHIT

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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 9d

Also, I know it's old news but I still miss Hukporti's mutton chops

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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 9d

I really love how the #Knicks sometimes use music from Conan the Barbarian for their mid-game fan promos. Make some buckets for prize money and get hype to one of the best movie soundtracks of all time

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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 9d

I really love how the #Knicks sometimes use music from Conan the Barbarian for their mid-game fan promos. Make some buckets for prize money and get hype to one of the best movie soundtracks of all time

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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 12d

This year's power play better not be a repeat of last year's no-goal nonsense
#NYR #NHL #NYRangers

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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 12d

This year's power play better not be a repeat of last year's no-goal nonsense
#NYR #NHL #NYRangers

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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 14d

That dropped catch 😭

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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 14d

Man this match is stressful 😂
#BANvRSA #CWC25

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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 14d

Man this match is stressful 😂
#BANvRSA #CWC25

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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 14d

Police officers who publicly declare that they’ll quit if a mayoral candidate they dislike wins the election are (1) usually bluffing—sure buddy, toss away that paycheck and pension—and (2) exactly the sort of cops cities would be better off without, ones who don’t see themselves as public servants.

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secondlina // Lord of Crows @secondlina.com · 20d

Bed [1/4]

Cartoon crow looking sad is flying in a wobbly pattern.

As he flies, a strange arch is seen below.

The arch leads is a lighted room, despite it not being attached to a building. The crow is curious about it.

The crow looks into the arch thru its broken window.

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