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Aaaaaaaaron Weight
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Comedy • Media • Eggs Scare Actor: GYPB Fairground Frights Improviser/Director: @ilhimprov.bsky.social Star Voice and producer: Space Twits For all upcoming dates: www.aaronsays.co.uk/comedy ND • he/him • Anti-GenAI • Unkindness will not be tolerated
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Aaaaaaaaron Weight @aaronsays.co.uk · 10d
Lately I've been doing a lot of web design, and it's been going really well, I'm enjoying the work, and so are my clients.

Now I've decided to design another website - for myself.

In the meantime, please check out For The Humans.
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For the Humans.
www.forthehumans.co.uk
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Aaaaaaaaron Weight @aaronsays.co.uk · 4h
According to the group chat today I am a hideous despotic monster who has been maintaining a campaign of fear and exclusion for over a year.

Wednesday, am I right?
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Aaaaaaaaron Weight @aaronsays.co.uk · 2d
Overwhelming sense of dread today.

Shit, am I running on AWS servers too?!
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Aaaaaaaaron Weight @aaronsays.co.uk · 2d
Ah Well Shit
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Jessica Kiang @jessicakiang.bsky.social · 2d
That Louvre heist better have included a 28-minute-long wordless sequence or I swear
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 3d
people playing music/videos on their phone speakers in public is more than just mildly annoying and is instead a leading indicator of the decline of community and empath
zachweinersmith.bsky.social Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 6d
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
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Aaaaaaaaron Weight @aaronsays.co.uk · 3d
Glad I did a costume audit tonight ahead of next week, my main piece has become a bit tight...

I have ordered another!

(Yes, the piece has got tighter. Let me have this delusion please.)
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Aaaaaaaaron Weight @aaronsays.co.uk · 3d
New quintessential taskmaster quote:

"Everything is on purpose"
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Aaaaaaaaron Weight @aaronsays.co.uk · 6d
Update I had a job interview call - so had to try to act sober and serious.

Upside: pretty sure I got the job 😆
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Aaaaaaaaron Weight @aaronsays.co.uk · 6d
Chloe and I are four buzz balls deep. These are good.

Or as she says: "these are fucking lit!!"
a baby wearing a shirt that says " the wildes " drinks from a cup
Alt: a baby wearing a shirt that says " the wildes " drinks from a cup
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Aaaaaaaaron Weight @aaronsays.co.uk · 6d
One of my D&D groups have chosen the party name: Destiny's Mild. 😆
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Aaaaaaaaron Weight @aaronsays.co.uk · 6d
Christ.
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Aaaaaaaaron Weight @aaronsays.co.uk · 6d
Only 42%? Not worth the risk... 😉

(I apologise for kicking off an extremely dull conversation accidentally! x)
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Aaaaaaaaron Weight @aaronsays.co.uk · 6d
The difference was that I was agreeing with someone, whereas Cameron was trying to tell me about how I should feel.

Also, pot kettle much?
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Aaaaaaaaron Weight @aaronsays.co.uk · 6d
In your opinion, yes.
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Aaaaaaaaron Weight @aaronsays.co.uk · 6d
Third.
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Chris Neville-Smith @cns-theatre.bsky.social · 6d
Now, you see, this is why I have zero trust for AI content.

It's getting increasingly obvious that the target audience for AI is bullshitters who want to sound knowledgeable and competent about subjects with zero effort to understand anything.

They're not even trying to hide it now.
Meet Acrobat AI assistant. "You'll sound like an expert in seconds."
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Aaaaaaaaron Weight @aaronsays.co.uk · 6d
I didn't write this, but I do do this.

(Haha, do do)
fesshole.bsky.social fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 7d
Sometimes before starting a task I roll a d20 dice as a skill check to determine how well I'm going to do it.
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Aaaaaaaaron Weight @aaronsays.co.uk · 6d
It relies on the perpetrator having the moral strength to own up and take responsibility for their actions. Farage hasn't a jot of it.
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Aaaaaaaaron Weight @aaronsays.co.uk · 6d
Ahhh I'm sorry to hear that. Yes I'll send you a message now :)
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Aaaaaaaaron Weight @aaronsays.co.uk · 7d
CM: "She champions the erosion of women's rights" oh yes, she certainly does - nice slip there!

We all knew Zack would be paddling upstream but he's doing marvellously.
implausibleblog.bsky.social Farrukh @implausibleblog.bsky.social · 7d
Carole Malone, "Youu can't say what women's rights are because you're not a woman"

Zack Polanski, "You're not trans are you. We can all say you're not that thing so you can't have an opinion" 🔥

"You can still have an opinion from listening to people"
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Aaaaaaaaron Weight @aaronsays.co.uk · 7d
I've just got home from a "full reset" at a head spa.

I don't think I've ever felt so relaxed! Wow.
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Aaaaaaaaron Weight @aaronsays.co.uk · 7d
Well I could, or we're bringing it online within the next few weeks so you could watch it again there and see it play out properly?

What happened that you didn't get to the end??
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Aaaaaaaaron Weight @aaronsays.co.uk · 7d
NEW REVIEW: Christian Dart's GUMSHOE!

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"a chaotic comedy shotgun to the face at point blank, but you won't regret standing in front of the barrel."

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Gumshoe! — Aaron Says
Full disclosure, I've seen this show before. I am a fan of Film Noir, so when I spotted this at Brighton Fringe I had to go see it, and I loved it. Christian invited me to review this new recorded ver...
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Aaaaaaaaron Weight @aaronsays.co.uk · 8d
Finally getting to see this one! Murder at Midnight by @originaltheatre.bsky.social 😀 #Comedy #Thriller #MurderAtMidnight
The flyer for Murder at Midnight in front of the auditorium view of the set - a multilevel modern mansion but there are crime scene markers and police tape wrapped around the outside windows...
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Aaaaaaaaron Weight @aaronsays.co.uk · 8d
Your potential for extending a syllable into a scream is much more valid than mine.