99th Red Balloon
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Fab Five Freddy told me everybody's fly, but I have my doubts
I regret starting a big clean but now I'm too far past the point of no return to just abandon it now
December 18, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I regret starting a big clean but now I'm too far past the point of no return to just abandon it now
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There are no toys in the shelves and I got stiffed on my Christmas bonus on account of tariffs. But at least now I can listen to "Baby, It's Cold Outside" without anybody talking about roofies.
December 18, 2025 at 3:21 PM
There are no toys in the shelves and I got stiffed on my Christmas bonus on account of tariffs. But at least now I can listen to "Baby, It's Cold Outside" without anybody talking about roofies.
Naturally
December 18, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Naturally
Had to watch two John Waters films to prepare me for deep-cleaning the kitchen
December 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Had to watch two John Waters films to prepare me for deep-cleaning the kitchen
The only Bond film I like
The 6th #JamesBond film “ON HER MAJESTY’S SECRET SERVICE” directed by Peter R. Hunt and starring George Lazenby, Diana Rigg, Telly Savalas, and Gabriele Ferzetti premiered at the Odeon Leicester Square in London #OnThisDay in 1969
🎬 Eon Productions
🎞 United Artists
🎬 Eon Productions
🎞 United Artists
December 18, 2025 at 11:38 AM
The only Bond film I like
Spoiler: it's not John Waters
You in a million years would not guess correctly who directed the 90s remake of Christmas in Connecticut.
December 18, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Spoiler: it's not John Waters
Seven feet nine inches??
Fuck me, he must've come out like a snake at birth
Fuck me, he must've come out like a snake at birth
Olivier Rioux, a 7-foot-9 center and the world's tallest teenager, recorded his first collegiate field goal in No. 23 Florida's 102-61 victory against Saint Francis.
World's tallest teen, Florida's Olivier Rioux, delivers emphatic dunk for first college field goal
Olivier Rioux, a 7-foot-9 center and the world’s tallest teenager, recorded his first collegiate field goal in No. 23 Florida's 102-61 victory against Saint Francis.
bit.ly
December 18, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Seven feet nine inches??
Fuck me, he must've come out like a snake at birth
Fuck me, he must've come out like a snake at birth
I'm watching Pink Flamingos in order to recalibrate myself
a drag queen is speaking into a microphone and says filth is my life .
ALT: a drag queen is speaking into a microphone and says filth is my life .
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2025 at 10:37 AM
I'm watching Pink Flamingos in order to recalibrate myself
Uncle Knobhead's back on his shit. Joe Biden's plaque is quite something
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Trump hangs plaques mocking Biden, Obama along White House Colonnade
The plaques include insult and unfounded claims about some of his predecessors.
abcnews.go.com
December 18, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Uncle Knobhead's back on his shit. Joe Biden's plaque is quite something
abcnews.go.com/Politics/tru...
abcnews.go.com/Politics/tru...
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🚨SUPER CHEAP PRICING ALERT!!🚨
Tomorrow's Prices:
19th December
Overnight low ~ 1p
Morning peak ~ 11p
Afternoon low ~ 11p
Evening peak ~ 23p
Tomorrow's Prices:
19th December
Overnight low ~ 1p
Morning peak ~ 11p
Afternoon low ~ 11p
Evening peak ~ 23p
December 18, 2025 at 9:59 AM
🚨SUPER CHEAP PRICING ALERT!!🚨
Tomorrow's Prices:
19th December
Overnight low ~ 1p
Morning peak ~ 11p
Afternoon low ~ 11p
Evening peak ~ 23p
Tomorrow's Prices:
19th December
Overnight low ~ 1p
Morning peak ~ 11p
Afternoon low ~ 11p
Evening peak ~ 23p
Me and my Tori Amos CD have no idea what you're talking about 👀
I used to order loads of CDs off Brittania music. I'd use different names and they used to just keep sending them to my address. I never paid them a penny but built up an amazing collection. I think I may have helped play a part in their eventual bankruptcy.
December 18, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Me and my Tori Amos CD have no idea what you're talking about 👀
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Heroes of Great Britain advent calendar - door 18
December 18, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Heroes of Great Britain advent calendar - door 18
Cumming over and over again
Alan Cumming is to host the BAFTA Film Awards again.
December 18, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Cumming over and over again
Twenty to midnight and the fuckwits next door think it's fine to slam the front door and stomp about
December 17, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Twenty to midnight and the fuckwits next door think it's fine to slam the front door and stomp about
If I go to sleep now, will I wake up at two-hour intervals throughout the night?
FFS
FFS
December 17, 2025 at 11:36 PM
If I go to sleep now, will I wake up at two-hour intervals throughout the night?
FFS
FFS
It's not Christmas without Victoria Wood sticking a mince pie in her eye and Joe Buggersthorpe
December 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
It's not Christmas without Victoria Wood sticking a mince pie in her eye and Joe Buggersthorpe
I have given in and cracked open one of my own personal cheeses
December 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I have given in and cracked open one of my own personal cheeses
I don't know who's setting off fireworks but they can shove 'em up their arses
December 17, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I don't know who's setting off fireworks but they can shove 'em up their arses
Top 3 screen Cleopatras:
• Glenda Jackson
• Amanda Barrie
• Elizabeth Taylor
• Glenda Jackson
• Amanda Barrie
• Elizabeth Taylor
December 17, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Top 3 screen Cleopatras:
• Glenda Jackson
• Amanda Barrie
• Elizabeth Taylor
• Glenda Jackson
• Amanda Barrie
• Elizabeth Taylor
#UniversityChallenge Fuck me, I've got a couple of questions right. Not totally in a coma today
December 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
#UniversityChallenge Fuck me, I've got a couple of questions right. Not totally in a coma today
The chopped chives on #FoodandDrink will fucking choke someone. We need Redditors with planes
December 17, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The chopped chives on #FoodandDrink will fucking choke someone. We need Redditors with planes
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“Lazy Sunday” aired 20 years ago today
December 17, 2025 at 3:51 PM
“Lazy Sunday” aired 20 years ago today
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Nick’s tribute to his dear friend Antony Price who passed away yesterday duranduran.com/2025/nick-on...
December 17, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Nick’s tribute to his dear friend Antony Price who passed away yesterday duranduran.com/2025/nick-on...
Well done to Wigan for living up to their reputation
December 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Well done to Wigan for living up to their reputation