The Artist Formerly Known as 386dx4
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The Artist Formerly Known as 386dx4
@386dx4.bsky.social
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"Twitter... shit, I'm still only in Twitter. Everytime I think I'm gonna log on back in Livejournal... I wanted a social media platform, and for my sins, they gave me one"
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dan quayle was famous for one thing and george w bush just stole it right out from under him. you ask anyone these days "who's that politician who said stuff wrong all the time" and nobody's saying quayle. entire legacy erased
Note that I do not include "functional, assertive players and GM", "minimal expectations of personal grooming", "people you'd be down to hang out in non-TTRPG settings", or "possesses a full understanding of basic TTRPG mechanics"

These are by design and part of Mike's Law
I would like to posit Mike's Law of In-Person Tabletop Gaming.

Not swords & sorcery setting
Mutually agreeable schedule between all players and the GM
Easy to get to/commute to

Choose any two
Is Bloodlines good if you are just meh about vampires
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Imagine if we go the route of Star Trek canon and almost wipe ourselves out but it's Juggalos that invent warp technology and make First Contact and it's just Juggalo Trek from then on out

Garak and Quark are gonna mutually kvetch about Faygo instead of root beer
The ongoing trajectory of the Juggalo redemption arc since I wanna day 2016-2017 through today is the closest I have to hope for our species
Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.
The ongoing trajectory of the Juggalo redemption arc since I wanna day 2016-2017 through today is the closest I have to hope for our species
Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.
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The YTMND/Ebaums War is more culturally impactful and more forgotten than the Korean War
IIRC, AYB and other stuff in its pre-2002 era were still in "internet jokes" or just weird nerd humor. It's the cave paintings to the post-2016 Dadaism.
If you remember the $20,000 Zig, then hopefully you remember the melodramatic live-action interpretive theater All Your Base: vimeo.com/143424181

This was my Rosebud. I lost my CD-R with All Your Base rips many moves ago. I went decades without seeing this. It cannot die with me.
All Your Base Are Belong To Us
This is "All Your Base Are Belong To Us" by Chezedog on Vimeo, the home for high quality videos and the people who love them.
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My car's license plate is literally MOVEZIG
Every single cert exam is some ludicrous pass cutoff, like a 70% or better to pass. I'll fuckin take a 60% to pass if I got 60% of the answers correct, tyvm
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staring at my calendar in outlook and it looks like every level map of Super Mario Bothers
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My mistake, you are correct! I generated the file, but I did not give you a download link — let me go get it for you [pretends to walk down stairs behind couch]
This person is paying OpenAI two hundred dollars a month to have a chatbot gaslight them about making an excel spreadsheet
How comfortable are you with mild mecha/vehicle stuff if we can provide reference photos? Nothing super technical, just "X next to a MiG-23" or "Y on the bridge of the USS Enterprise" or "Z in an A-wing cockpit," stuff like that.
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I started flossing six months before tomorrow's dental appt so they won't know I don't floss
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Who robbed the Louvre? Right answer only
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because that shit is for preps and jocks.