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Very bad at many things. Actually four otters in a trench coat. She/They
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2ofCoins @2ofcoins.bsky.social · Sep 26
Things that have made me nope out of books, movies, songs, fanfiction, and any other type of media I come across: A slow-building thread 🧵
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Words cannot describe how excited I am to try a new tea for 24 days. It's a combo of two of my very favorite things in the whole world: surprises and hot drinks.
Red pyramid-shaped tea Advent calendar displayed against a grey-blue blanket. Box reads "Tea Forte Warming Joy"
November 30, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Gnomes (1/2)
In a comic panel, a figure wearing red boots approaches the blue-and-red figure of the Storm Warden, greeting them. 3 cartoon crows introduce themselves as gnomes to the Storm Warden, as they are wearing boots and hats, proving their gnominess. The crows posing as gnomes ask the Storm Warden to share their shag with them, which they will reward using their super amazing and fantastic poorly defined gnome powers. The Storm Warden points out they they are onviously crows.
November 28, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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I posted this on Twitter many years ago, but I am going to put it here now so I don't have to send traffic to what that site has become. HOW TO PUT ON A DUVET COVER. See 1st reply for the rest of the illustrations.
how to put on a duvet cover ingredients: 1. duvet cover 2. duvet or comforter steps: 1. turn duvet cover inside-out 2. lay cover on bed or floor with opening toward you 3. lay duvet on top of inside-out cover 4. put your arms inside duvet cover opening and reach up to the far corners. 5. Grab the corners of the duvet through the cover, from inside
November 30, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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mementomorty.bsky.social
this is the greatest Christmas movie ever made and if you disagree you're wrong
Gonzo and Rizzo
November 29, 2024 at 3:32 AM
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vaginamuseum.bsky.social
Your cunt-ry needs you! Every £5 donated today will be doubled by an anonymous charitable foundation. These funds keep the Vagina Museum open to the world, providing free education and a *hole* lot of joy to the world www.gofundme.com/f/btscc2
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November 28, 2025 at 2:52 PM
2ofcoins.bsky.social
Things that have surprised me in books, a third slow-growing thread:

(note that I'm including titles, authors, and possible spoilers here)
November 28, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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secondlina.com
Annette is just like me fr.
Comic Part 1/4 - a group of witches is huddled around a teacher showing them how to collect mandrake. The teacher pulls one out, explaining that mandrakes scream and cry when you pull them for their comfortable soil bed, causing a student called Annette to react by saying "it's just like me for real." The teacher then tells Annette to stop relating to potion ingredients. Comic Part 2/4 - a group of witches is huddled around a teacher showing them how to collect mandrake. The teacher pulls one out, explaining that mandrakes scream and cry when you pull them for their comfortable soil bed, causing a student called Annette to react by saying "it's just like me for real." The teacher then tells Annette to stop relating to potion ingredients. Comic Part 3/4 - a group of witches is huddled around a teacher showing them how to collect mandrake. The teacher pulls one out, explaining that mandrakes scream and cry when you pull them for their comfortable soil bed, causing a student called Annette to react by saying "it's just like me for real." The teacher then tells Annette to stop relating to potion ingredients. Comic Part 4/4 - a group of witches is huddled around a teacher showing them how to collect mandrake. The teacher pulls one out, explaining that mandrakes scream and cry when you pull them for their comfortable soil bed, causing a student called Annette to react by saying "it's just like me for real." The teacher then tells Annette to stop relating to potion ingredients.
November 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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mahoukarp.com
bottled sharks 🦈
#sharks #art
Illustration of sharks in bottles. Inside the bottles are zebra shark, hammer shark, whale shark, mako shark, sleeper shark, and another mako shark
November 26, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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secondlina.com
Medieval vibes ✨️
Two drawings, one of a medieval crow, the other of a cartoony crow, are face to face with the caption "time has changed me. But I'm still here." Crow and tit bird are standing on the pole holding up a flag featuring a stylized crow on a field of purple. The crows exclaims "dude, these guys flippin' love me!" The crow now wonders (refering to the flag and people liking him) "is it weird that this makes me want to turn my life around?"
November 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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mahoukarp.com
they protec but they also attac 🔪
#art
illustration of animals with sharp objects shiba is holding a knife cat is holding a knife husky is holding an axe shark is holding a butcher knife goose is holding a katana axolotl is holding an axe mouse is holding a greatsword fox is holding a knife raccoon is holding a knife
November 19, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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mahoukarp.com
lots of orcas 🌊
#art #orcas
Illustration of some orcas, they are swimming happily. Colors used are mainly purple blue and pink
November 22, 2025 at 3:11 AM
2ofcoins.bsky.social
I have to watch a training on effective communication for work today. The presenter is an older white guy who has never actually done the job he's talking about. Go on this journey with me.
November 22, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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squeaky.bsky.social
Witches of Growth and Decay 🌱🍂
November 20, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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mahoukarp.com
pink dragons 🌸🐉
#art #dragon
Illustration of some dragons that are sakura themed. The colors used are mainly pink and blue
November 21, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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@catsofyore.bsky.social

Can you give this a boost to help some poorly kitties? The Society for Abandoned Animals is where I adopted my cats Merlin & Juno from many years ago.

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November 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
2ofcoins.bsky.social
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender.
Picture of Jadzia Dax from Star Trek Deep Space 9 smiling so big that her nose crinkles and her eyes squint up. Text box on the bottom left contains a tumbler post from user sourapplesoda reading "and I think to myself what a wonderful worm"
November 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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mahoukarp.com
Rainbow dragon 🌈🐲
#art #dragons
Illustration of a dragon that is rainbow colored. There are rainbow stripes on the wings. The scales and spikes are also rainbow colored.
November 20, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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secondlina.com
We walk as companions! The popular fox and crow adventuring strip is now available as a print as requested.

Sorry that took me forever to draw. I'm so slow these days when it comes to big illustrations.

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November 16, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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mahoukarp.com
Sharkies 🦈🌊
#art #sharks
Illustration of sharks featuring 1.) Nurse shark which are dubbed as the laziest sharks in the world, they dont really do much lol 2.) Bull shark who is very territorial and like hanging out on tropical coastlines 3.) White shark, they are built like a tank and are the largest predatory shark 4.) Mako shark the fastest shark in the world
November 16, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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mahoukarp.com
Shark things 🦈🌊
#art #sharks
illustrations of some sharks 1.) Whale shark looking inside a window 2.) Mako shark inside bottle 3.) Mako shark inside a ufo abducting a fish 4.) Mako shark hanging on a crescent moon
November 12, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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mahoukarp.com
dragon fruits 🐲🍑🍎🍐🍌
#art #dragons
Illustration of some dragons based on some fruits. Featured are peach, apple, pear, and banana.
November 10, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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findchaos.bsky.social
Clearly, I have a talent for being unclear. 🍄☁️
A 4-Panel Comic. 1st Panel: Caption: "I am bad at context, sometimes:" Two people (K and Stiffler) walking outside. Stiffler is looking over their shoulder and smiling. Dialogue: Stiffler: "Oh, look! A mushroom cloud!" 2nd Panel: K turns around in a panic to see what Stiffler is talking about. Stiffler still looks happy. Dialogue: K: "Holy shit, what?!" 3rd Panel: A view of the cloud, which is simply a small cumulus cloud in the shape of a mushroom. 4th Panel: K covering his face in frustration and relief, Stiffler is cheerfully confused by the reaction. Dialogue: K: "Oh my god, dude..." Stiffler: "What?"
November 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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secondlina.com
Ballet [1/4]
A cartoon crow looks up at a poster for a ballet studio that includes art of 6 ballerinas dancing and a guide of the first 5 ballet feet positions. The crow marvels that humans can glide on the ground as birds do in the sky. The crow decides to try dancing too, following the illustrated poses on the poster. The crow crosses their legs and bounces.
November 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM