2ndEzekiel
@2ndezekiel.bsky.social
Zeke. Any Pronouns. 18+ only.
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December 10, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Babies need a gallon of snake oil to survive a day
I would genuinely love to hear @patstaresat.bsky.social and @wooliewoolz.bsky.social's takes on this, being new parents who have been logging at least a portion of their progress on their podcast. Even through all their struggles they seem to be doing a great job, so clearly there's hope out there.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Babies need a gallon of snake oil to survive a day
Slaughtered Vomit Dolls.
Killing of a Sacred Deer.
Killing of a Sacred Deer.
Never mind movies you’ve watched multiple times, name a movie you’ve watched once and would never watch again.
December 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Slaughtered Vomit Dolls.
Killing of a Sacred Deer.
Killing of a Sacred Deer.
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Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 10 Steam codes for Simogo Legacy Collection from @simogo.com. Giveaway closes on December 6th at 6 PM PT
Game is available now for Nintendo Switch, Nintendo Switch 2, and Steam simogo.com/work/simogol...
Game is available now for Nintendo Switch, Nintendo Switch 2, and Steam simogo.com/work/simogol...
December 2, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 10 Steam codes for Simogo Legacy Collection from @simogo.com. Giveaway closes on December 6th at 6 PM PT
Game is available now for Nintendo Switch, Nintendo Switch 2, and Steam simogo.com/work/simogol...
Game is available now for Nintendo Switch, Nintendo Switch 2, and Steam simogo.com/work/simogol...
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and some how im the villain.
December 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
and some how im the villain.
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Imagine drunk driving this
November 30, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Imagine drunk driving this
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SO... I'm pretty much done with Fortnite. There were statements made by Tim Sweeney saying that AI usage doesn't need to be disclosed, and then AI usage was found all over this current season- from art to sprays to in-game songs. Between that, and the upcoming shitty wizard collab... Yeah, I'm done.
November 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
SO... I'm pretty much done with Fortnite. There were statements made by Tim Sweeney saying that AI usage doesn't need to be disclosed, and then AI usage was found all over this current season- from art to sprays to in-game songs. Between that, and the upcoming shitty wizard collab... Yeah, I'm done.
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Dr. Light: Mega Man, the experimental robots with an expiration date programmed have started an uprising! Who could be behind such a terrifying incident?
The Despicable Dr. Wily:
The Despicable Dr. Wily:
November 29, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Dr. Light: Mega Man, the experimental robots with an expiration date programmed have started an uprising! Who could be behind such a terrifying incident?
The Despicable Dr. Wily:
The Despicable Dr. Wily:
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I admit I was a little scared when the fascists had a good couple weeks of 'UNLESS YOU REND YOUR SHIRT AND WEEP FOR THIS FASCIST PUBLICLY WE'RE GONNA TRY TO GET YOU FIRED' but now his wife's getting raw'd by Vance and he's just AI slop and nobody gives a shit, truly the best outcome for everyone
Charlie Kirk’s legacy within 3 months of his death being totally deep faked into every gif of a human ever is so fucking funny
November 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I admit I was a little scared when the fascists had a good couple weeks of 'UNLESS YOU REND YOUR SHIRT AND WEEP FOR THIS FASCIST PUBLICLY WE'RE GONNA TRY TO GET YOU FIRED' but now his wife's getting raw'd by Vance and he's just AI slop and nobody gives a shit, truly the best outcome for everyone
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saw this in a vision and started dry heaving
November 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
saw this in a vision and started dry heaving
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can't sleep so i went back, threw in opacity fades at the beginning and end, and added subtitles and some other images. probably gonna throw this up on youtube tomorrow because at this point why not, it's a Real Video
November 29, 2025 at 10:53 AM
can't sleep so i went back, threw in opacity fades at the beginning and end, and added subtitles and some other images. probably gonna throw this up on youtube tomorrow because at this point why not, it's a Real Video
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no al bhed rug pull here brudda, my coin's backed by yevon ya? praise be
October 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
no al bhed rug pull here brudda, my coin's backed by yevon ya? praise be
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Jennifer English realizing she's a lesbian and falling in love with one of her mocap directors (Aliona Baranova) over the course of making BG3 and seeing all the queer folks embracing Shadowheart and the impact the game had is genuinely one of the best stories in game production in a long time
Congrats to Jennifer English for winning the Best Lead Performer award at the 2025 #GoldenJoystickAwards!
And her acceptance speech about queer joy was a love letter to @aliona.bsky.social 🥹🌈
And her acceptance speech about queer joy was a love letter to @aliona.bsky.social 🥹🌈
November 21, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Jennifer English realizing she's a lesbian and falling in love with one of her mocap directors (Aliona Baranova) over the course of making BG3 and seeing all the queer folks embracing Shadowheart and the impact the game had is genuinely one of the best stories in game production in a long time
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POV: YOU PLAY 1 ROUND OF CITY TRIAL
November 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
POV: YOU PLAY 1 ROUND OF CITY TRIAL
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from the inventors of cocaine:
black tar heroin
black tar heroin
Vampire Crawlers Trailer www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b6d...
"Deal world-ending combos and blitz through infested dungeons! Vampire Crawlers: The Turbo Wildcard from Vampire Survivors is a casual, turn‑based deckbuilder with roguelite elements."
"Deal world-ending combos and blitz through infested dungeons! Vampire Crawlers: The Turbo Wildcard from Vampire Survivors is a casual, turn‑based deckbuilder with roguelite elements."
November 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
from the inventors of cocaine:
black tar heroin
black tar heroin
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Gomenasai, my name is Rick-Sama.
I'm a 30 year old Kemono Nakama (Animal Friend for you gaijins).
I'm a 30 year old Kemono Nakama (Animal Friend for you gaijins).
November 20, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Gomenasai, my name is Rick-Sama.
I'm a 30 year old Kemono Nakama (Animal Friend for you gaijins).
I'm a 30 year old Kemono Nakama (Animal Friend for you gaijins).
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imagine doing your transformation you got after acquiring understand of yourself and steeling your resolve and then it gives you cunty eyeliner
November 20, 2025 at 12:38 AM
imagine doing your transformation you got after acquiring understand of yourself and steeling your resolve and then it gives you cunty eyeliner
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Woolie is spitting I definitely think about inserting myself into Cloud often.
November 19, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Woolie is spitting I definitely think about inserting myself into Cloud often.
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you can't make me learn what "cloudflare" is. I shouldn't have to know these things. I have a sensitive artistic spirit
November 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
you can't make me learn what "cloudflare" is. I shouldn't have to know these things. I have a sensitive artistic spirit
Variety of Scrapple unique to my Ohio County. The best breakfast meat!
November 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Variety of Scrapple unique to my Ohio County. The best breakfast meat!
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those hitboxes are crazy
November 17, 2025 at 10:33 PM
those hitboxes are crazy
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November 16, 2025 at 12:41 AM
SHORTY CHOSE TO BE WITH A DEMON SOUNDS LIKE HER PROBLEM TO ME.
November 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
SHORTY CHOSE TO BE WITH A DEMON SOUNDS LIKE HER PROBLEM TO ME.