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2b9s.bsky.social
Eden
@2b9s.bsky.social
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washed up grade 9 raider Signalis, Cyberpunk, FFXIV, Disco Elyisum, Project Moon, Horror game enjoyer. Watch and read kaiji. Read Houseki no Kuni. Read Fable. FFXIV: Elyen Hollowflame @ Adamantoise
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the only gender affirming care I need is a spouse that makes $200,000 a year and keeps getting me pregnant
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when you see a big girl with broad shoulders and unshaved legs and shittily applied makeup like she just started doing it for the first time three months ago and a voice like the faggiest bitch on the planet you should be doing this
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got an ad from capital one bank advertising it as a hangout spot and literally ends with calling itself "capital one cafe." i can't believe they literally fucking made this post real
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more opedoto for like minded individuals. their usual dynamic. doto might work hard but her efforts are in vain to the inscrutable power of opera o
Star Driver

9/10
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my kid put this in her magic deck and tries to play it every game so she can say it's me. if i say im not the guy she says what are you sitting on right now. i try to stand up but never fast enough
A: "Okay, but are you LOCKED in?"

B: "No, people are posting armpit porn in the group chat."

A: "I, uh- WHAT????"
There is a noticable lack of reimu in the group chat i fear
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please watch movies and read books and play games and look at art, please view it with your own eyes through a lens you made yourself and not just through video essayists and ending explained videos please im begging you
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A Little Sip Of Coffee For Scolipede Please? A Little Sip Would Not Hurt Scolipede. Please Put Cup On Snout For A Little Sip For Scolipede Just A Little Taste
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that moment when she's yapping passionately
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Easily their funniest game
I said this and then the Louvre got heisted.

coincidence? thoughts?
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I always wondered why France had so many heists but if you can still just put a ladder up to a window on the Louvre in the year 2025 and get away with a big bag full of priceless jewels I guess that solves the mystery
WHY DID YOU HIT ME WITH MISSINGNO
I... I don't know what instant loss is....
What does the question mean