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@zekejw.bsky.social

2.8K followers 760 following 2.4K posts

Half Luxembourgish, half American, whole sad. Visually arresting. Sent from my iPhone My posts… https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4rjfbibuv5ofeghf3dtzg3ht/feed/aaak3flp3jdmg

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zeke @zekejw.bsky.social · Mar 17

Cybertruck on the streets, alone in the sheets.

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zeke @zekejw.bsky.social · 8h

My stripper name is Mastodonk.

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zeke @zekejw.bsky.social · 1d

Not that I’m aware of but anything is possible!

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lemon 🍋 @littlelemontart.being.baby · 1d

“it is what it is” me, while screaming and crying and throwing things

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zeke @zekejw.bsky.social · 1d

Penis! At the Dickso

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braindro @raindro.bsky.social · 1d

life’s a joke when you laugh at everything

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zeke @zekejw.bsky.social · 1d

I just saw a squirrel frolicking in circles around a goose and realized the internet is a pointless waste of time.

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zeke @zekejw.bsky.social · 1d

We may be the normal ones. Mastodon makes me want to rip someone’s hair out.

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zeke @zekejw.bsky.social · 1d

I just followed all. We’re a special bunch.

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Devi 🧙‍♀️✨ @deviwestside.bsky.social · 1d

Heyyy everyone! 👋

I have made a starter pack for those that I have seen say they are staying here and/or are splitting their time here and there

There has been a lot happening so if I missed you and you want to be added, let ya girl know

🫶🖤

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zeke @zekejw.bsky.social · 1d

I think I followed you back. Should go through within the next few minutes or years.

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zeke @zekejw.bsky.social · 1d

It said I’m demanding or making too many requests or something. I don’t understand why we’re doing this to ourselves.

zeke @zekejw.bsky.social · 1d

Ok. I made a Mastodong. Why don’t I have almost 3k followers over there too? So far I’m not into it. Can we take a step back for just a minute?

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zeke (@[email protected])

1 Post, 0 Following, 0 Followers · Half Luxembourgish, half American, whole sad. Visually arresting. Sent from my iPhone

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 1d

i've lost the will for you to live

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Devi 🧙‍♀️✨ @deviwestside.bsky.social · 1d

The barista when I was getting my coffee: I’ll be right with you

Me: no worries

Narrator: there were many worries

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 1d

Not to brag but people who don’t follow me are perfectly content with their lives

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LovelyDeep @midnightviolets.bsky.social · 1d

I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without its motives being questioned

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zeke @zekejw.bsky.social · 2d

Yes, block me harder.

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zeke @zekejw.bsky.social · 2d

Cool.

zeke @zekejw.bsky.social · 2d

My band played a show at a bar the night after one of Green Day’s side projects played there. So basically, Green Day opened for me. At least that’s what I’m telling people.

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zeke @zekejw.bsky.social · 2d

The Cranberries are my go to whenever I get a UTI. Such a good band.

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zeke @zekejw.bsky.social · 2d

Does Iran have a tourism board, and have they used that Flock of Seagulls song yet?

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LovelyDeep @midnightviolets.bsky.social · 3d

turns out, that light at the end of the tunnel - huge fire

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canadian blondii ︎✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social · 6d

you haven’t deleted your account and come back 3 hours later in a while… you good?

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zeke @zekejw.bsky.social · 2d

Fuck yes.