yoman5
@yoman5.bsky.social
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MTG/TFT streamer/writer/commentator. Top 8 GP Milwaukee. [email protected] (he/him)
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EDGE OF ETERNIES DECK DUMP THREAD

50+ decks for Standard, Pioneer, Modern and more!

EOE Deck dump sponsored this time by @powrdragn.bsky.social! He puts out a ton of excellent standard content with an absolutely incredible variety.

Help me show him some love and follow him here and on youtube!
https://www.youtube.com/@PowrDragn
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
thinking about the time a cool Instagram fashion account asked me to name my favorite products and i didn't know i was supposed to name fashion products, so i said pigeon food because i like feeding pigeons and their followers were like "why the fuck do i need pigeon food for my outfit?"
The Instagram account Saint featured me. The first slide says: "Derek Guy - Dieworkwear. Derek Guy is a menswear writer who has written for The New York Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter. He also runs a menswear blog called Die, Workwear" One of the slides showing my favorite products. It's it's a big bag of Hagen pigeon food. The food is fortified with the vitamins and nutrients pigeons need. Instagram user writes: "Why tf do i need pigeon food for my outfit." I replied: "this is what i can afford to eat after spending all my money on clothes ::sad face::"
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armlx.bsky.social
I think there's too many things wrong with Spiderman to blame any one thing on the set's failure, but the thing it feels like it caps off on the heels of MKM/OTJ is you need the majority of your work to be earnest to earn a dose of snark, not the reverse.
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nilejoan.com
it wasn't the impossible to keep up with release schedule

it wasn't pivoting the set from being made for edh to being made for standard

it wasn't making a set too small for limited to be any good

it wasn't having such little faith in the product that we didn't do PT:Spider-Man

it was me, Nile!
steelcitysteph.bsky.social
Ever just... kinda... ever so slightly... feel like people around you might be... possibly... being set up as scapegoats?
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srirachachau.bsky.social
Long story short, an actual Nazi doxxing ring. Enough people reported them that they went away for like 12 hours and then Elon personally brought them back. The site is dead. If you’re still on there, go lock your account right now
knightscrest.bsky.social
what even happened on the other site this time
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antlervel.vet
WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass

WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
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stillman-steve.bsky.social
Attention Magic Players!

I made a video about my PT experience

I was debating whether to make it, so it's not perfect, but I think Pro Tour content of any quality stresses the importance of competitive Magic

Watch at the link below thx :)
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spice8rack.bsky.social
"Did those parasitic YouTubers poison the well of our beloved Spider-Man set before you got a chance to form your own opinion?? Let us know who we can blame - over any internal factors - during our next shareholder meeting!"
dustycupboards.bsky.social
i don't feel like magic set surveys usually have this question and i don't appreciate the implication that content creators, who do so so much for the game, are possibly to blame for a bad set's poor performance. 👎
"to what degree did negative influence commentary impact your perceptions of the spiderman set"
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jasoniltg.bsky.social
I was bored so I wrote a thing. It's very stream of consciousness and maybe not that good content idk.

Also I'm having some technical difficulties updating my website so I instead copied it to a gdoc for now. Much jank, have fun.

docs.google.com/document/d/1...
How to Play Chant Control vs Every Matchup
How to Play Chant Control vs Every Matchup 10/14/2025 JasonILTG I've been in a writing slump for the past 6 months or so, lacking the motivation to write articles even though I've had some ideas, so...
docs.google.com
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dustycupboards.bsky.social
i don't feel like magic set surveys usually have this question and i don't appreciate the implication that content creators, who do so so much for the game, are possibly to blame for a bad set's poor performance. 👎
"to what degree did negative influence commentary impact your perceptions of the spiderman set"
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aurahack.ca
whole thing is a really good read; i screamed out loud when i read this part
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sarahkelly.bsky.social
Just learned about a new stupid thing AI does
A series of Instagram comments: 

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atbashhang 2w
i recently applied to a wendys and the ai chatbot immediately gave me an interview date and time. when i got there they told me "oh we're actually not hiring it just automatically does that"
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atbashhang 2w
in other news i'm now learning how to jailbreak Ilms for no particular reason
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k.aylaeverso.n 2w
@atbashhang that happened to me at olive garden. went in for my interview and they said they would keep my resume on file in case the position opened. fortunately i had another interview right after and wound up working there instead
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bugluvr2003 2w
@atbashhang me with 7-11 except they cancelled it an hour before
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pockifox.png 2w
@atbashhang Bro I used to work at Auntie Anne's and the amount of people I had to turn away because the Al chatbot did the same thing and gave them an interview time when we weren't supposed to take any made me feel bad every time
yoman5.bsky.social
I dunno what I want it to be yet but something I haven't really done in a long, LONG time is practice fundamentals. Like whether that's rudiments or drills or vod reviews or whatever but I haven't put dedicated eat your veggies practice into anything in a long long time if I'm honest with myself
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ramiismail.com
Hey look, Israel broke the cease-fire, twice, in two different ways, within 24 hours - again.
mondoweiss.net
NEW: Israel informed the UN it will permit only 300 aid trucks into Gaza daily, not the 600 mandated by the ceasefire it just signed.
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katie.bzky.team
i am literally never not tapping the "we need to fund public education and open the schools" sign. there is no moment or topic in which the dearth of basic reading comprehension is not a major force preventing any deeper discussion. a lot of people are functionally meat-based LLMs who parrot tokens.
garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz
so one of the things I’ve started to realize with having a notable following On Here is exactly how much of a reading comprehension problem we have in this country
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snackoracko.bsky.social
Remember it is important to not only take care of yourself but your plushies too!
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mtgdrip.bsky.social
I know you all love buying cards and especially #mtgdrip. With that being said, I know a great place to purchase from. Just use the link in below. Btw I made affiliate. Shout to @manapool.com

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The Market for Magic Cards - Mana Pool
Tap into the marketplace for Magic: The Gathering cards. Buy and sell MTG singles and sealed product.
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yoman5.bsky.social
therapy is so good, more of yall should do therapy
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tubasection.bsky.social
hi, if any magic players know hart horton or james hickle please have one of them reach out to me. they were my rounds 13 & 14 ew legacy opponents and traveled together. i was putting my deck away and have a card from my round 14 opponent. i didnt play rd 15 or else i would have noticed earlier. ty
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santiagomayer.com
Spotify is now running recruitment ads for ICE.

It’s time to cancel your account.
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junlper.beer
dying at rightwingers falling for what looks like an ai generated turning points USA half time show with special guest “measles”
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carmparens.bsky.social
Trans rights!
fatkiddeals.com
This Dominos is in an old Pizza Hut building 😭😭
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yoman5.bsky.social
And many companies who are then never held liable for what their "agent" says or promises
yoman5.bsky.social
Yes, but marketing and capitalism and sunk cost (and a lack of regulation) have created this heinous pseudo monopoly that's forcing this garbage down everyone's throats because they spent $50billion or whatever on a shiny hammer so they have to sell you the idea everything else is a nail
yoman5.bsky.social
Adding on that they like eminem though