jojo 🏄‍♂️
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Sorry, Millennials: Lenny Loosejocks Has Been Fired From Macca’s For Inappropriate Conduct
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on my knees mel blanc screaming into the pussy
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"If you vote for Biden you aren't a leftist"
"if you don't vote for Biden you aren't a leftist"
"Can I get a booty pic with your panties on and one without them on? can I also get three different picture of your booty is any position? also can I get just a normal pic of your pussy from the front and
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my girl got that rotisserie pussy !
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i saw tila tequila’s tits ass and pussy before i could even read
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i’m not loyal to my country. i’m only loyal to Boobs Pussy and Ass!!
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siri, play my “won’t scare the hoes” playlist
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listening to pinkerton and crying. why dont i h ave a half japanese girl
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mind if i crank my hog in here?
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guess who just got banned from starbucks for, you guessed it, giving a mouse a cookie
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i will die for my country Toyota Corolla
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getting this on a bumper sticker to put on my new car
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Keep honking! I’m 14 years old and I’m listening to DEFTONES
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spoken like someone who isn’t an America-loving, Jesus-loving Keynesian capitalist
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Governor Newsom i hereby declare you “babygirl”
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When in the course of human events it becomes necessary to spit on that thang
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Thought my tinnitus was the steam whistle and nearly left work three hours early
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Mamdani standing up for transgender people living in America is a huge part of why he is dominating the mayor's race in New York City.

Giving a shit about trans people, immigrants, and the unhoused is a winning strategy. I hope that reminds you of what Trump wants you to forget:

People are good.
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UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera

In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion.

As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.
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i still think they fucked up by letting me into grad school. but that’s their problem, not mine
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Im not circumcised and im allergic to Tylenol and im autistic
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call my girl jackson cuz she polack
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bringing my computer to the club to play meet n fuck