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Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 50m

Do ya think Miller gives him a hand job every time they blow up a boat of brown people?

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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 3h

So they didn’t like the ad. Let’s just post Reagan’s 5 min speech against tariffs as it appears on YouTube.

Over and over. On all platforms (some of y’all are still on X).

*1981 Sherrilyn horrified by 2025 Sherrilyn saying “let’s post Reagan’s speech.”

youtu.be/5t5QK03KXPc

President Reagan's Radio Address on Free and Fair Trade on April 25, 1987

YouTube video by Reagan Library

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SaveDemocracy123 @savedemocracy123.bsky.social · 5h

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🌮 Chef Bruce 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦 @chef-bruce.bsky.social · 1d

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Amy Malkoff @amalkoff.bsky.social · 8h

Look, I may not be accomplished, but I may be the worst mobile typer of all time, so I got that going for me

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Dak @dak.myatproto.social · 7h

My coworker asked if I could 'circle back on this later.' I'm not even circling forward. I'm parking this conversation in a ditch and setting it on fire.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 7h

Try not to put yourself in a position where you have to say "I'm not actually a Nazi"

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Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 7h

Trick Or Treaters are getting pizza rolls this year. Frozen ones. Just a handful dumped in their bag. Good costumes will get a mystery Hot Pocket.

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Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 18h

Ya know how to fix some electronics you're supposed to unplug them and let them sit for 10-30 minutes before plugging back in? Maybe the government needs 30 days offline to reboot properly.

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Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 1d

Dear Amazon: Yes, please don't use my default address for an order but use the last one I sent to, my father, who I'm assuming will love the rechargeable batteries and dog pro-biotics.

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Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 4d

Has anyone heard anything from Elon lately?

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Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 5d

Just read that some of the current administration's offices have joined BlueSky. There should be a separate domain for those. OrangeShit, perhaps.

Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 6d

Meal Team Six

Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 7d

Hey @microsoft.com : Thanks for changing everything I didn't ask you to change on that latest update. I bet you re-enabled Co-Pilot, too, eh?

Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 7d

"There's a horse! In the hospital!!" - John Mulaney

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Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 7d

Contrary to what Fraul' Levitt spewed, I'm not a Hamas terrorist, an illegal alien, or a violent criminal.

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Silly Sally 💙💙💙 @caturday62.bsky.social · 7d

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Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 8d

Winter is coming.

Lula, aka Floof, the miniature golden-doodle, bundled in a light blanket while on her minion's lap.

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It's The Great Pumpkin Wormhole Halloween edition @wormhole42.bsky.social · 8d

Is it possible for Paul Rudd to be in a serious movie? Guess that's the benefit of being Paul Rudd is he can just be him and we eat it up. I keep trying to think of a role I'd like to see him try. Like a fun little game.

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Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 9d

No, he's Trump First. And arranging a cushy escape to Argentina, I'm guessing.

Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 10d

Out of an abundance of caution went out to buy CoViD tests today. At Target they're on the same aisle as adult diapers and sex toys. Not sure what to make of that.

Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 10d

Without saying Hurt, fav Cover Song?

"The Sound of Silence by Disturbed"

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Sophia_Nyx 🏳️‍⚧️ @sophianyx.bsky.social · 11d

Without saying Hurt, fav Cover Song?

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Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 11d

So ICE likes to sit in high places and shoot pepper slugs at people on the ground. Be a shame if people sat in high places and threw rotting vegetables at them on patrol.

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Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 12d

Unless you need a good cleaning out from both ends.