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Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 3h

Ya know how to fix some electronics you're supposed to unplug them and let them sit for 10-30 minutes before plugging back in? Maybe the government needs 30 days offline to reboot properly.

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Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 14h

Dear Amazon: Yes, please don't use my default address for an order but use the last one I sent to, my father, who I'm assuming will love the rechargeable batteries and dog pro-biotics.

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Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 4d

Has anyone heard anything from Elon lately?

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Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 4d

Just read that some of the current administration's offices have joined BlueSky. There should be a separate domain for those. OrangeShit, perhaps.

Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 5d

Meal Team Six

Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 6d

Hey @microsoft.com : Thanks for changing everything I didn't ask you to change on that latest update. I bet you re-enabled Co-Pilot, too, eh?

Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 6d

"There's a horse! In the hospital!!" - John Mulaney

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Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 7d

Contrary to what Fraul' Levitt spewed, I'm not a Hamas terrorist, an illegal alien, or a violent criminal.

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Silly Sally 💙💙💙 @caturday62.bsky.social · 7d

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Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 7d

Winter is coming.

Lula, aka Floof, the miniature golden-doodle, bundled in a light blanket while on her minion's lap.

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It's The Great Pumpkin Wormhole Halloween edition @wormhole42.bsky.social · 8d

Is it possible for Paul Rudd to be in a serious movie? Guess that's the benefit of being Paul Rudd is he can just be him and we eat it up. I keep trying to think of a role I'd like to see him try. Like a fun little game.

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Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 9d

No, he's Trump First. And arranging a cushy escape to Argentina, I'm guessing.

Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 10d

Out of an abundance of caution went out to buy CoViD tests today. At Target they're on the same aisle as adult diapers and sex toys. Not sure what to make of that.

Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 10d

Without saying Hurt, fav Cover Song?

"The Sound of Silence by Disturbed"

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Sophia_Nyx 🏳️‍⚧️ @sophianyx.bsky.social · 10d

Without saying Hurt, fav Cover Song?

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Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 10d

So ICE likes to sit in high places and shoot pepper slugs at people on the ground. Be a shame if people sat in high places and threw rotting vegetables at them on patrol.