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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 1h

Maryland DOT is permanently stuck in 1955, it's embarrassing for an otherwise pretty ok state

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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 1h

stop designing roads like it's 1955

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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 1h

lmfao Pog put 30" into him in like 500m

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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 2h

i am filing a class-action lawsuit to get his contract terminated because i would rather have happy/pissed someone beat Pog but it was QS and incredibly annoying.

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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 2h

bro maybe could have won, we won't ever know because he obviously lost but yes that was impressive and yes it was incredibly fucking stupid.

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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 2h

QS: hey, i feel great.
DS: ok bro, keep it together.
QS: I'M GOING IN THE ALL DAY BREAK AND RIDING SOLO WITH 110KM TO GO
DS: i said keep it together
QS crossing the line just off the podium: WHAT A FUCKING RIDE I DID

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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 2h

Quinn Simmons riding like a total jackass when he clearly has amazing fitness is honestly really fucking fitting for this particular moment in US History

(yes i am finally getting caught up on Il Lombardia)

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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 2h

this is the bar from Stir of Echos isn't it

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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 2h

now that's a headline

Defector @defector.com · 2h

Italy makes up for UEFA’s cowardice by ending Israel’s World Cup chances: defector.com/italy-makes-...

Italy Makes Up For UEFA's Cowardice By Ending Israel's World Cup Chances | Defector

In recent weeks, a steady stream of reports claimed that UEFA, the body that governs European soccer, was seriously considering banning Israel from international play. Off the heels of September’s UN…

defector.com

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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 3h

hollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllly fuck lmao

the resistance collective on on bluesky

we rise, stronger together, resisters, voters, defenders of democracy

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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 3h

these rich people are so dull they can't even give us a good heist in these hard and trying times

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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 3h

yea i went with an oceans 11 crew, a trojan horse of sorts, and a getaway harrier but it is, in fact, *massive sigh* a business dispute.

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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 3h

do you want a spoiler or not? because i read it and it ruined it for me.

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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 3h

pro cycling hot take:

national champs should be on the sleeve like in DH, world/conti champs get full kits.

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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 3h

i went on a short bike ride and feel a little bit better.

Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 9h

raise your hand if you're in a pretty crumby mood this morning

🙋🏻‍♂️

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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 6h

going to create a bsky bot account that hacks into everyones electronic shifting and relays real time gear combo and posts to the internet for every USAC/UCI sanctioned race in the states next year.

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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 8h

#crew96 F/O attempted to charge me after opting out of 2026 season tickets, i caught the invoice before the charge date.

then they had the audacity to email me about opting into post season tickets at a higher price than 2026 STM pay as a 25 STM

there's no loyalty or benefit to being a STM.

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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 8h

10/14: Frailty

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Jerry Boyle @jecboyle.bsky.social · 10h

And spare me the Pritzker fanboy shit. I had been his biggest fanboy, but found out the hard way that his PR is just a pose. These are Pritzker’s thugs, not Trump’s.

Photo of me, stopped over with a club from a Pritzker goon pushed between my shoulder blades.

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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 9h

raise your hand if you're in a pretty crumby mood this morning

🙋🏻‍♂️

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Vagina Museum @vaginamuseum.bsky.social · 9h

We also hope we don't need to tell you this, but as well as being scientifically invalid, trying to monitor other people's menstrual cycles without their permission is creepy, invasive and pretty gross. So don't do that.