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@uluvlucy.bsky.social
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Boricua.🇵🇷 Cooking obsessed foodie. Dinner party host. Soup season enthusiast. #teaSky. Budding green thumb (6a/b). Hoarder of spices & books. Cat mom. Engineer. She/her.
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Welcome to the food megafeed! It's a one stop shop for all my favorite food-related feeds & hashtags. Below you'll find additional info & links to the source feeds, be sure to like those as well! Feel free to reply here if you have questions or issues.
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Omg I'm hollaring 😂😂😂 I'm only 2.5min into the video but every detail has me dying. The basket chicken. I thought there was an office dog but it's a tiny pig. Lady is watching Attack on Titan & putting a flower in the chicken's bottom. Absolutely unhinged (complimentary)
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Arts & crafts 😂🤣 Girl I thought that post was going to say she used the bones for making broth 😭😂
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If you are a soup person on here you are legally required to tell me
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Can I get away with bringing a panini press to the office? 🤔
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donalde.bsky.social
I gift you all the most cursed recipe I’ve seen in some time.
THE GARDEN'S PERFECTION IN VEGETABLE SOUP
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I took one can of concentrated vegetable soup, half a can of milk, and three stewed apples, mashed. The result imitated the original to perfection. We still keep it as a special treat on our menu, especially in summer, when we chill our puréed vegetable soup with apples Normande and drink it from twelve-ounce highball glasses. We have given this recipe to countless guests, for with the first sur-prised, pleased taste they never fail to ask.
uluvlucy.bsky.social
The Cat Equivalent of Water Torture
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How to Keep Loving Your Cats Even Though They Keep Depriving You of Sleep
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brasscastle.bsky.social
Asking for $20 for rice, please. Dogs, cats, people, everyone here eats it.

Please? I'm begging Bluesky for help.

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A photo down into our rice bin showing that there is only a couple of scoops left.
uluvlucy.bsky.social
They look so good! I've only tried growing carrots once & failed spectacularly so this is a good reminder for me to try again 🥰
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btwnthesepages.bsky.social
Gingerbread Hedgehog 🦔
#CookieParty
A batch of gingerbread hedgehog with chocolate sprinkles as their spikes and mini chocolate chip noses.
uluvlucy.bsky.social
She is very indignant upon finding out that the grilled cheese I'm making is not for her
Our gray and orange cat, Sasha, sitting on the kitchen island counter looking kinda like the blinking guy meme where she's a lil aghast about my actions (not feeding her grilled cheeses)
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Why are the rest of you sickos awake at this hour? 🫩
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How to Keep Loving Your Cats Even Though They Keep Depriving You of Sleep
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Adorable! #cookieparty
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tashasev.bsky.social
I’m sorry, it had to be done
An impossibly round very fluffy dilute tortoiseshell cat sitting impressively on a table with a roaring fire in a fireplace behind. An illustration of a olde time top hat and monocle have been poorly added to the cat with little skill
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LRP: It's time to make another batch of smoked tomato sauce 🌬️🍅
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The way the whole kitchen comes to life when you add sofrito 😮‍💨🤌🏽🇵🇷 🍜🍽️
A pot of stewing smoked tomatoes with sofrito on top.
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I keep scrolling back to this post and just staring at it trying to crack the puzzle 😂
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Omg! 😱 This would absolutely be my husband if he had access to ink; time to preemptively ban this hobby from my house too