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Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston
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The reason I can't have nice things. Glutton for Astros punishment. Minority owner of Detroit City FC. Cheap Trick Enthusiast. Consumate Deadhead. #PNEFC #MUBB #GoLeafsGo
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Also, I feel cheated. I had a colonoscopy earlier this year (also necessary and important) and I didn't get anything.
Mammograms are necessary and important things, but there's got to be an easier way to get a tote bag.
Outside of that old pole shed on my uncle's farm that was not being replaced....no.
Big shoutout to Gramma Pickle on her 96th trip around the sun.
Look, anytime you can march into Rupp Arena and leave with a dub, you take that. *Checks Earpiece* I have been informed that this is football and not basketball. The Department of Turk regrets this error....
Wow, this UT-UK basketball game is incredibly low scoring.
"Excuse me for not knowing about El Salvador, like i'm ever going to Spain anyway."
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Congrats to these scrappy Dodgers. They overcame all obstacles like having a billion dollar salary and sweet TV deals
With 38 minutes left in my workday on this Friday, it's time to unleash Judas Priest's "Screaming for Vengeance" album on the neighborhood.
I realize that this is some pre-teen rebellion against how he was raised, but I did not expect disrespect for The Possum to be part of this. These kids need to come with manuals.
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The hole in a guitar is traditionally used to store soft cheeses and dried meats which are fed to the drummer when he does a good job
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this one doin numbers on mastodon but bsky doesn't let me have enough characters
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Gollum: what has it got in its pocketses? Is it the preciousss?

Bilbo: ok first of all, talk normal you weird little freak
On the rare days my wife works with me, she started working in the basement, because I would try to get her to sing with me when she worked in the room on the other side of the wall.