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turkball.bsky.social
Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston
@turkball.bsky.social
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The reason I can't have nice things. Glutton for Astros punishment. Minority owner of Detroit City FC. Cheap Trick Enthusiast. Consumate Deadhead. #PNEFC #MUBB #GoLeafsGo
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turkball.bsky.social
Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 17h
Oh God, I miss that so much.
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turkball.bsky.social
Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 1d
Bluesky be like "There's two things, I can't stand...
a man in a suit and tie stands next to another man in a pink shirt
ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands next to another man in a pink shirt
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turkball.bsky.social
Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 1d
Also, I feel cheated. I had a colonoscopy earlier this year (also necessary and important) and I didn't get anything.
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turkball.bsky.social
Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 1d
Mammograms are necessary and important things, but there's got to be an easier way to get a tote bag.
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turkball.bsky.social
Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 1d
Outside of that old pole shed on my uncle's farm that was not being replaced....no.
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turkball.bsky.social
Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 2d
Enjoy the flavor of my people.
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turkball.bsky.social
Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 2d
Hulk bringing those points home. #SauberSquad
turkball.bsky.social
Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 3d
Big shoutout to Gramma Pickle on her 96th trip around the sun.
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turkball.bsky.social
Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 3d
Look, anytime you can march into Rupp Arena and leave with a dub, you take that. *Checks Earpiece* I have been informed that this is football and not basketball. The Department of Turk regrets this error....
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turkball.bsky.social
Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 3d
Wow, this UT-UK basketball game is incredibly low scoring.
turkball.bsky.social
Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 3d
"Excuse me for not knowing about El Salvador, like i'm ever going to Spain anyway."
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turkball.bsky.social
Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 3d
Awaiting review.
a man in a black shirt and tie holds a pen and a notebook
ALT: a man in a black shirt and tie holds a pen and a notebook
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strosfaniknow.bsky.social
STROSFANiknow @strosfaniknow.bsky.social · 4d
Congrats to these scrappy Dodgers. They overcame all obstacles like having a billion dollar salary and sweet TV deals
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turkball.bsky.social
Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 4d
Agreed. Hope he likes camping.
turkball.bsky.social
Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 4d
With 38 minutes left in my workday on this Friday, it's time to unleash Judas Priest's "Screaming for Vengeance" album on the neighborhood.
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turkball.bsky.social
Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 4d
Agreed.
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Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 4d
I realize that this is some pre-teen rebellion against how he was raised, but I did not expect disrespect for The Possum to be part of this. These kids need to come with manuals.
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turkball.bsky.social
Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 4d
Just locked my pre-teen outside of the house for talking ill of George Jones' "A Good year for the Roses". I haven't decided when I'm letting him back in.
a man with a beard is sitting in a chair saying this aggression will not stand , man .
ALT: a man with a beard is sitting in a chair saying this aggression will not stand , man .
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fridaypacific.bsky.social
Today is Friday in California @fridaypacific.bsky.social · 4d
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mindflakes.bsky.social
mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 5d
The hole in a guitar is traditionally used to store soft cheeses and dried meats which are fed to the drummer when he does a good job
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turkball.bsky.social
Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 5d
Me looking at the 39.1 pt headstart dropped on me by my opponent who started Ja'Marr Chase against me in my money league.
a man in a hat and jacket says i am never going to financially recover from this
ALT: a man in a hat and jacket says i am never going to financially recover from this
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amagire.bsky.social
Amazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 5d
this one doin numbers on mastodon but bsky doesn't let me have enough characters
@amagire@mastodon.social elevated horror: what if you're grieving your loved one TOO MUCH? folk horror: what if a child's disability could EAT PEOPLE? supernatural horror: what if your childhood trauma could EAT PEOPLE? psychological horror: what if your adult trauma could EAT PEOPLE? body horror: what if your gender dysphoria could EAT PEOPLE? slasher horror: what if a random guy was trying to kill you, instead of a cop or your boyfriend?
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thehyyyype.bsky.social
the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 5d
Gollum: what has it got in its pocketses? Is it the preciousss?

Bilbo: ok first of all, talk normal you weird little freak
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turkball.bsky.social
Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 5d
I know, right?
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Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 5d
On the rare days my wife works with me, she started working in the basement, because I would try to get her to sing with me when she worked in the room on the other side of the wall.
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