Which one is the hot vicar?

Congratulations on your magnificent tail, Fred.

​Be good. Be you. Move on.

​Genuine goodness doesn't require publicity. It shows in your day-to-day choices & actions. You owe no one an explanation or performance to validate your kindness. No need for external validation; just focus on making a positive impact. The right people will feel you.
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There’s also one where he has five fingers and a thumb, and to me, that’s worse.

I am now sad that this does not exist; please make it real!

Coincidentally, I did that this afternoon. I spontaneously took the afternoon off. Took a nap, finished a book, watched a show. Just a little bit of “me” time to check out and relax. I feel surprisingly energized emotionally and physically even at the end of the day, when usually I am wiped.

Agree that I’d only term the recent work “adorable.” While they are fun, I prefer her earlier work, esp. Never Sweeter, Telling Tales, and Way Down Deep. (Co-sign on missing Cara McKenna too.)

When the two people go at it and then just lie there for ages cuddling and/or go right to sleep. No one disposes of anything or goes to the bathroom. Um, what about all the fluids? You’re leaking all over your sheets! Ew!

I will pay actual money and pop my own popcorn to watch the commander in chief complete the physical training now required for everyone from the top down. Just let me know when to tune in.

No kidding, especially when you can find slews of these at secondhand bookstores and library sales.

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Totally understand. I did an export/backup of my content before deleting. I have never looked at it, but it’s reassuring to know it’s there.

I deleted mine in summer 2020. If I could, I’d delete it all over again now. It’s very freeing.

blessed be the special interests for they shall preserve knowledge

In a speech before the United Nations General Assembly today, President Trump said climate change is a “con job” and climate scientists are “stupid people” — and he called green energy and immigration a “double-tailed monster” that is destroying Europe.

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This is on my nightstand, up next!

I am reading Zomromcom by Olivia Dade, and I’m also re-reading Salt Kiss and Honey Cut by Sierra Simone since Bitter Burn comes out this week.

Online shopping cat wants you to know that it's free shipping weekend. Orders $28+ ship free

That's one candle, two travel candles, or three wax melts 🛍️

It’s true! Your orders arrive super fast. Granted, I live locally, but still.

Quay. Still not comfortable reading or saying this word.

I asked my 4th grade teacher if “reassure” was pronounced re-uh-sure or rezh-ur. She said “what do you think?” I was like, I don’t know, lady, that’s why I’m asking you!!

I’m just saying that when it happens I’m jumping out of bed, running to my window, and tossing a coin to a boy to buy the biggest goose in town

“I don’t remember when Shakespeare plays were drag shows,” someone just commented, and I had to look at their other posts to see if they were in earnest.

They were.

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